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Skodacious

@skoda.bsky.social
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Fox/Spottyskunk/Fisher ~ assaulted by a cicada 6/16/21 ~ will NOT hold doors for the elderly ~ world piss champion of 2026 ~ No. 1 worldwide ranking Rite Aid shoplifting speedrunner 🔞 Making music at dioptase.bandcamp.com 💜 camura.bsky.social 💜

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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 3h
Happy #BandcampFriday! I am but a beast of burden to the hundreds of CD copies of my latest album, Burn The Short Fuse. Won't you help take the weight off my back? Please, please, I'm in so much pain!! Heeeelp!!! dioptase.bandcamp.com/album/burn-t...
me on all fours "chained" to a post by a pair of headphones, a whole collection of my CDs piled on my back
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geckomania @geckomania.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
rock and rooooll duuuude, rock and roooooll
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fox News is so funny man, they’re having some sort of assclown round table discussion segment called “Gutfeld” and displayed the following graphic: “Most Gen Z hate capitalism without having seen it” Immediately followed by: “1 in 3 young adults live with their parents” Incredible work guys!
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is very off the cuff and I might switch half of these out if I were to think on it more but this is a p good grouping of shit I love
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My Sharts
Van with New York license plate that reads “MY5HARTS”
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
inventing a sort of reverse baseball where the guy on home plate pitches and the guy on the mound whacks it into the audience, which is covered in lineup rings like top golf. You score more points depending on which ring you hit it in to Please give me $100000 to fund more of my amazing ideas
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New England Aquarium got me feeling kinda funny 😳
starfish in an aquarium with a HUGE ass
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MoonToon @themoontoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
PLEDGE TO GET MAKE A DOKI PLUSH HAPPEN!!! WE ARE AT 78 SUPPORTERS RN AND HAVE 9 MORE DAYS LEFT! #mammalsquad www.makeship.com/petitions/do...
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: ok sharks,what I have developed is a biiiig big inflatable mouth you Can crawl into called SHark Maw… it makes you feel funny :) Mr Wonderful: OHhh I’m cum ming
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
as an example of the caliber of nerd I am, I pulled over into the breakdown lane and went running down the street to rescue this fatass giant leopard moth caterpillar that I almost ran over while it was trying to cross a busy road
me holding a giant leopard moth caterpillar in my hand
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
got an unexpected call from my youngest brother tonight. asked what’s new and I mentioned my boyfriend is visiting from the UK Him: The UK? So like, Canada? Me: What? No, the UK is England. You need to learn some geography, man. Him: I don’t need to look at rocks to understand a map! 💀💀💀
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(Reuters) Soaring beef prices have forced Hamburger Helper to rebrand as “Handjob Helper” in what long-time mascot Lefty describes as a “stroke of bad luck”
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
millennial spotted skunk (Part 2)
spotted skunk from previous comic looking at phone. "Must be a lot of fellow millennials on this platform. My back-pain post really got a lot of traction. Hee hee hee! (slaps knee) GAAHHH MY KNEE!"
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
millennial spotted skunk
pen and watercolor. A spotted skunk does their signature hand-stand. Next panel: the skunk is holding back yelling: GAAAHHH MY BACK!
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Approaching a group of contractors in line at Dunkin. They look down at my callused knees and nod in approval. I smile back; it’s nice to see fellow masculine men of labor. I salute them as I leave with my black 16oz Americano, on my way to clock in at the blowing my boyfriend for 6 hours factory
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- ̗̀ teslaaaa ̖́- @teslawolfen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my first ever #fursuitfriday !!! featurin my plants >:03 🧵: @gnaws.bsky.social 💕
a folf greets you in their plant room !they love their succulents :3awroo?GRRR (my roommate thought he was really funny trying to get my butt in the frame behind me LOL)
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love the water I love the water I love the water I love it yay yay wooooo I’m smiling I’m smiling so wide I’m so happy yayyyyyyy!!!
Pre-wet irl skoda rocking a very niche hair style cold “choking myself with my own hair”same but very wet from a water park
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ghost sex @gorehuts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
quit staring, loser
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m l c @emelsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screenshot of a reddit post from the Wile E Coyote AMA thread promoting the recently-released film Coyote vs Acme. User dinkidoo7693 asks Wile E Coyote "Whats your go to karaoke song?" (sic) and the user WileECoyotaAMA replied with an image of the cartoon character holding up a sign on which is written "YYZ" which is an instrumental song by the band Rush. The joke is that the Coyote, who is not a voiced character and does not speak, only communicating by holding up small signs, sings karaoke of a song that has no lyrics.
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gotta hand it to liberty mutual, they’ve really mastered the art of making the most obnoxious commercials so far this decade. Just a perfectly processed suppository of unfunnium shoved right up my asshole with the force of a hydraulic breaker hammer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret theonion.com/amazon-mgm-narrows-lis…
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Add this to the pile of complete fucking horseshit from this administration. I’ve had hundreds of international buyers purchase vintage electronics from me that I now can’t sell to because it’ll just get intercepted at the border and scrapped for 50 cents worth of metal. What a fucking joke!
