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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I admit to gaming this a tiny bit, but I’m surprised I got it that close, also offended that Detroit and Chicago aren’t on the city list.

A dialect heat map of the US. Northern Lower Michigan and the Eastern Upper Peninsula are highlighted

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Name your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only)

Kleya Marki from Andor looking murderous

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

we have an attached mirror button again! soon there will be a new steering column race

A button for mounting a rear view mirror, sans mirror, stuck to the inside of a slightly dirty windshield.

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I like it cold and with as many human rights as possible 🤷🏻‍♀️

A map of the US depicting the Siren is willing to live. WA, OR, CA, MN, IL, MI, PA, NY, DC, MA, and ME are the only ones coloured green. CO, VE, NJ, and NM are maybes.

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Got some surprisingly good shots for running out adhoc

Bright green and red aurora directly overhead

Bright red and green aurora backlight by significant light pollution

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Before and after. The dough was a little thin, but they’re really good

Three pasties on a quarter sheet pan just out of the oven. The liquid from the filling has left the dough slightly stained

Three okay~ish shaped pasties about to go into the oven

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

have you ever been such a snivelling moron that the original author called you out?

Headline quote from Andrzej Sapkowski, the author of the Witcher books, stating the he’s never said women can’t be Witchers

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

repost with a favourite book from your childhood

LYNNE REID BANKS
author of The Indian in the Cupboard
I, Houdini
THE AMAZING STORY OF AN ESCAPE-ARTIST HAMSTER

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

see a skeleton, share a skeleton bonus points for lesbian skeletons because I’m biased

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

brb telling my kids these guys invented kubernettes

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

when you’re making jokes about homophobia and lesbian erasure and the autocomplete doesn’t catch on

A screenshot from a text message conversation.

The first two messages received read:
“So cold that the other bandits were asleep sitting up leaning on trees without blankets”

“Mhhmm”
My response reads:
“exactly”

The partial message being typed in the textbox reads:
“lesbianism lowers your core”…
The autocomplete suggestions are:
“values, beliefs, value”

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

apropos of nothing, here’s a spoogee flip flop I found in an alley

a black flip flop upside down in a surprisingly clean alley almost completely covered in a thick white frosting like substance

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

these are bungs, they’re used to cap or plug things like drain holes in boats or to cover screws in furniture for a smooth finish

a small pile of pale wooden bungs about the same depth as they are in radius

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

Pokémon checkpoint! Favorite Pokémon go go go! maybe a little predictable

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 16/05/2024

I don’t have any fur babies of my own at the moment, so here’s some pictures of the aurora from last weekend.

A picture of the aurora borealis over a small lake in northern Minnesota. The moon is bright in the upper left hand corner. The aurora is bright green and purple stretching across most of the sky.

A picture of the aurora borealis over a small lake in northern Minnesota. The aurora is bright green and purple stretching across the whole sky.

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

or at least until ‘someone’ drops a stargaze into the sun

A colourful depiction of the god Osiris with the sun above his head. Text to the right reads “The solar flares will continue until morale improves.”

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

that really sucks 🖤 (I really hope this meme doesn’t land in the wrong way because it’s so excruciatingly valid)

An illustration of a shell shocked black cat with the caption “Just being can be a full time job” above it. The illustration is from Purr In Ink.

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 04/03/2024

I saw a post talking about an ‘old prosecutor’ but it disappeared in the time it took me to find this picture which will always be my first thought after hearing that phrase

A screenshot from the Scooby-Doo episode ‘Mine Your Own Business’ of a bemused Scooby being surprised after finding an imposing old miner behind the door he just opened.

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

that’s in celsius… go home weather, you’re drunk

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

I just made dinner for myself, but if anyone’s tired of cooking partner appreciations are available upon request

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

what do we think replaced the apple on the computer?

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

that looks suspiciously familiar… who let Orlin have another toaster?

A still from the Stargate: SG-1 episode Ascension. Samantha Carter is cautiously walking towards a small active stargate in her basement.

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Continuing to make this the internet’s problem. In the meantime here’s a very important mink handling alignment chart

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

switches are like how many bingos can you dodge?

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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

I’m from Michigan, so I’m not exactly pro Ohio, lmao. But I’ve always been taught/thought the Midwest was basically the Great Lake states, plus like half of Iowa.

A blank map of the United States of America, with only the state boarders shown. There is a dark red circle outlining the area Siren thinks is the Midwest. It surrounds all of Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio, the western most edges of New York and Pennsylvania where they boarded the Great Lakes, as well as bisecting Iowa from its northwest corner to its southeastern corner

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