Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 16hI don't normally mind being on my knees for extended periods, but generally I'm not clearing out racking and products that were put in stupid locations... I need a THOROUGH clean when I get home - any volunteers to get my back? 170
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 21hJust been mauled by a super friendly dog at work and it reminds me of the biggest reason I love this job - DOGS 😍🥰 0200
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Bed head & unkempt beard but it's too nice a morning not to pop on a cute cardigan and enjoy some proper crisp, fresh air and take in the views 🥰 4681
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Morning! Tried to have a lie-in but my body clock decided otherwise... at least seeing the latter part of the sunrise hit the hills outside was a lovely sight 😊 definitely a good decision moving back to the cotswolds 🥰 5970
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Got home at 8:40pm, took the recycling out to the kerb, showered, cooked a ridiculous amount of stirfry (with mini spring rolls and kimchi obvs) that we're only just sitting down to eat at 10pm. Average Wednesday night tbh. 0160
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Didn't sleep great. Took well over an hour to drift off and then ended up waking up 2hrs before my alarm and just laying there with my eyes closed with various work scenarios playing out in my head. Need to nip these things in the bud asap so i can sleep better tonight... 160
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yay, work stuff playing on my mind is stopping me sleeping properly. LOVE that for me... 040
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why not eh? ngl.link/wruff_itsted...ngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 000
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ever see a work email where the sender fills you with dread and that put gets deeper the more of it you read? Yeah, just had that... happy Tuesday folks! NOT looking forward to replying to that... 2110
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Slam Dunk Festival book some new/ more interesting bands and bring back the Midlands date challenge 030
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh lovely, hubs said that a couple of people at his work have COVID atm, a few customers came in coughing and sneezing all over the place and one of our friends has just gotten over it... Think I'll be getting my flu jab and booster asap... 0110
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Happy #MonochromeMonday folks! Let's make it a good 'un! 3800
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This year I've felt the most myself I've ever been. New job where I feel valued, more settled, hubs is amazing and some really amazing people in my life who I can't thank enough for being there for me & helping me be comfortable and open up to them. 3210
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Going through my camera roll it's mostly thirst traps. Lots I remember taking, lots I do not... 1110
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comSpongebob & Patrick: The Magic Conch Has Spoken!Alt: Spongebob & Patrick: The Magic Conch Has Spoken! 050
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Forgot what day it was so set my alarm for the wrong time and only realised as I was about to get my work boots on and go to the car... Plus side: an extra 45mins to sit around in my undies 🙌🏻 1180
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Love it when you're getting the mornings delivery in at work and for boot lace snaps mid way through 🫠 080
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's my 'weekend' done - back to it tomorrow. Night folks! 41143
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026M&S giving us the 3 categories of Gay Halloween: 3193
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My favourite chinos fit again! 🙌🏻 It's also flannel season again so I can go back to my classic autumn/ winter look 🥰🧸🍂🍁 81170
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How cute are these!? You should follow @liladam.bsky.social because his work is great and he's lovely! 180
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Also reignited my desire to apply for the regular series just to wind people up and be a chaos goblin 😂 250
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, this series of #CelebrityTraitors is gonna be CHAOS and I'm so here for it 😂🙌🏻 160
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Considering how much Enter Shikari have meant to me for almost 20 years, I'm not as upset at their announcement as I think some would assume I would be. It's the whole "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" thing for me. 140
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Actually started properly thinking about dates, travel, things to do for my birthday next year 😬 Cautiously optimistic for it at the mo but it's still 5 months away lol 1150
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hubs cooked individual pies for dinner but wouldn't tell me what filling was in mine... he only went and got me a macaroni pie 😭 (IYKYK) This is A) one of MANY reasons I love him, and B) why I'll always struggle to lose weight 😂 0171
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just realised that it's been just over 2 years since we moved into this house! Holy moly, what a fucking rollercoaster it's been... first year was a nightmare with my other half badly injuring his arm in the move (thankfully better now!) & doing a 4hr round trip every day for work all year... 1110
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I write out so many semi-emotional (to me, at least) multi-skeet posts and then either ditch them entirely or shove them in drafts and forget about them because it feels a bit much. Anyway, enough late night rambling, time for bed before I get proper soppy. Night folks! ✌🏻 160
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Found my Peanuts rugby top and I forgot how much I love it! Definitely putting this back into heavy rotation this autumn 31253
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026New Grindr/ Scruff bio just dropped (courtesy of B&Q) 1180
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ahhh just had a family of blue tits, a family of finches and a couple of robins in the garden going after all the berries in the trees 🥹😭 1160
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Woke up. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Nodded off briefly. Took a couple of selfies/ thirst traps. Now I just need coffee and breakfast. 1210
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I flirt.static.klipy.comCreepy Tubbs & Edward from League of GentlemenAlt: Tubbs & Edward from League of Gentlemen 150
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm so tired BUT I booked off my birthday week next year so I guess I'll start looking at pencilling some ideas in... Hubs also made the mistake of showing me someone made Mr Blobby biscuits so I know what I'm baking next 👀🩷💛 090
Reposted by KeithMario💫 @marioc91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm tired of the heterosexual world 😩 I need something gay 3433
Reposted by KeithEvery Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amelia Dimoldenberg jokes about Ed Sheeran during her ‘SNL UK’ monologue, comparing him to Elmo. #SNLUK #AmeliaDimoldenberg #EdSheeran 10425113
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As much as I'd love to stay like this today and enjoy the sun, I have to work... homophobic if you ask me 😤 21112
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Morning! Let's get this week going eh? #MCM #MonochromeMonday 6890
Reposted by KeithSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pisces: We should always try our best. So if you’re going to be a failure, be the biggest and best failure the world has ever seen. 120059
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Post something random, or you'll have an awful October.. 🎃 080
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't think anyone understands how much I need this... 080
Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Got my own back. Brought up the grass/ bath/ grass pronunciation debate 😂😂 140