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Keith

@skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social
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He/ Him. 31. Graphic designer. Music reviewer. lover of music and art ✌🏻🏳️‍🌈 Lots of sarcasm, dad jokes and tongue in cheek posts too. "Can identify songs off a couple of notes, like a human Shazam"

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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 12h
Taking a socials break. Catch ya later ✌🏻
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 16h
I don't normally mind being on my knees for extended periods, but generally I'm not clearing out racking and products that were put in stupid locations... I need a THOROUGH clean when I get home - any volunteers to get my back?
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 21h
Just been mauled by a super friendly dog at work and it reminds me of the biggest reason I love this job - DOGS 😍🥰
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bed head & unkempt beard but it's too nice a morning not to pop on a cute cardigan and enjoy some proper crisp, fresh air and take in the views 🥰
A selfie of me basking in the golden morning light on my patio wearing a white tshirt and retro patterned cardigan
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning! Tried to have a lie-in but my body clock decided otherwise... at least seeing the latter part of the sunrise hit the hills outside was a lovely sight 😊 definitely a good decision moving back to the cotswolds 🥰
A selfie of me laying in bed shirtless. 
The duvet is at the top of my belly where my hand rests and my hairy chest is on show
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got home at 8:40pm, took the recycling out to the kerb, showered, cooked a ridiculous amount of stirfry (with mini spring rolls and kimchi obvs) that we're only just sitting down to eat at 10pm. Average Wednesday night tbh.
A large white bowl with noodles, pea shoots, stir-fried tofu, pepper, onion, carrot, mushroom & peas, some kimchi and mini spring rolls
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Didn't sleep great. Took well over an hour to drift off and then ended up waking up 2hrs before my alarm and just laying there with my eyes closed with various work scenarios playing out in my head. Need to nip these things in the bud asap so i can sleep better tonight...
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yay, work stuff playing on my mind is stopping me sleeping properly. LOVE that for me...
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why not eh? ngl.link/wruff_itsted...
ngl.link
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ever see a work email where the sender fills you with dread and that put gets deeper the more of it you read? Yeah, just had that... happy Tuesday folks! NOT looking forward to replying to that...
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Slam Dunk Festival book some new/ more interesting bands and bring back the Midlands date challenge
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whatever, forever
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh lovely, hubs said that a couple of people at his work have COVID atm, a few customers came in coughing and sneezing all over the place and one of our friends has just gotten over it... Think I'll be getting my flu jab and booster asap...
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy #MonochromeMonday folks! Let's make it a good 'un!
A black and grey selfie of me
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This year I've felt the most myself I've ever been. New job where I feel valued, more settled, hubs is amazing and some really amazing people in my life who I can't thank enough for being there for me & helping me be comfortable and open up to them.
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My nine shows
My top 9 tv shows

Avatar: The Last Airbender
Regular Show
Stella Street
Miranda
RuPaul's Drag Race
Warehouse 13
Steven Universe
Futurama
Kath & Kim
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Going through my camera roll it's mostly thirst traps. Lots I remember taking, lots I do not...
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Spongebob & Patrick: The Magic Conch Has Spoken!
Alt: Spongebob & Patrick: The Magic Conch Has Spoken!
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forgot what day it was so set my alarm for the wrong time and only realised as I was about to get my work boots on and go to the car... Plus side: an extra 45mins to sit around in my undies 🙌🏻
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me and my 9 albums 🥰✌🏻 www.my9albums.com
A selfie of me with a loosely styled side part and shortish bears. I'm wearing a navy blue tshirt with a white spaceman print on it underneath a mustard cardigan with forest green, white and navy blue 'granny square' style designMy top nine albums

