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skislope2.bsky.social

@skislope2.bsky.social
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Yard stuff, book stuff, political stuff, gay & thirsty stuff. Blissfully partnered. DM for other socials

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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait Mario kart tour ended and I can’t play it on my phone anymore?! I’m so sad. 😭😭😭
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Butts & Stuff @oceanblip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So Nigella and Paul are fucking, right?
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just found out Hudson Williams is straight??
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honk if you’re horny 🪿
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🍖
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Killing time at the airport lounge. Entertain meeee
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Airbnb finds. I should take it home, right?
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Boarded and buckled. What, a free magazine? I have got to read this interview with Don Che-a-dle.
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Takes thotty gym bathroom pic, gets photobombed by a plunger 🙃
Shirtless selfie showing leg with a plunger in the corner of the stall
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Feeling good after completing my latest workout program. A fellow gym-goer stopped me on one of my last sets to compliment my shoulders—thanks, Jessica! 🥰💪
Shirtless mirror selfieShirtless mirror selfie flexing my left bicepShirtless mirror selfie showing sexy shoulder
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🥹
Tiny puppy paws resting on my thigh
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We love Friday fitness
Mirror selfie of me sitting back on my heels and showing off my left shoulder and arm. I’m in the middle of doing ab wheel exercises.
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got that post-gaycation depression 😭
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This week is filled with particularly sad news. But my cute little butternut squash gives me hope (and a necessary distraction).
Small butternut squash on a vine attached to a trellis
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can confirm that blue chew works
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Give her another EGOT
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Childhood bathroom check-in
Me in my skivvies
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What if I saw you naked. For science.
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sweaty
Post-gym shirtless selfie
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can’t wait ‘til I get home so you can tear that cherry out (turn that cherry out, turn that cherry out)
Four pounds of Oregon cherries, halved and pitted
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m a watcher
Mirror selfie with me in a blue T that says “viewers like me” in support of PBS
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Blue tops
Shirtless selfie over a blue bedspread in a full-length mirrorBeautiful blue hydrangeas
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Air, water, fire, earth
My Pantone birth chart showing Gemini sun, cancer moon, Aries rising, and Taurus Venus.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/07/2026
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for…
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Feral furry fMonday Who wants to help?
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Green to give the boys envy 🩲
Bathroom selfie in green swim briefs
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Wyldefire @wyldefire.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It would be nice if the media was as interested in Ken Paxton as they are in Graham Platner.
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
But-ee’s makes a terrific martini tumbler
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I need a massage
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I mean a July 3 wedding is a choice
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gonna be a lot of this until Mondee
My big dog looking off the deck at the mountains in the distance, which are covered in a thick haze of wildfire smoke
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Melaaaaat
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Picked up my next summer read/prep before my first trip to Fire Island AND voted without having to leave my neighborhood. I love Denver. (Dog butt is a bonus for you freaks.)
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What my Pride recovery looks like
My cute small black and white dog looking cute on my lap while the World Cup is on the TV in the background
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HAL @ahoyawhore.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s been DAYS.
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
For gays and queers only #happypride
Shirtless selfie of me with a smirk after chest dayShirtless selfie of me flexing a little after chest day
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Don’t pull off a hangnail while you’re gardening, people. Paronychia fucking suuuuuucks.
Sad me at urgent care holding up a swollen, infected finger.
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I was so excited to get the wordle for 100 days in a row and I guessed too quickly and ruined it. 🤬🤬🤬 New streak begins tomorrow goddammit. Wordle 1,830 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Gym done and back to work
Shirtless me with my thumb in my waistline
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Spoiled summer
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Penis
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Gym is hard today 🥵
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The life (not pictured: my handsome bf)
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The Pitt
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Can AI just, like, stop where it’s at right now? I’m finding it useful for some stuff, but I’m fucking sick of having it jammed down my throat at every turn.
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Larry Birdfeeder, tattered from last year’s difficult season against the squirrels, and Larry’s view
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Jon Jay 🏳️‍🌈 @jonjh.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Roche Kilian
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skislope2.bsky.social @skislope2.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Lazy boy
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Marcus SOBER 5 YEARS @papacitogordo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Fuck the president of the United States of America.
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