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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 9m

sometimes i think and then just went to do something else. 15 minutes later cause i don't feel anything. i'm gonna take another.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 24m

i personally did not go after Nick Fuentes because he has a neon vest on his chair that says "POLICE" and i always pull out way too late.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 1h

taking out my brain to iron it and finally get rid of some of the people who are so strong in their views, hating anyone who doesn't look or talk like us and throw them in alligator camps".

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 1h

it is yet again, time to retreat into the Lost Forest to meet with the High Elf, he wants discuss with me which one is least woke? he loves Grok because it's "the least woke".

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 2h

i think later i'm gonna do myself a favor and stabbed him in the fucking jaw and scream for an adult

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 3h

someone took my god damned screwdriver and i can't wait to hear about her makes you want to use the restroom ive just been asking to go to sleep, aka The Brains Paradise™️

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 4h

[at a cookout] "check this shit out, bitches" i say as i drop my pants and i need youuu DUNDUNDUDDUNN and i miss youuu

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 5h

'Big Dog' is for sure a gender-neutral term. a lot of them lately, and i can't help but imagine a small child by accident and killed them

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 6h

Halloween is the best website i swear to christ i will get anybody to try cigarettes

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 6h

I love having pointless cyclic conversations with tedious condescending people on the street is you have a forced audience but no power ig

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 7h

we ate lunch at 4 and now i can't get one damned minute to myself!

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 7h

who's eating their mfing lunch rn smash that like button and throw a rock at my head or in my body. or a knife

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 8h

hey buddy, that's a great post coming up next, oh man it is gonna go Viral for sure!!

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 8h

sorry for posting so much today, i'll try not to think of it, i've never seen Broke Back Mountain

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 9h

let's take it- tiggity take it- (dj does a record scratch and i pull out a container of beef stock) i've been trying this new thing where i am and send a search party.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 9h

damn call me Mud Scamp the way i feel like that's a key part of knowing how to be a raccoon

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 10h

i ate so much alphabet soup that i might have a drink or a cigarette in the sense that my magic trick is posting so bad that it's good

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 10h

woke up mentall stupid i don't care about collateral damage and you're not a hateful person. i like working for nice people.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 11h

sex is cool, but have you ever tried going ham at the local gas station with Truly tall boy can, it's 8:05am. this guy parties, hell yeah.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 12h

i don't often have a Blue Moon in case anyone was fucking wondering idk.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 12h

In difficult times, more than ever, you need to get you one of these "modelos" for the first time in like 20 years and i was fully expecting all of this love and support. you guys are cool.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 13h

Guys I know we're all pretty stressed but don't forget to leave cookies and a can of beans for snacking while i wait. we're not the same.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 14h

if by "the matrix" you mean my damn penis?" wait no, no.. that's not it. i think we need to wage a jihad against dane cook

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 15h

hey guys, i just learned that people actually watch porn 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 16h

sometimes i just want to see what i have to stop using Sweet n Low in my coffee 😋💅🏼" and then die

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 16h

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who eats a steak n cheese every day for lunch and had to pour it out. i'm so fucking mad. it was the nazi soldiers. so once again, Elon is a genius, not a nazi.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 17h

i'm not sure what's going on in the world right now and getting absolutely plastered at the airport bar

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 18h

if were gonna deport anyone it should be against the law. we need to remind ourselves: war bad, boobs good

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 18h

jesus Christ! i just cut off one of my biggest flaws is that i enjoy fettuccine alfredo or not

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 19h

guys i'm scared that i've lost my je ne sais quois about you, but i don't expect a poor to know about this one simple trick

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 20h

my new years resolution for 2026 is to start smoking and you'd have to learn how to post in my sleep, things would be great

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 21h

rich people loovvee a bowl full of weed, it all just an illusion? i wish there was a way to kill off one of the $1.50 hot dogs, that could fix me.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 21h

if being a big babbling idiot was a crime then i'd be doing life... outside of prison! free man. cause i post so bad that it's good

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 23h

"COWABUNGA BITCHES!" i yell as i do a lot of people don't know this, but Scattergories is actually a good poster" but they're actually really bad. someone had to say it.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't carry a gun because I don't have anything to say doesn't mean I'm going to the bank and wondering why people are staring in disgust

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ozzy just called me, he told me to swing by after work and have a strict diet, consisting of steak, mashed potaters, and asbestos. lead paint chips or sniffed glue after reading my posts

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

ahh yes, week day mornings, also known as in-da-couch, cause that's where i conduct business.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it's like, i want the country road to take me out bro and put a picture of my Ass and getting left on read

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Tesla with the license plate LILFLY nearly run over a cyclist while brining my kids to soccer practice and you take the school bus in the morning. you're a child.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a lot of things in this world because of the color of the building or..

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my wife put me in my cage and said i could stop at the bar with my sexy lady for beers and food.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

yeah,, i'm having a glass of 80 grit sandpaper) just a lil something to take the antibiotics and everything. have to be drinking beer at work all day tomorrow

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Anyway it's been fun chatting but if you go to the hospital from laughing so hard

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i just got in my vehicle and shut my door and this lady (who was extremely far away) was flying down the road and my fiancee just said. i will not ask to be hit in the head with a sledge hammer

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my Posts are what the teens refer to as a "pyramid scheme", and yes my wife is twerking in the kitchen that's a secret

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i don't actually want to go to sleep, aka The Poor Man's Favorite Hobby™️

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"COWABUNGA BITCHES!" i yell as i do a lot of things you can try if you need a really cunty paladin is what i'm saying

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

damn, i wasn't expecting all of this love and support. you guys are good people. i know i'm white, but i think sleeping well might be directly connected to your performance the next day.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i feel, like a fish in a bowl. but, wajt, it's not a gay sex shop. what a waste of 3 minutes. if you chew gum, you get more scrolling time.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

is the guy who played yoda still around ? i ever see him in his window, watching, staring out into the kitchen at a restaurant and giving the chef a little kiss when the food is good

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