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Flook Skunderthoon

@skunderthoon.bsky.social
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I'm from the Bay Area, now live elsewhere. I'm old

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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The sarcastic and cynical sometimes go to far and end in Snarkmoor prison.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yowumby Kastoonj
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He cheats at Moronopoly
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My new glasses. Plus an opportunity for you to see how magnificently handsome a Geezoid can be.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jackie and the Rhythm Sluice 1st album; Snowbound in Hell Tracklist 1. You rabbit snared my heart 2. Lack of Integrity Blues 3. Alley cat with a baseball bat 4. Meet Me in the Shed 5. Art Deco Drollery 6. An Embarrassment of Glitches 7. Too Clever for My Own Damn Good 8. Like a Swollen Thumb
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I thought the car would be black ,” I heard my mother say as they slammed the doors and drove me away.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think about my kidneys a lot. I’m Renal Attentive.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the one side, we are threatened by rapacious, syphilitic, barbaric, rabid wild boars who are stupid, cruel, greedy and have zero heart. But it’s okay- we are protected by a fierce tribe of lawyer rabbits
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s a gorj morn. Thinking of the Paul Simon song Sunny Day. I suggest you listen to it.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Back in early 70s we had National Lampoon magazine. Magnificent Irreverence. And funny. There was an article called “Caked Joy Rag”.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whenever I post graphic images they are mine. From my heyday of the early 2000s when I had Illustrator and photoshop.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Palace of Malice
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve got one word for you: Thighs
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter. Maybe that’s what they’re after Laughing at how many they starve and the terrible gravestones they carve for them
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry I had to spill my guts again this morning. Good to have an outlet. I should mention I was a brilliant, talented, funny guy in my 20’s despite childhood. I played piano and guitar. So it’s not all tears all day. I have a laugh or two now and again. I have interesting hobbies. Whatever-
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The administration is the most repellent, venomous, clown car full of villains in the history of life on Earth.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People I have known who have flown ‘cause their covers were blown. Whether angelic or wicked to the bone, no matter what seeds they’ve sown or in what inconstant combination their harvest is executed. Grain bones Meat harvest Biological bounty Scant dispersal Starving lambs
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I got negative 40 years in Shout-Shout Prison for my time crimes against Baby Himmler, brought to light by megalomaniac preacher, Jumpsuit Johnny Go.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s it All this fucking rape. Men have won Worst of Breed for the ten thousandth year in a row . Dirty fucking mindless beasts- except beasts have hearts.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Conceptual kisses piled so high you need a brain rake - Brain Rake, baby now - to parse those pearls of love
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#myOwnArt
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My 5 yrs older brother was very amused when I, at age 5, asked if bird poop was fly poop.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My wife went to prison for two tears it was in Phoenix AZ. We lived in Palm Springs . 540 miles round trip. Every weekend. I was on hiway 10. I got pulled over for doing 103mph. California Highway Patrol. He wrote me up for 95 Mph because over 100 was a huge fine. He was my hero.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got pulled over with two other guys for “grooving.” Bobbing and shaking our heads . 1968. I believe the song was “Born to be Wild” By Steppenwolf. The cop was in a neutral mood, bemused by our youthful antics. We got away with grooving!
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MilesDavis There’ a fabulous Miles album called a Tribute to Jack Johnson. Each two sides are 1 track. There are two tracks on album. I recommend Right Off. It’s fusion with a rocking Rhythm.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hybrid Rhinocelot
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sitting in medical lobby waiting for wife. The dirty motherfuckers are playing Billy Joel’s Piano Man.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your searing vulcanism has broiled my nether renaissance, leaving me here on this razor-sharp street corner looking for handouts like like a robo-hobo in heat
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who’s gonna handle the scandal now that Randal the Vandal has stopped wearing sandals?
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Calamity Jane’s sister = Catastrophe Jean. Their brother = Tragedy Tom
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"gudulia la viungo la mabusu ya rasiberi" Spice jar of raspberry kisses in Swahili
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I was a kid- All the tadpoles, minnows, goldfish, pet turtles, all the living things I interfered with- I am so god damn sorry. I wish my parents had taught me respect for life and all living things.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is life really a series of tragedies strung together by periods of unconsciousness?
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How ya doin’? Can’t complain. You should buy my new complaint generating app!
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got an greasy flip-page notebook full of empty promises.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI = Advancing Ignorance
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be/tLMGK0k9jwM?...
youtu.be
Thrill of it All - Roxy Music
YouTube video by Glow Gold Media Music
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excuse me friends. I posted it was our 30th anniversary but it’s 20 years. We’re been together 31 Years. More than 40 % Of my life.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A rabid black wolfbat attacked a colony of monarch butterflies only to be vanquished by the king of the Monarchs
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here's our dog Nigel. 16 but still getting around on his 3.5 legs. he's got a some kind of weird cough. He pisses in the house every day. Poops at least every other day in the house. He's still our little boy
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s our 30th anniversary! I so lucky.
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They called him Old Ice Pockets
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How to build a Maze By Larry Binth
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another 8 hours of sleep without my CPAP strangling my face. Yay!
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Flook Skunderthoon @skunderthoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re going to have a lot of precipitation this winter but hey, it’s a dry rain.
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