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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 2h
Employee is out, but I've got a Day Two intern that I'm hoping picks things up fast to help.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 11h
Hate to waste my evening but I did go to bed at 6:30, woke up at 11 to hydrate, feed cats, and eat some mac and cheese, now back to bed.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 18h
anyway i gotta remember to go to the pharmacy on the way home. I'm getting the brain fuzz
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 18h
Love to enter an event planning/logistics type meeting with strangers at haven't-taken-my-SNRI-in-two-days levels of brain power and still impress the strangers w/ my logistics/planning skills.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 23h
Getting real Sleepy today. Think im gonna be very lazy for the rest of the day.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just don't want my next trip to go like my Ireland trip. The country and people were great but I was broke and also the food fuckin sucks (sorry) so I ended up having a non optimal time.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Id actually love to pay lesser airfare and take a trip in the US but the hotel prices are so much cheaper literally anywhere else in the world that Its usually cheaper to do an international trip
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if i go to japan for my birthday
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
spoke to a very nice man trying to get his rent paid and then spoke to his landlord/management who had the MOST rancid vibes, then i go to look up the company and its a CHRISTIAN drug rehab housing. absolutely cursed. maybe i'm simply lucky that I regularly work with people with empathy but damn
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dentist time. Did I quickly eat some taco time and then aggressively rinse my mouth at the dentist bathroom as a courtesy to not give them food scraps? Yes I did.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
odds that i complete my annual review in two hours without crying? [as a note, my boss is very nice, i don't stay employed for 8yrs at a place with bad bosses, i'm too anti-authority for that, i just cry at any criticism or confrontation]
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dentist office called me from a number my phone flagged as spam saying they've got canceled appts tomorrow, so i call them back and now i've been on hold for 14 minutes. please, i simply desire a tooth cleaning
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn't go to dyke night last week because I've been too busy and overwhelmed for a night out but I just learned one of my community partners (essentially coworkers) was one of the gogo dancers and it probably would have been a bad look to ogle them mostly naked so this is good I didn't go.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hopefully FINALLY ditching the dead car that's been in the parking lot for months today. Got the title in the mail so I can actually scrap it.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He was annoying me so I gave him a polkadot (clipped a little of his hair halfway, not to the skin)
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
casual reminder from someone who owns a white keyboard: it's time to scrub that keyboard down, my dudes. it's got the finger gunk building up even if you can't see it. If your keyboard was white you'd see it.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i get the feeling divinity 2 is better as a multiplayer game. Like, I've put 20 hours or so into it but I'm losing momentum. I think there's not enough plot for me.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
soaking my feet and the cats have decided to be perverts who want to drink the foot water
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The joy of being the only person in the building, time to vibe and hope no visitors drop in
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have to cover reception again and I feel insane
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm so fuckin' sleepy. I'll get 9 hours of sleep, come to work and fall asleep at my desk and fail to concentrate on one single thing the entire day
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Divinity Original Sin 2 thoughts at 8hrs play time: I still suck at this combat. I like Ifan, I hate that everyone I meet is trying to kill him. I like Sebille, I hate that she's trying to kill everyone I meet.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They want us to give up on each other.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
baby boy seems recovered from his two vaccines and the fact that they stole his blood, greeted me just like normal when I got home and now he's doing his best to be where he shouldn't (on the pc tower)
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spotted: one beautiful tabby outside my work building but unfortunately across the canal when I spotted it. I gasped and it turned towards me. I love a feline in all scenarios.
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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
kitty vet update: two vaccines, some preventative blood testing since even the baby has reached elder ages, two clean bills of health and $450 later, the babies are caught up on their vet care.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Recently had to interact with an AI answering service used by a small business. I opted to skip it to leave a voicemail and it hung up on me instead of connecting to a voicemail. These are the Improvements yall are falling for.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
in 2.5hrs of gameplay (playing the second one) i've learned the elves in this world are freaky and have cannibal super powers. Also a fan of the companion voice acting thus far, trying to make all the friends.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
got both the divinity original sin games + dlc for $11 so we'll see if this is my life for a while. I do love to put hours into rpgs
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not a particularly polyamorous person but sometimes I think about one person who really needs love and attention but is bad at receiving it getting aggressively loved by TWO people and it makes me insane
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me, watching a show called "Don't be too emotional", yelling at the screen whenever the main character is told not to be too emotional: HES AN EMOTIONAL BOY
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was nervous about my client meetings today but they both went well and I didn't feel overwhelmed even when someone got a little teary. Maybe 8yrs of social worker trainings have actually given me skills to do direct client work.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw a creature splish splashing in the mud and remembered my 5th grade clam digging field trip where me and my friends straight up ran and belly slid on the muddy sandy clam digging flats. I might have that photo somewhere. I hope I do. Want to be one with the mud.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm supposed to meet with like 3 people and my coworker is out so I have to cover reception ugh idk how I'm gonna do this
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love to see him sleepy on the paw
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Still thinking about that convo with that guy because every one of his "bad takes" that would (and has) gotten him yelled at online are like, so easily gently discussed and he did seem open to hearing it! But everyone's so exhausted from yelling at bigots that its too easy just to yell at everyone
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spent 40 minutes this morning talking to a gay man who was so overwhelmed by other people's labels/all the online discourse around identity and trans people being aggressive and defensive about their identity and he takes that as being personal against HIM. I'm glad he was seeking therapy help
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just consciously realized for the first time that I've been having recurring dreams about going back to college and failing again and again
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love the buy nothing group. Had my old mattress in my living room for 8 months, put it on the porch and on the local fb buy nothing group, gave one stranger my address and it was gone in an hour.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The visceral reaction I get whenever seeing someone use the phrase "modest proposal" and seemingly not referencing the baby eating essay
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the rainbow shadow
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh you've got dual monitors? I have dual laptops that I keep mixing up the mouses of.
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today's supreme fashion: wool socks and sandals
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't tell if it's good or bad news that all my spam calls/texts are for a man named Eric. Like bad: would there be none if not for hypothetical Eric who probably doesn't exist? Good: they don't actually have my info right
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fatigue Cheeto
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cursed sleep paralysis ebay captcha
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send newts @skytramp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love my new fucked up thumb scrollin mouse. I've finally used it enough to get used to it
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