skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I wanna scoop my uterus out like a pumpkin 🎃 000
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I’m only a one pump chump when I’m in the gym 💪 🥴 💦 010
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Lifted truck drivers act like they have a BJ from their cousin waiting at home 010
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025✨ 🧚🏻 tax time 🧚🏻 ✨ ~How Much? ✨ secret :3 ~600? 🚨🎉JAIL🎉✨🚔 000
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Hangovermedia.tenor.coma fluffy cat is sitting on top of a wooden table .ALT: a fluffy cat is sitting on top of a wooden table . 010
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Oh the irony in the US banning TikTok for “ties to China being a national security threat” and then everyone’s moving to an actually Chinese based app 😂 000
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I wanna pull my teeth 🦷 out like that I bet it feels soooo good 😩 020
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024When your head’s in the dirt, put your ass in the air ✊🏻 000
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Best gift I’ve seen this year, you pull tissues out of its butt 000
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skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’m here to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty 000
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Answer honestly: did y’all find human Shrek handsome? Yes or no, quickly 🏃♀️➡️ 000
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I wonder what it would sound like if all of the accents in the world melding into one 000
skriminy.bsky.social @skriminy.bsky.social · 07/12/20243 day old plain black coffee growing globs of bacteria🤢 010
