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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When they said the hills have eyes, this is what they meant

the fruiting body of a stinkhorn mushroom just about to pop up out of the ground. It looks like there is a very creepy and inhuman eyeballs poking out of some loose gravel

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

lot of good ones, but this is pretty damn hard to beat imo

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

my kid is on vacation and is keeping me updated about all the cool stuff he's doing

text exchange that went thusly:

my kid: Went to dole interesting places today

me: like a fruit plantation?

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is the quite literally the future (and present) they want

screenshot of an article headline "Men Are Creating AI Girlfriends and Then Verbally Abusing Them: "I threatened to uninstall the app [and] she begged me not to." by Ashley Bardhan.
There's a picture of a green tinted young woman with glowing green eyes and green tears streaking her face

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

when you're trying to get a lighter to work one more time

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My dogs every time I put any food back in the fridge:

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

everyone’s posting Halloween pics - so here's the best one

Geena Davis as a vampire in Transylvania 6-5000. whatever she is wearing is revealing a sporting lot of cleavage

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

what's a few (donut) holes amongst friends?

plushy donut with a smiley face on a store shelf. it's holding a plushy heart attached to it that says "I Luv U A Hole Lot!" but you can barely see the "lot" so it looks like it just says "I Luv U A Hole"

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my kid just brought this home from school - the whole class has been working on them for weeks. apparently I have been living in a bubble.

a picture of a valentine from the simspons. it says "i choo- choo- choose texas" and it has a picture of a train

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Han Solo trying to be nonchalant & looking off camera saying "I don't have it WITH me..."

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my dude would be perfect for a new live action film adaptation of super mario bros

goomba from super mario bros games. little mushroom dude who is shaped like the dude's weird hair and facial hair situation in the picture of the quoted post

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

portmanteau for "doggy nonsense": dongsense

up close face of a dog with a chew toy sticking out of one side of their mouth and their tongue lolling out the other. the angle makes them look quite cartoonish. the words "heh heh heh" are next to their face

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Example of perfect casting (all of them)

movie poster for The Princess Bride, it shows pretty much the entire cast

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Heck yeah! Here's a rare orange Oscar

early Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street. It is an orange furry puppet with a thick uni-brow sticking out of a metal trash can

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Me to kid: Yes, this knowledge is your birthright, passed down through our family for untold generations, but you still have much to learn before it can be passed to you. Until then, this knowledge will remain forbidden to you. I am sorry, my child, but this too is the way it has always been.