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@skratch.bsky.social
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name for sale (my real human name)

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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How much do we need for a lawsuit, this could be really fun and bankroll On Cinema for life.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s got that dog food in him.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Movie idea: Spiderman but reverse. It's about a spider that gets bit by a man and gets all sorts of cool man abilities.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am lucky not to have that explosive diarrhea, but I do have explosive piss.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You hear about diarrhea bug that's going around? They say it's explosive. Welp.. much better than IMPLOSIVE diarrhea is what I always say.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Anthony Atamanuik!
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I just heard of a new trend that kids are doing, it's called HBO Max'ing.
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Never seen Gregg look so cool. I'm buying a pack tomorrow!
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"USE THIS FIVE WORD PHRASE"
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Any baseball rule nerds? What is the rule regarding a fan interfering with a fair ball? Ground rule double and he is ejected?
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. It's early season shiney head younger Picard and he's sitting on the Captain's chair. He's looking off camera, kind of nervously but trying to be casual side eye.  
Closed caption reads: (wild party sounds)
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
People always talk about wrestle mania but never wrestle depression.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Duncan?
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The bridge of the Enterprise is shown from above looking down. Data sits at his console looking back at the rest of the crew, who are all passed out in various situations; on the floor, slumped over a console, or half falling off their chairs. Worf, notorious Klingon warrior, dangles over the tactical station. No caption.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Ass down, face up… that’s the way I like to talk to you.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
whorin bajoran 7 hd bittorrent
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Something big is promised later this week.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Very good design and it's working great! Livin' the HEI life!
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
To who?
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
He stood his ground. This is legal.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I got you.
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a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
NEW: The GIF Adventures of #Superman by Phil Braun
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Superman made that look easy!
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I once dated a biologist who faked all her organisms.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
And you know he has some cool air compressor from 1949. I agree, do it yourself, also having a plug kit in the glove box is mega handy.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I dig it, but they need a "I've seen this before" option.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Wait... King Tut died? When?
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Days are getting longer, but not in the direction you'd think!
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
You can get the same exact hat but branded Dick Tracy for $5. Just goes to show Tim has no passion for #movies.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Mine has an asterisk at the end of it. Not sure what that means.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Wait wait.. you're saying he's a jolly good fellow and NOBODY is denying it?
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Unban him now!
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Did you say KREMIT???
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
TAQUITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Did your system come with Sonic or Altered Beast? Mine had Altered Beast, I really wish I had Sonic lmfao.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
He be like, get away from Grinch, girl. That MY Grinch!
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Don't forget about Tim's "The Characters" episode!
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
He'll blend right in with those hairy legs.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I've seen it twice now! #blessed #jesus
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
This is why they say you gotta eat cake every day to build up immunity.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
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