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Skodacious

@skoda.bsky.social
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Fox/Spottyskunk/Fisher ~ assaulted by a cicada 6/16/21 ~ will NOT hold doors for the elderly ~ world piss champion of 2026 ~ No. 1 worldwide ranking Rite Aid shoplifting speedrunner 🔞 Making music at dioptase.bandcamp.com 💜 camura.bsky.social 💜

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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 15h
Hey you're REQUIRED give this a listen 'cuz it's pretty fuckin GREAT
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 23h
Haha I mean it might be possible! I’d just be a lil worried because it’s real fragile 1950’s Japanese made porcelain… I’m shocked it had no damage when I found it
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 23h
legendary estate sale find today tfs you into a tape dispenser
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The friends I had, thought to be glaciers, now merged with the sea Left only with forlorn rays, could they have burnt too bright?
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Chamomile @chamomileocha.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You just have to trust them, they know all the best coffee spots in town. Finished fashion comm!
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Goodbye
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
crazy
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Chin chilla @tinntira.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sable Bassist 🎸
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Mitsumutt @mitsumutt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Regular otter
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Menswear Menagerie: What I'm wearing this autumn
A bear enjoying some music, while wearing a green oxford shirt, houndstooth sport coat, grey trousers, and burgundy tassel loafers.A stoat wearing a yellow oxford shirt, cherry red barn coat, blue trousers, brown desert boots, and a green canvas and leather weekend bag.A badger trying to come up with something to write, wearing a yellow-tan corduroy suit, light blue oxford shirt, green tie, and black and brown penny loafers.A dog enjoying a pastry, wearing a white tee, red neckerchief, plaid trucker jacket, black jeans, brown city boots, and a brown leather messenger bag.
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
covid + flu vaccine absolutely obliterating me, aaaaaaghhhh
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Congrats!!
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Giants/Commanders OT was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Exactly the ending it deserved
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destroyer of beers @chamomile.pet · 11/10/2026
what about sardines. straight from the can wwith chopsticks.. my frieneds bread, cheese, a nd hot peoper s are invited
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU LOVE IT
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
proper treatment
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Come over here :3
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
god damn that sounds incredibly painful, wishing you a speedy recovery!
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
180 DEGREES NOT PERCENT whoops haha
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fishers can rotate their hind paws 180% to facilitate them being able to run down trees head-first, as opposed to having to awkwardly scoot down in reverse like most other arboreal animals
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that skunk again
Narrator: Oh dear. Are you OK, little spotted skunk? Skunk: Ugghhh... NO. 
Narrator: What happened? Skunk: I went to a club last night. On a weeknight. Narrator: And? Skunk: I had two peach White Claws. Narrator: ...And...? Skunk: And I'm a millennial! (pen, pencil, watercolor comic)
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you're an otter you actually look like this to me, sorry
ridiculous 1840 lithograph of an otter  (lutra lutris), complete with a messed up face with a human looking eye and a body shaped like a butternut squash
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Daddy daddy can I get a transformer please!” Sorry son, daddy lost everything on DraftKings and all we can afford is Engineering Deformation Mecha
Plastic tub at the thrift store with a label featuring a cheap looking transformer-like bootleg titled “Engineering Deformation Mecha” with the subtext “Variable shape play imagination”
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
natural blonde fisher
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Moochie 🎷 🧡 🔜 FURPOCALYPSE!!!!! @mooche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My most recent thing from the last Bandcamp Friday! I'm still hard at work finishing album #2 and hope to begin posting teasers this month! For now, I want to thank you all for your continued support of me and wish everyone a very merry Bandcamp Friday Love, ~ moochie 🧡
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Spring Silver's album is out now! @springsilver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HAPPY BANDCAMP FRIDAY! PREORDER MY NEW ALBUM! springsilver.bandcamp.com/album/mixed-...
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Mixed Race, by Spring Silver
9 track album
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing to catch live too!!
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm a FREAK
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy #BandcampFriday! I am but a beast of burden to the hundreds of CD copies of my latest album, Burn The Short Fuse. Won't you help take the weight off my back? Please, please, I'm in so much pain!! Heeeelp!!! dioptase.bandcamp.com/album/burn-t...
me on all fours "chained" to a post by a pair of headphones, a whole collection of my CDs piled on my back
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geckomania @geckomania.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
rock and rooooll duuuude, rock and roooooll
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fox News is so funny man, they’re having some sort of assclown round table discussion segment called “Gutfeld” and displayed the following graphic: “Most Gen Z hate capitalism without having seen it” Immediately followed by: “1 in 3 young adults live with their parents” Incredible work guys!
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is very off the cuff and I might switch half of these out if I were to think on it more but this is a p good grouping of shit I love
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My Sharts
Van with New York license plate that reads “MY5HARTS”
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
autodeering
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
inventing a sort of reverse baseball where the guy on home plate pitches and the guy on the mound whacks it into the audience, which is covered in lineup rings like top golf. You score more points depending on which ring you hit it in to Please give me $100000 to fund more of my amazing ideas
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah nooo, feel better soon :(
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New England Aquarium got me feeling kinda funny 😳
starfish in an aquarium with a HUGE ass
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You deserve good birthday and happy birthday!!!
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HELL YEAH
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MoonToon @themoontoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
PLEDGE TO GET MAKE A DOKI PLUSH HAPPEN!!! WE ARE AT 78 SUPPORTERS RN AND HAVE 9 MORE DAYS LEFT! #mammalsquad www.makeship.com/petitions/do...
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: ok sharks,what I have developed is a biiiig big inflatable mouth you Can crawl into called SHark Maw… it makes you feel funny :) Mr Wonderful: OHhh I’m cum ming
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
no I would never do that!!
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
as an example of the caliber of nerd I am, I pulled over into the breakdown lane and went running down the street to rescue this fatass giant leopard moth caterpillar that I almost ran over while it was trying to cross a busy road
me holding a giant leopard moth caterpillar in my hand
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
they call me pre-America with how much I
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The look on his face when I corrected him was that of bewilderment and I’m about 90% sure he was dead serious LOL
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh he was earnest LMAOOOO
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
got an unexpected call from my youngest brother tonight. asked what’s new and I mentioned my boyfriend is visiting from the UK Him: The UK? So like, Canada? Me: What? No, the UK is England. You need to learn some geography, man. Him: I don’t need to look at rocks to understand a map! 💀💀💀
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