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Skipai Otter

@skipai.bsky.social
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Male Otter, 51 years old, LGBT+, disabled, furry writer, fursuiter. 18+ only please. (If you're anti above, there's the door)

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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 7m
Amazon needs to be sued for this.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 12m
What terrifies me is intrusive thoughts to end this crap. I won't go homeless so anything and everything is on the table right now. If intrusive thoughts win out.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 15m
Musk is too poor for such an endevour, having just $1-6 trillion dollars won't get you far on this at all.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 16m
Yeah, mining is about 700 years away. Titan more like 1,000 years away. Plus there is about 3-15 Quintillion dollars to R&D stuff to actually do this.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 19m
Exactly, even 'For All Mankind' was using technology we haven't developed yet, we can't even get to the moon right now, never mind Mars. And if tech billionaires are busy pouring shit load of money into slop servers they're not going to figure new stuff out R&D for space travel.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 23m
Mars wouldn't work for humans living there long term anyways and would need vast resources from Earth anyways. There is also no help coming if something was to happen, we're talking six months to two years to get there. The Mars thing Musk keeps yapping about is just a stupid idea from the man.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 8h
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 27m
North Wales, you have a fucking problem. Just pointing that out right now.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 28m
Looked at a property, no crossing at main road into town. Did wonder why council wouldn't do it and was told one place tried to get one put outside a school and the response from said UK council was. "When we see more numbers of people being run over." The fuck...
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 34m
Wow, it's like they never thought anyone would check up on a person. Reform UK is full of crooks.
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 14h
Go on.. Tell me more...
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 14h
There is nothing thoughtful and respectful about firing someone which you won't do but hire another company to do it for you. (Weird American thing that is, higher management hasn't the guts to do it themselves.)
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Dobes Crusher @dobescrusher.bsky.social · 15h
Happy #werewolfwednesday everyone. I drew the very briefly seen werewolf in Annabelle Comes Home (2019). Technically I think it's Black Shuck inspired? But look at him, he counts for Werewolf Wednesday. #art #drawing #werewolf
digital illustration of a hunched over, shaggy furred dark gray werewolf with red eyes and large claws
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 15h
We all know Discord didn't encrypt, actually kept data stored on a server from a service they paid to do this so we're talking about a chain here that gets worse as it gets longer. All to keep costs down. So on that, OSA is a really bad joke, I'm not laughing.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 15h
It actually threatens people's safety and definitely weakens kids safety with leaks happening here and there. Do we really want someone to pretend to be A to go into a place to pick up child C and make off with them due to buying said data somewhere else after being hacked? I'm asking MP's here.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 15h
We are talking about some of the highest data levels here that should be strictly controlled with the most tightest checks when it comes to passport, ID cards, bank cards and so on. But no, just let a service go. "Use this AI system and go."
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 15h
Don't get me wrong, safety is important but OSA is not the way to go about it. I have never seen such a crap piece of law brought out by both UK Parliament and Lords in my life. Just allowing 3rd party companies to do it without regulation and outside the UK borders.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 15h
Response from MPs in UK Parliament. "OSA is still staying." Nice of ministers to not care about British person's ID safety, isn't it?
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 15h
Idiot old fart that was a TV host going about in fast cars still can't fathom that it's cattle that spreads bovine diseases and not badgers. But hey, if he wants to continue to be a blood thirsty twat...
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 16h
Just a reminder that I am doing my very first sponsored stream tomorrow. 😊
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 16h
A test needs to be done. Would round lettuce be left for OREO Lettuce flavour? Hmm.
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Weremagnus @weremagnus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It's @c3rmen.bsky.social's otter fighter, Reuben! He was a character in a Redwall-flavored TTRPG campaign that I ran a couple of years ago.
