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SKOLBEAR

@skolbear.bsky.social
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I write skeets for me, f*ck what you like. Philly Phanatic, Hockey Coach, Dog Person. My Temple Run high score was higher than yours.

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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 1h
They're really gonna just let him coach out the season huh. Fine. Get me a top 5 pick.
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The Sherlock Holmes of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 5h
The phantom prospect is that this team can win anything now. Including a game against a Cowboys team with a historically bad defense or a Giants team without their starting QB. I will not sit around and just read unintelligent defenses of a bad football team anymore.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 5h
Thats why we send in Mattingly with a bazooka to fight the winner.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 5h
Again, no idea how your entire argument for why to keep the ship in tact wasn't "my old dad doesn't want to watch a rebuild" as if the rebuild hasn't already begun.
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Ryan Quigley @ryanquigz.bsky.social · 6h
Put Rick Tocchet and Nick Sirianni in an octagon and make them fight. Winner gets to keep their job. (RIP, Nick.)
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 6h
Federal holiday. I have time to engage with Boomer Sirianni takes today. I want his pelt on the wall by 2pm Eastern.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 6h
Not only is he the excuse presented for why to continue rolling this trash out, there's a supposition that the status quo gets you to 9-8 and not 6-11. That's comical. That's why the coach was introduced.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 6h
"My dad is 88 yo. Instead of watching a 9-8 Eagles team win the division, you’d have him watch a 6-11 team rebuild for a chance to be good two years from now"
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe Woolen if you can get a desperate contender.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 6h
Strange because a second ago he was the reason this city should endure yet another year of a football coach actively hurting his team's chances to win. If you want the division this year, you should want this staff rolled ASAP. Keeping him is tanking.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 7h
The team is the 3rd worst team in the league by advanced metrics. Spare your dad the lie that his team can win anything important.
Scatterplot of every NFL teams offensive and defensive EPA per play rankings. The Eagles share plot territory with the Miami Dolphins and the Tennessee Titans.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 7h
No better way to celebrate Christopher Columbus than by shitcanning a fraudulent Italian
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 7h
The 2-3 Eagles are keeping company with the 0-5 Titans and 0-5 Dolphins.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 18h
The same thing people made of them the Brian Johnson year. A fraudulent non-contender that won a bad division just by having the best roster. The coach has to go.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 19h
Fair
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 19h
Hey BLG, asking for a friend, was that the year we had to fire Chip Kelly to quell a rebellion?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20h
LOL Ukraine hit a Russian data center and Russian bot activity immediately dropped to practically zero. Elon is mad hahahahahaha
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 20h
Jamo is my 2nd favorite non Eagle rn and its just a pity he has to catch Goff balls.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hegseth broke the news about live streaming an execution to a MAGA propagandist who has 14/88 tweets and once hired Atomwaffen members (who were at Charlottesville and friendly with the Tree of Life shooter) to help him harass the family and neighbors of a Jewish murder victim.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm sick of being told they can't fire him because of the perception. This organization fields elite rosters, has access to elite resources (elite medical and security personnel), has an elite fanbase. I can aspire to an elite Head Coach and Nick Sirianni's win percentage does not make him elite.
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You’ll never get a better opportunity to fire this guy with the entire fanbase behind you!
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's time. You're done Nick. Get the fuck out.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fire Sirianni. I'm not back until he's gone.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Their kicker is automatic if the hold is down
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That is unforgivable special teams
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think that is spot on. Mismanaged by Cohen for sure.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jake, I'm back to blind faith buddy
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now we're still throwing. Amazing.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dallas Goedert is the guy man. Thats the guy to use.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Legit I would rather let Fangio call this drive on offense.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We need a tackle so I mean, the higher the better.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If not. Keep it in tact and let's pick in the top 10.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wasting 1st down the entire half is firable to me if you think this team can still win the division.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You take the points against this Eagles offense absolutely.
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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trevor Lawrence is gonna stab somebody
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Riq Woolen has been SO good
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nope. This offense's best option is Dameon Pearce. Obviously. Why else would he be getting the ball like he's Saquon? Because his OC doesn't have a real passing offense? Pshhhh.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You see Kurt, we can arbitrarily determine intent because we are so good at our jobs. That horrible call was actually exactly the right call!
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Defender creates the contact. OPI. Cool league.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Loss. Offensive cowards. Defense will hold the 3rd best offense under 20 and fucking lose because this coaching staff isn't fit to wipe my ass.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And then not showing the penalty on the broadcast so they can run a prepared Hurts piece. Lmao. Embarassing.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They're calling a penalty 45 seconds into the commercials again btw
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If they run on first down I swear...
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hard to run an offense from 3rd and we gave Pearce the ball twice instead of calling an actual offense
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wicks buddy you have to go get that one
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey Sean, they can stop the run. Throw the fucking ball asshole.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
6 of the last 7 touches have gone to Dameon fucking Pearce
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Quinyon Mitchell has his first career regular season interception. He has 4 in the playoffs.
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SKOLBEAR @skolbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Clear obviously pick. Elongated review for no reason. The asshole saying he would rule it incomplete if called that way is a fucking moron.
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