skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 10/10/2026lol i'm going to be doing this to you next time i see you hahaaaa [youtube link to a full video of a snake swallowing a dead badger whole. it was uploaded 4 years ago and has 58 views] 051
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"wtf why is my coworker trying to explain our stock to me like i haven't been working here longer than him" *he ends the call by wishing me luck in my "female life"* "ooohhhhhhh" 2110
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026funny enough i continued to find this line in current book and said, internally, but still quite loudly "WHERE'S SONIC HEDGEHOG". perhaps there is wisdom to francis higgins based book selection 010
Reposted by skippyrookJosh @jeshter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026stay safe, and remember. they could be anywhere 0198
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i've actually been taken out so hard that i've put it down and am doing other things for now. i'm so mad. "ahh, i'm having a nice time with this book and i'm actually focused on it it, and nothing looks likely to break that focus right now!" bastard nerd geneticists from the 90s: 130
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026has anyone got any decent book recs. i think i'm done with this one. the next several pages refer continuously to this gene and i can't take it 530
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ah, what?! no, that couldn't be, i hate skeletons! (suspiciously skeleton shaped body,) 010
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it is cosy hour. hope it does not get disrupted by some sort of ghoul or fiend 1130
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026did you know there's a town in kerry called sneem. i didn't know that 🗨️ 0 🔄 0 ♥️0 | it would sneem to me that you did 040
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh you're learning c sharp this year? i'm learning c blunt. i c blunt i SMOKE it 095
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026don't talk to me until i've had my Cruelty Squad OST - Divinity of the Office 020
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026listening to two football fans talk about a game is really funny. "we really shouldn't have swapped him out, should we" like either of them had a say in the matter. "we hammered yous last night" they'll say, as though anyone in the building has kicked a ball in the last 10 years 040
Reposted by skippyrookdetachable head worth 3 dollar @dullahandullahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026new video to play in my head repeatedly just dropped 3334421445
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i am going to have to train myself to hold my face in such a way that i do not resemble any particular meme cat 000
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026was dogsitting last night and the bathroom had lighting where looking in the mirror wasn't an awful experience so i took a photo any time i was in. there's just one problem. why do i look like the very polite cat 150
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026turns out this is actually a really easy thing to do. and also it fucking rocks 010
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i still remember when i realised i was an egg. i began realising how parts of my past now made sense. like how i dreamed about getting in a little flying car and hanging a big ball from underneath. and swinging the ball and hitting a hedgehog and he loses all his currency. i fell to my knees, crying 0135
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026rip to ozymandias but personally i would have just finished building the rest of the statue 051
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 01/09/2026fuuuuck i can't get this pikachu onto a bus man, i'm so fucked dude, fuuuuuuuuuuck 030
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026yeah i know the braille alphabet so if i ever go blind i'm sorted. ... what was that. did anyone else hear that ominous jingle just now? where did that come from 061
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026fourth piss of the day and it's not even noonstatic.klipy.comTf2 Medic Tf2ALT: Tf2 Medic Tf2 060
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the soul healing power of pissing on company time 1110
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 30/08/2026farting into the other end of saddam hussein's air vent 030
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 29/08/2026bad news about your hypothesis bro. many critics are calling it balderdash. one even called it poppycock 0111
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026yeah so the queen termite's morphology completely changes. she basically becomes this grotesque writhing mass to most optimally live as a baby making machine- [loud bang, smoke billows out of my ear] uh, yeah, so, i'm thinking, how did all those guys fit in such a tiny car. that's fucked 051
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026maybe i should start emptying my drafts. randomise the order and starting tomorrow post one each day. i'm sitting on a lot of quality (good) (decent) (okay) posts here 030
Reposted by skippyrookTruJek @trujek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You are challenged by Team Rocket Boss Leaf!! 3943111010
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026three-time trump voter: "good luck out there, there's a lot of people who are gonna hate you just for being yourself!" okay. thanks. 070
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026update on this, by the way: the maga aunts (there are two) are being really supportive of my transition now that they know, even though i'm pretty sure they were transphobic beforehand. as soon as they knew a trans person they switched up. imagine that 1100
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026ran 5.5km in 29:57 today. a bug tried to stop me by flying into my mouth and biting the back of my throat but it didn't matter. #getscranned 040
Reposted by skippyrookViolet Voltage @tiltctrl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Recently learned about this scene from a British Anti-Bullying PSA. Idk why my British moots were hiding this from me bc this is peak reaction gif material.static.klipy.comUr Willy is RubbishAlt: Animated school boy is running fast down the street. He pulls out his phone and he receives a text from his bully that says "ur willy is rubbish". The boy looks up and sees the spirit of his bully grimace behind him as he continues to run. 6277692654
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i'm whipping up love and kindness in a kettle. boiling patience and understanding in a kettle 181
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i had the same thing with my last ones but at least it was pretty funny to get an email that basically said "Test Results: YOUR FUCKED" 130
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026cursed tome that drives you just a little bit silly 140
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 11/08/2026looking through old codestatic.klipy.comNermal Rotting in a Trash CanALT: Nermal Rotting in a Trash Can 020
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 11/08/2026[trying to flirt and call her a piece of art] you look like you disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed 0183
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 09/08/2026wisecracker, noun: a person who has a tendency to wisecrack NB: DO NOT CONFUSE WITH WISE CRACKER. VERY DIFFERENT THING 063
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 08/08/2026[at strangers that step around us on the footpath, while sobbing] i'm sorry for being in a slow walking group 120