Seven pencil drawings of an anthropomorphic otter warrior with fringe bangs that cover his eyes. From left to right across the top: the otter wringing water out of his fur; a portrait of the otter with his mouth open in awe; the otter using his shield like a food platter. From left to right across the bottom: the otter warrior trapped in a friendly headlock by a larger otter; a smiling portrait; a snarling portrait; the otter shielding himself and shouting.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 16h
If only we had pizza delivery by zepplin or hot air balloon. Gets around traffic really.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 16h
Surprised Trump hasn't ordered Mall of America to Mall of Trump really. He's that vain and pathetic.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 16h
My view, said man needs to be caught, have an operation to remove balls and penis and then sent into prison for a very long time. Only let out once you know they don't have long to live and won't be a danger to the public, so 95+.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 17h
Personally I find it completely barbaric and wouldn't want it even if someone I knew was killed. Being killed is an easy way out for a murderer. There is no such thing as punishment just nothing. Rather they have to face a lifetime in a cell having to live through that. That's much worse.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 17h
I'm surprised this hasn't happened more but here we are with a first for a state that right now doesn't have a 100% system for doing this at all. Plus I believe the state failed to check beforehand the medical side to know this would happen.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 17h
Considering that there are nearly 8,000,000,000 people on the planet and the US has barely executed 10,000 since 1978. The chances of meeting someone with difficulties with medical procedures with a needle that would make execution by lethal injection not work, as what has happened.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 17h
You can't fix shitty people, best to just flush away and let them dissolve with the rest of the sewage.
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 19h
Weretober2026 Day 7 - Prehistoric Shark 🦈
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 18h
Cruise company looking to get cheap meats for their next voyage...
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Zire - Commissions Open @zire9.bsky.social · 19h
"I'm not saying it was werewolves but..." You can get merch with this art at my merch stores linktr.ee/zire9 #werewolf #lycanthrope #monster #werewolfwednesday #art
a smiling werewolf
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 18h
Cum in Butt bonuses: +1 Spirit +1 Health Regeneration +1 Agility +1 Confusion to enemy (What's the smell? *Lasts five seconds)
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 18h
The UK house market is insultingly over inflated. It needs popping again.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 18h
And I say that by judging the state and guessing £150k needs doing to it.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 18h
Estate agent: Here's a house you can buy for £190k We look at video. The fuck is this? That's not a bedroom, you can't get a single bed in that thing, plus the amount of renevation needed is just. This place should by £40k at most.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 18h
"So um, I made this suit out of bread." "Why?" "It looks cool." "Is it tasty?" "What?" *large dragon paw grabs, flips into mouth and chews.* "Mmm, nice idea, pre made sandwiches, fox flavour, delicious."
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 19h
This week on Dragons Den "I made this product using AI---" *flash of flames, a roar and said person is just ash on the floor* "I want something valuable, not mixed up sewage. NEXT!"
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NotSafeBear • Comms OPEN @notsafebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im open again after clearing 3 mo ths worth of queue! You know what that means: HALLOWEEN COMMISSIONS All you gotta do is fill the form and i'll ping you back!
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 19h
Animation is just as important of a media type as comics are to novels. They're both able to tell complicated stories, plots, character development and have the same if not higher standards as non-animated/comic creations.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 19h
Man deserves being slammed into something here. No male should slam a woman into a wall.
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AaronTZW.art @aarontzw.bsky.social · 20h
#weretober 7. Prehistoric Shark
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah, noticed that. Start PC and get blinded. Beginning to think Win10 20H2 is better. Nothing good about Win11 even today.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 19h
They've been at this since Windows 10 and that was nearly 10 years ago now so why is it taking so long?
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 19h
I found control panel and administration panel inside that was okay for the job. It didn't needed to be updated.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 19h
It's like Windows 11 still hasn't replaced all of Control Panel stuff to this day. So settings here, settings over there in a mismatch mess.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 19h
Wait, Tony Blair is an adviser to Skydance board of directors. Are they making a supervillian group or something here?
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 20h
Ours does it wherever, she's old and if we're not seeable then it's volume on volume until we respond.
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Skipai Otter @skipai.bsky.social · 20h
Think I have briefly for geography class type education holiday. It's quite nice down thataway.
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