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Abraham Joshua Hesher

@skullwizard.bsky.social
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Migraineposting. Political reporter laying low. Your typical cheap-apartment kind of guy

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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Grandmaster Flash’s setup with three turntables in the movie Wild Style (fun fact, this was his kitchen)
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
My second movie of the evening last night was The She Beast (1966). It had, I think, the worst vibes of almost any movie I’ve ever watched. Everything about it was hateful, grotesque, and cruel. I bailed at the gratuitous sexual violence scene. I have not hated a movie this much in a long time
Poster for the 1966 movie The She Beast. Bright yellow background with painted images of the witch, Barbara Steele, and a few other characters. Text at the top says “THIS IS HORROR!” Text in the middle says “Deadlier than DRACULA! Wilder than the WEREWOLF! More frightening than FRANKENSTEIN!” Having seen it, I can tell you none of these claims are true. Stars Barbara Steele, John Kaden, and Mel Welles
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Last night’s viewing was the weird West German horror/sex comedy The Vampire Happening (1971). Really went out of its way to show as many boobs as possible AND YET it was actually kind of cute? It wasn’t good, and there was very little plot, but it kinda had good vibes, and sometimes that’s enough
Very colorful German poster for the 1971 movie The Vampire Happening, under its German title “Gebissen wird nur nachts,” which means “they only bite at night.” There are cartoon bats with a couple screenshots from the film over their stomachs. Smaller cartoon bats are perching all over a busty cartoon woman in red dress and fishnets lying on her stomach and smiling. One of the bats is lifting up her skirt to expose her undies. The whole thing is frankly unnecessarily horny, in that late-60s way, and I worry about what people will think of me for sharing it. The poster notes that Freddie Francis was the director, Thomas Hunter and Pia Degermark starred, and Ferdie Mayne played Dracula
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
"I like to watch"
That asshole Bill Maher
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
The all-James episode is especially rough
James from Twin Peaks in his jeans and black leather jacket, sitting next to his motorcycle somewhere out in nature. His facial expression and body language convey pure moping in the worst possible way
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
I always liked Vincent Price as Shelby Carpenter in the movie Laura: “I don’t know much about anything, but I know a little about practically everything” That and him being sort of a pathetic leech really resonated with me when I first saw that as a teen haha
Vincent Price as Shelby Carpenter in a black and white still from the movie. He is wearing a suit and looking concerned, and possibly a little confused as well
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Going great
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
lol it’s really phoning it in now
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
I hear a resolution is going to be on this year’s agenda
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
I believe that’s the Russian singer Vitas
Vitas, from a performance of “7th Element,” dancing with arms outstretched in a white turtleneck costume
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
This Instagram ad — in which the industrial firm behind America’s slide into fascism turns a desperate protest against climate change into a glib selling point for their specialized glass product — is unbearably bleak
Ad proclaims “Anti-reflective soup-deflective glass” and says “would be vandals” were no match for their Guardian Glass product
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Abraham Joshua Hesher @skullwizard.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
From the Simpsons, Kent Brockman announcing that the squirrel resembling Abraham Lincoln has been assassinated
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