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victorian ghost

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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
@petersagal.bsky.social Hi Peter Sagal! BIG fan of Wait wait dont tell me. Tell Carl I said hi and would fill in for his voice if he ever retired ;) Sarah Wojdylak Sarahwojdylak.com
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The Democrats will write a strongly worded letter and then sit around in committees with their thumbs up their asses. Don't worry, they got this.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
But what should the podcast be called?
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 26/08/2025
Lil Nas X has broken his silence after his recent arrest. “That was fucking terrifying. That was terrifying. That was a terrifying last four days. But your girl is gonna be alright.”
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Lil Nas X Breaks Silence on Arrest and Felony Charges: 'That Was F-cking Terrifying'
Lil Nas X breaks silence on his arrest after pleading not guilty to four felony charges for allegedly assaulting police officers.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
We all put chip crumbs on our omelettes because of The Bear, right?
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
youtu.be/r1GwEkQ5Sro
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No One Else Is Singing My Song - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
YouTube video by racheldoesstuff
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Wow who knew "screw diversity" wasn't a lucrative business model (in addition to being racist and sexist and and and). Step down, bitch. Trip on your way out.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Dear Hiring Managers, I cannot pay my electric bill. It took 2 days to pick a pope. What the fuck are you doing? All the best.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Everybody scream youtu.be/03iBgkXb1EE
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Florence + The Machine - Everybody Scream (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Silly caller, UPMC steals money and souls and data, not bones
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The key to living healthy is to eat nothing but candybars for 3 days and then anything you do afterward will seem healthy.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Oh thank fuck everything is a writing exercise instead of doing anything
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Feeling in my body, way down deep inside me I try not to fight it (Describe it!) Alright A few things start to happen, my vision starts to flatten My heart, it gets to tappin', and I think I'm gonna die
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If you say "Mental Health" 3 times in a mirror, a wellness grifter will appear in front of you and tell you to buy what they're selling.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A petition to change Mike Kelly's (R-PA) name to Mouthfart Kelly (R-PA). Anyone?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/08/2025
UPMC in Pennsylvania is expecting their providers to lie to trans patients and tell them their healthcare is illegal, even when they're at risk of suicide. newrepublic.com/article/1988...
Screenshot of a news article from the Politics section. The text discusses concerns from UPMC staffers who believe the hospital prematurely restricted gender-affirming care due to administrative threats, potentially endangering young patients. Behavioral health therapist Kailey Andrew shares experiences with suicidal trans teens, noting research showing hormone therapy can reduce depression and suicidality in young trans people. Andrew describes the difficulty of no longer being able to refer patients for gender-affirming treatment and feeling pressured to give misleading statements to teens in crisis, which they refuse to do.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
For funsies you should call Mike Kelly's DC office and ask them for a statement on what happened at Emilianos (202) 225-5406
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I've been inspired by some fake kidneys full of kidney beans.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I'm at Dicks Sporting Goods I'm at UPMC I'm at the combination Dicks Sporting Goods UPMC
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Don't forget to leave a bunch of kittens and whales out for Taylor tonight
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The Severance Board speaker for no reason
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I think the Aero360 reset my soul
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 28/07/2025
New song of the summer? "Go F**k Yourself" is now streaming on all major music platforms: stem.ffm.to/jsgfy
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Jon Stewart - Go Fuck Yourself
Choose your preferred music service
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
UPMC can eat shit
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My kingdom for a place that hasn't been touched by UPMC's garbagecan unhuman policies.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I said "Just fix yourself, headlight!" And now it works I am a witch?
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I'm going to say it: This is fucking vile, eugenicist shit, but it's also not too far off from how the unhoused get treated already. Yes, even in blue states.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
"Institutionalizing people with mental illness, including those experiencing homelessness, is not a dignified, safe, or evidence-based way to serve people's needs," Ann Oliva with the National Alliance to End Homelessness said
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Just me and my crazy notion that leaders should do literally anything.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Oh look, we meet again, but with DEI
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Is it normal for the train whistle to blow a little harmonized tune? Is the system rebooting?
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Thought my car had a coolant leak til I remembered I had used this shirt earlier to carry and eat handfuls of Waffle Crunch cereal like berries I'd picked from a briar.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
“These detainees are living in cages. The pictures you have seen don't do it justice. They are essentially packed into cages. 34 detainees per cage.”
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Dozed off while making a grocery list. Dreamed the aviary and Giant Eagle merged and you had to fight and dodge birds of prey for your oatmeal and chipped ham.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Listen Pennsylvania, you don't want to hear this but: check your butt crack for ticks
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Photo of Dennis Duffy from 30Rock, with the caption "Hi. Dennis Duffy, Beeper King", and is not a photo of the other Beeper King, John Fetterman.
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
One problem we have in America: Too many people who have never had to experience real desperation make life or death decisions for the rest of us. They move in a way that shows they understand nothing about what people will do when they cant eat, shelter or care for themselves.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
They took away the face down/ass up cat on Liberty iykyk
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Just overheard a kid arguing that dogs love peanut butter therefore his brother's sandwich is a dog food sandwich. Childfreelyfe
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victorian ghost @skwoj.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Joke's on you: My paying close attention face and my staring 1000 miles through you, accidentally dissociating, and repeating the third "Who are you?" spoken by Marquis de Lafayette in the last few moments of Aaron Burr, Sir over and over again face are the same.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
They’re going to try to make you feel insane for opposing this war. They’ll ignore protests and downplay any opposition. They’ll try to strongarm you into submission. They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again. And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/06/2025
Alright everyone, one last push. If you or anyone you know is: - LGBTQ+ - 13-24 years old - In the US Trevor Project is recruiting responses for their survey on LGBTQ+ mental health. It has HUGE impacts on policy, please take it and share widely if you can :) trvr.org/survey2025
trvr.org
To proceed to the survey, please check off the box and click the button below.
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