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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 6h
I've got reoccurring dreams that I'm having visual hallucinations about extremely mundane things (like whether I've taken my jacket off or not)
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 21h
the robots are sentient and they specifically dont want me to have cheese burger
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I chose Ifan purely because I'm playing an elf woman who is a solid foot taller than him and the sweet sweet drama between his history (and guilt) with the elves, but I'm still deeply sad the game made me choose between my two girlfriends and my boyfriend
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Weird man being comfy on desk, chair arm, and my arm all at the same time
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cpap hose cozy is something that I didn't realize I needed and it's stopped my plastic fiend cats from biting it. I just didn't realize the cold plastic hose was bothering me, but it's so nice it's soft now.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
after this now they're making me choose, THATS MY BOYFRIEND AND TWO GIRLFRIENDS, GAME
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
reached the point in divinity 2 where all my companions gotta agree I'm gonna ascend and ifan, lohse, and sebille are my boyfriend and two girlfriends and we all kissed and they told me to go be a god
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone tell my hair to stop growing. 5 weeks of growth and it's already getting the length where it can stick up weird and look greasy
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will try to remember!
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been using any pronouns for years and have occasionally embraced the label of agender but i personally don't consider myself trans and also dont experience transphobia so i think i can appropriate a cis label
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
volunteered myself as the cis(?) person on the "how to be a trans ally" panel for trans awareness week. happy to get any pointers from trans friends that you don't often see represented well in allyship
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the bloodlust helps some people, but more often than not it feels like people performing what they think SA victims want rather than what most actually want. Sorry you're going through that but happy to hear you're stable and have support!
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It doesn't happen to me often, but every time my handshake is substantially more firm than the person I'm shaking with I feel weird as hell. How are there people who do that on purpose? Gonna have to shake the hand of this elevator maintenance tech like he's a dainty victorian woman next time ig
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeff get that CROISSANT OUT OF THAT BED RIGHT NOW
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like my new cpap mask but I think I need to buy a small size face part for it. It came with medium and my facial features are simply small like my tiny baby mouth.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today's theory was I needed to take a bath because I've had a lot of extra dry skin lately so I need to Absorb The Liquid (I'm already well hydrated) Unsure of the results but one of my cats almost jumped in the tub
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cozy hose now. I don't rly care about it being plastic on me but my cats love to bite a hard plastic more than a soft thing
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
still thinking about this and i kinda hope i get to be a part of it because while I don't think my admin skills are top tier, i know for a FACT the vast majority of volunteer only groups/non profits do NOT have beans for organization because most people don't love Logistics like i do
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
but actually because i'm already in a leadership position in a gay org i specifically applied for the admin assistant position on this leadership team lmao
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every once in a while i go wild and apply for an open board/leadership volunteer position with a different gay org.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
anyway, new cpap mask and hose without cat bites in it arrived today (and a hose cover to stop the cat biting the new hose is what came yesterday)
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
update to the update: I'm stupid and they did deliver the OTHER thing I got that day, which i thought was coming by another method. Still left a weird garage note about it, but I realized today when I got the notification that my OTHER fedex package was coming today, that I was wrong lol
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
but i swear to god if eric is real and just rando rolled my phone number as the one he puts on his internet inquiries, he's my mortal enemy.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judging by the spam I get in his name: the fictional man named eric is mostly just fat and bald and crashing his car constantly
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Update: it indeed was not delivered to me
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I came up with a name that was different from the actual patient I was referencing, but I must let you know: their actual name is even MORE a noble cat profession
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People with surnames that are occupations really gotta be careful when doing the nonbinary "pick a noun" first name. Because you might end up with a name like leaf hunter
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've freed the very nice college student I use for labor and now I'm stuck doing reception.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cursed with the anxiety of fedex delivered (I THINK) my new pillow but the note says "left at garage" and i don't live in a place with garages whatsoever so did they deliver it??? cursed anxiety
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Intern is doing very well and even though I'm only backing her up I'm still so sleepy, and she leaves at 1:30 so I'll have to cover from there.
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Eros @ eclipse @gayvenusian.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
It's time
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Employee is out, but I've got a Day Two intern that I'm hoping picks things up fast to help.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hate to waste my evening but I did go to bed at 6:30, woke up at 11 to hydrate, feed cats, and eat some mac and cheese, now back to bed.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyway i gotta remember to go to the pharmacy on the way home. I'm getting the brain fuzz
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My brain can barely keep me awake but it CAN write an agenda, plan a run of show, and make sure every action item is assigned
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love to enter an event planning/logistics type meeting with strangers at haven't-taken-my-SNRI-in-two-days levels of brain power and still impress the strangers w/ my logistics/planning skills.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting real Sleepy today. Think im gonna be very lazy for the rest of the day.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What did I do in Ireland? Watched two whole seasons of the TV series Silo on my phone in the hotel room and ate snacks from a Centra for most meals.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just don't want my next trip to go like my Ireland trip. The country and people were great but I was broke and also the food fuckin sucks (sorry) so I ended up having a non optimal time.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Asia requires much more planning. I want to go back, I loved HK, I also rly want to go to Thailand eventually, Japan is more accessible, but I'm not rich enough to wing it, I think.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing about Cancun as a destination is I will always love all varieties of Mexican food, it's warm and touristy and I know how to travel safely in touristy areas, and while my Spanish is BAD I at least have a basis.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway I think I can't justify the Japan trip but I may reconsider my previous Cancun idea.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Id actually love to pay lesser airfare and take a trip in the US but the hotel prices are so much cheaper literally anywhere else in the world that Its usually cheaper to do an international trip
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd honestly book it right now if I didn't have to worry about having the money for cat boarding. THESE ANIMALS HOLDING ME BACK (mostly joking, still a possibility tho)
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if i go to japan for my birthday
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do have to kiss his ass so he doesn't evict my client while we wait for the state approval to pay him, but i've had one phone call and one email and i already want to strangle him
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
spoke to a very nice man trying to get his rent paid and then spoke to his landlord/management who had the MOST rancid vibes, then i go to look up the company and its a CHRISTIAN drug rehab housing. absolutely cursed. maybe i'm simply lucky that I regularly work with people with empathy but damn
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teeth so bad couldn't clean em all at once. Got a second Notably Painful cleaning scheduled for next week.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a client appt right after this and realized I wouldn't have time to eat after, so eating before became the solution
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