1. A Flash Flood Of Colour by Enter Shikari
2. Home, Like NoPlace Is There by The Hotelier
3. Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance
4. Keep You by Pianos Become The Teeth
5. A Fever You Can't Sweat Out by Panic! At The Disco
6. Heaven or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
7. No Closer To Heaven by The Wonder Years
8. Parting The See Between Brightness and Me by Touché Amoré
9. Folie à Deux by Fall Out Boy
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love it when you're getting the mornings delivery in at work and for boot lace snaps mid way through 🫠
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's my 'weekend' done - back to it tomorrow. Night folks!
A selfie of me laying in bed shirtless with the duvet pulled up to my belly
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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyway, here’s beast
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
M&S giving us the 3 categories of Gay Halloween:
A bag of sweets with vintage inspired hall wooden characters on it. 
In a green box, black lettering says "10 Freaky Fruity Sweet Bags" A bag of sweets with vintage inspired hall wooden characters on it. 
In a black box, green lettering says "10 Sinister Sour Sweet Bags" A bag of sweets with vintage inspired hall wooden characters on it. 
In a green box, black lettering says "10 Haunted Head Milk Chocolate Lollipops"
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My favourite chinos fit again! 🙌🏻 It's also flannel season again so I can go back to my classic autumn/ winter look 🥰🧸🍂🍁
A picture of me in tan fitted chinos and a forest green & navy blue flannel shirt
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How cute are these!? You should follow @liladam.bsky.social because his work is great and he's lovely!
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also reignited my desire to apply for the regular series just to wind people up and be a chaos goblin 😂
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, this series of #CelebrityTraitors is gonna be CHAOS and I'm so here for it 😂🙌🏻
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Considering how much Enter Shikari have meant to me for almost 20 years, I'm not as upset at their announcement as I think some would assume I would be. It's the whole "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" thing for me.
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actually started properly thinking about dates, travel, things to do for my birthday next year 😬 Cautiously optimistic for it at the mo but it's still 5 months away lol
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hubs cooked individual pies for dinner but wouldn't tell me what filling was in mine... he only went and got me a macaroni pie 😭 (IYKYK) This is A) one of MANY reasons I love him, and B) why I'll always struggle to lose weight 😂
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just realised that it's been just over 2 years since we moved into this house! Holy moly, what a fucking rollercoaster it's been... first year was a nightmare with my other half badly injuring his arm in the move (thankfully better now!) & doing a 4hr round trip every day for work all year...
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I write out so many semi-emotional (to me, at least) multi-skeet posts and then either ditch them entirely or shove them in drafts and forget about them because it feels a bit much. Anyway, enough late night rambling, time for bed before I get proper soppy. Night folks! ✌🏻
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Found my Peanuts rugby top and I forgot how much I love it! Definitely putting this back into heavy rotation this autumn
A selfie of me against an inky blue wall wearing a forest green rugby shirt. 
On the breast it says 'PEANUTS ATHLETIC CLUB' in white text outlined in yellow
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Grindr/ Scruff bio just dropped (courtesy of B&Q)
A picture of two Miracle Gro 'Pump & Feed' plant food
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's cosy cardigan weather again 🥰
A selfie of me wearing a retro granny square pattern cardigan. 
It's mostly mustard yellow with squares made of forest green, white and navy blue
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ahhh just had a family of blue tits, a family of finches and a couple of robins in the garden going after all the berries in the trees 🥹😭
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woke up. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Nodded off briefly. Took a couple of selfies/ thirst traps. Now I just need coffee and breakfast.
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I flirt.
static.klipy.com
Creepy Tubbs & Edward from League of Gentlemen
Alt: Tubbs & Edward from League of Gentlemen
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm so tired BUT I booked off my birthday week next year so I guess I'll start looking at pencilling some ideas in... Hubs also made the mistake of showing me someone made Mr Blobby biscuits so I know what I'm baking next 👀🩷💛
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Mario💫 @marioc91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm tired of the heterosexual world 😩 I need something gay
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amelia Dimoldenberg jokes about Ed Sheeran during her ‘SNL UK’ monologue, comparing him to Elmo. #SNLUK #AmeliaDimoldenberg #EdSheeran
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As much as I'd love to stay like this today and enjoy the sun, I have to work... homophobic if you ask me 😤
A picture of me standing shirtless in a pair of thin blue gym shorts in a full length bathroom mirror
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning! Let's get this week going eh? #MCM #MonochromeMonday
A black and grey selfie of me stood shirtless in my kitchen with a bushy beard, messy bed head and a silver chain nevklace
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Night folks!
A selfie of me in bed bathed in pink light
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pisces: We should always try our best. So if you’re going to be a failure, be the biggest and best failure the world has ever seen.
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October.. 🎃
One of the Bikini Bottom side characters on his knees, looking down with a fist raised about to punch the floor. 
White text above him says " I never wanted to suck a dick SO BAD in my entire life" 
Andre watch him in the bottom right it says "never I SWEAR"
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't think anyone understands how much I need this...
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got my own back. Brought up the grass/ bath/ grass pronunciation debate 😂😂
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My other half has put on a Christmas song...
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