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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Movie idea: Spiderman but reverse. It's about a spider that gets bit by a man and gets all sorts of cool man abilities.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You hear about diarrhea bug that's going around? They say it's explosive. Welp.. much better than IMPLOSIVE diarrhea is what I always say.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I just heard of a new trend that kids are doing, it's called HBO Max'ing.
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. It's early season shiney head younger Picard and he's sitting on the Captain's chair. He's looking off camera, kind of nervously but trying to be casual side eye.  
Closed caption reads: (wild party sounds)
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
People always talk about wrestle mania but never wrestle depression.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The bridge of the Enterprise is shown from above looking down. Data sits at his console looking back at the rest of the crew, who are all passed out in various situations; on the floor, slumped over a console, or half falling off their chairs. Worf, notorious Klingon warrior, dangles over the tactical station. No caption.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Ass down, face up… that’s the way I like to talk to you.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
whorin bajoran 7 hd bittorrent
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
NEW: The GIF Adventures of #Superman by Phil Braun
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I once dated a biologist who faked all her organisms.
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Wait... King Tut died? When?
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Days are getting longer, but not in the direction you'd think!
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Wait wait.. you're saying he's a jolly good fellow and NOBODY is denying it?
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
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skratch @skratch.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
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