Message from eBay stating a scarce vintage 8mm camera I sold to a Canadian buyer “couldn’t be fulfilled”. I am getting to keep the sale but I am unlikely to get the camera back and my buyer won’t get the thing he orderedWASHINGTON, July 30 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an order giving federal officials the ‌power to block exports of old batteries and other electronic waste filled with critical minerals, part of a broader push to boost domestic recycling and counter China's grip on materials vital to national security, according to two White House officials familiar with the matter.
The presidential determination allows the Commerce Department to issue rules that would prevent so-called "e-waste" from being sent overseas, a practice that is common.
The administration hopes to funnel those materials — especially tungsten and shredded battery parts known as black mass — to domestic recyclers, said the officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly.
The U.S. exports nearly 33,000 metric tons per ⁠month of e-waste, much of it filled with lithium and other critical minerals that can be recycled, according to data from the environmental group Basel Action Network.
Those e-waste exports have long irked the U.S. recycling industry, which has said that keeping the material in the country for recycling could help Washington better meet its minerals production goals and lessen the need for new mines, which are often unpopular in some communities.
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s time for me to be extremely annoying about skunktember, hooray! If you’re not a skunk yet, you should be and I’d love to help
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hung jury? What’s their numbers h-haha
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mag @mag.ferret.ink · 31/08/2026
final batch of donation doodles! featuring @skoda.bsky.social, @howeehusky.bsky.social, @mellowmink.bsky.social and @mamei799.bsky.social
a skunk with long hair leaning back with toes spread slightly on one foot, whilst looking at the viewer and toasting an ugly mug, the design on the mug is a man and woman sat at a table, gun pointed toward the woman with caption "i shoot wife" - mug is a reference to a dumb mug skoda found.howee, a husky, laid on their front, looking at the viewer, resting their head on a handpaw, their paws are crossed at the ankles and lifted behind them showing the solesa ferret with glasses, sitting back with legs crossed, eyes swirling in a hypno trance, with complex math equations spinning around their heada wolfbear character, wearing glasses with a large poofy hairstyle, topping over backwards as their raised foot is tickled by three feathers, their middle toe on their right foot has a toe ring worn
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
wile e coyote is 100% fuckable btw
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brutalmoose @brutalmoose.com · 30/08/2026
i drew some of my boys
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stroking off about pussy?
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Noooo Dolly :(
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emily @demensa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
u but it's only u
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thank u @mag.ferret.ink for capturing the spirit of this beautiful mug and also my big tail and paws. the mug is full of cum btw
Lined illustration of Vaughn the stupid skunk holding a recreation of the quoted mug, except it’s skunks and it says “I SHOOT WIFE”
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
lack of feeling musical drive is killin' me this year... I hope in a few months I'll have it back, just so much preventing me from really sinking my teeth in to it lately. I have so many ideas I wanna see come to fruition!
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Hotel Arts @skunkhotel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
b-b-bass down low #furry #furryart
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
found the ultimate “hate me woife” mug
The Nebbishes mug depicting a man pointing a gun at a woman over the dinner table with the text “I hate arguments”
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
person who stole my debit card number to make a bunch of fedex purchases fucked up and tried again with my disabled card, which prompted fedex to mail me the entire denied transaction, which included the full name and address of the sender LOL I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW BITCH
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cashier to elderly customer at Kohls: congratulations on turning 89! Customer: how much? almost lost it in line lmaoooo
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
they’re boiling your crabs in the comments bro. they’re digesting your lasagna in the comments bro. they’re like lathering your loofa in the comments. they’re vaccinating your uncle in the comments bro! they’re slopping your boner in the comments broski. they’re shitting your ass in the comments b
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Tabaqi 🐾 @tabernak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A little backsack, as a treat It felt REALLY good to finally figure out shading on this
Naked male jerboa (kinda) looking back and showing his whole ass
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
furaffinity user with a horrific spongebob icon in a shoutbox: "why does mr. king have such a preoccupation with nipples. every mention of nipples in his stories is described in loving detail and seems to come out of the blue. does he have a... you know... problem........"
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MellowWhite @mellowwhite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Birthday gift for my friend @skoda.bsky.social — he’s almost as cool a skunk as me 😎🦨 #art #skunk #furry #watercolor
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
(Guy who’s never smoked in his life trying to act cool in a dispensary) so, I heard you guys give good head here
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
don’t post this stuff publicly very much, but I’ve been going to the gym most days of the week for 5 months at this point and I’m pretty happy with what shape my body is in so I wanted to show off a bit :3
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
haha oops I tripped, I'm suuuuuch a clumsy skunk haha~ 🎨 @jay.pooltoy.tf
Vaughn the skunk upside down and against a wall, butt and paws on full display :3
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
haha oops I tripped, I'm suuuuuch a clumsy skunk haha~ 🎨 @jay.pooltoy.tf
Vaughn the skunk upside down and against a wall, butt and paws on full display :3
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Rich 🦌🎵🎲✂️🦌 @archimicarus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Angel in heaven: are there any answers you seek from your time on earth? me: what’s my shrimp count angel: what me: how many shrimps did I eat angel: uh. you ate 6,030 shrimps. Anything about like the nature of the universe me: woahhhh haha how many times did I jerk off
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tragic: artist who has become a master of drawing the perfect butt can only draw assholes that look like defective spaghetti-o’s
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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