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@skiesofpluto.bsky.social
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they/them. 30s, queer weirdo / i have many obsessions / please feel free to yoink and improve upon any alt text I post / check out my bots: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ogqmwdmv2j…

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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 5h
costumes for egg-shaped robots
Product image of a guy in overalls standing with a very big jackolantern-face bag for putting leaves in.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
okay here we go
Amazon 'about you' beta screenshot: 

Product Preferences: Prefers products hand-made by lemurs

Diet & Nutrition: Only eats foods with photonic ingredients

Interests & Hobbies: Spends free time howling at the moon

Home & Family: Has adopted 36 garden gnomes
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I fucking hate that amazon knows this about me (currently deleting like 30 things before replacing a few of them for fun)
Product preferences: Maintains annual planner replacement cycle
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
nvm this is it. this is The Sticker. i voted
An "I voted" sticker featuring a frog fairy drawn in either colored pencil or crayon: A green frog in a pink fairy outfit with upper bodysuit and tutu and fishnets, a crown, a wand with a star on it, and insect-style wings. By Aleymi Perez Ramos, a winner of the Michigan voting sticker contest.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dialect map got me dead to rights mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Delaware - about 56% of your answers match a typical resident.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
man i still really love this thing i made
An all-blue figure in funky clothing, with an anatomical heart for a head. They're dancing in front of a gas station at night.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i somehow found useful information on the internet, because i have adhd and poor impulse control (from here extapps.dec.ny.gov/docs/wildlif...)
Sac Spiders
Clubionidae, Miturgidae: Sac spiders are typically light colored spiders with noticeably protruding spinnerets and dark fangs. They weave small Silk sacs under rocks or loose bark that they use for sleeping retreats and rearing young. Sac spiders lack capture webs, and wander in vegetation and occasionally in homes looking for prey. There are two family groups of sac spiders. Two species of small, pale, yellow spiders, called yellow sac spiders Cheiracanthium mildei (pictured here) and C. inclusum, are the only spiders in New York that are moderately poisonous to humans. They have necrotic venom that causes itchy or painful ulcerating sores that are slow to heal. In New York, bites attributed to brown recluse spiders are almost certainly from yellow sac spiders.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
(also not an expert but i HAVE been staring at this map for a few days gispub.epa.gov/airnow/ it looks a lot better today than yesterday or thursday but it's still ginormous. if you go to 'loops' you can see how it moved over the past 24 hours)
Screenshot of AirNow aqi map from 12pm eastern showing wildfire smoke
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
fucking oof
hazardous aqi 321
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
at some point do they need a seventh, even more ominous color on this scale? 😭
AirNow screenshot for Grand Marais, MN. The AQI is 767, dark red "Hazardous", and the pointer on the scale is as far to the end of the scale as it can go. The dark red "hazardous" AQI starts at 300.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
looking at some of the worst smoke areas in the U.S. right now
MN arrowhead MN 767, western upper peninsula MI 764, duluth area MN 736, Toledo OH 686, north and west suburbs chicago IL 660, kenosha-racine lakeside WI 636, kettle moraine south WI 621, cleveland-akron-lorain OH 609
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
east coast closeup for 4am est
The east coast band of red-color bad air currently stretches from Toronto and Buffalo NY down right over Philadelphia, bracketed by NYC and DC
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
wheee 🙄
map screenshot showing the air quality from smoke is hella bad for the east half of the northern U.S. and also in a big band currently running down through Philadelphia
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
okay it's all over and here's the map. it'll be changing so keep an eye on it for your area, especially if you're in one of many areas where no one actually issues push notification level alerts or warnings about it. gispub.epa.gov/airnow/
Screenshot of map showing yellow air quality over like half the right half of the U.S.. It's bad (orange and red) around NYC and Boston, and really bad (purples) in northern Wisconsin and Minnesota.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i desperately need everyone to see this confirmation of what sort of person this is
Happiness is a Choice @happinessisac... • 15d
#BookSky #Heinlein #Sci-Fi #StarshipTroopers #Audiobooks
The book is SO MUCH BETTER than that stupid movie they made. (eyebrow emoji)
This is a fan reading, no ads, not pirated. It's done VERY well for a fan reading. 4.5 out of 5 stars. (star emoji)

then a link to a youtube video
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
they puffed up a lot! im expecting these to be like 75% puff pastry
four triangular, browned puff pastries. small amounts of cherry filling peek out.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
theyre just some triangles
photo of four dough triangles in the oven. also the oven window looks like it needs a good clean woops
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i made the olive into a creature
Silly green and pink pen scribble of the olive with a tail, ears, and eyes. The red bit becomes the mouth obviously; it looks like it has a big open-mouthed grin. I was trying to draw it as a cat but the ears aren't right for it, but this one has a way goofier face than the one i drew with proper cat ears so this one wins.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the entire library of text replacements on my phone
There are only three text replacements. Beyoncé is auto capitalized and accented. asterisk-shrug-asterisk turns into a shrugging kaomoji. And forwards-slash equals-sign turns into a does-not-equal sign.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
with alt text because yes
"Okay, I have an idea. Hear me out," written above a photo of a fancy chandelier that holds six different colored lava lamps.

The lighting and reflections indicate this is a real photo, which means somewhere someone actually made this.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
so weedle already quote posted this but here is a version with alt text
Screenshot of two posts by weedle.bsky.social posted on April 16, 2025:

First post: People make fun of Sun Tzu for his advice being basic stuff like "remember your soldiers need food" but considering most military commanders through history were inbred failsons of nobility you can see why it was necessary.

Second post: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
rough fountain pen sketch from yesterday - i decided to share just because i want to share how pretty sailor manyo ayame ink is. this is tomoe river paper; on my little grid notebook it's a gentle grey with very occasional hints of color.
Rough sketch of a small leafy plant done in sailor manyo ayame dual shading ink, which here looks purple-grey with green areas.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
i finally looked up "what is the cool zone" and yeah it sounds pretty cool
San Diego Cool Zone Centers: The Cool Zone program is an established network of free, air-conditioned settings (such as libraries or community centers) across San Diego County that allow respite for older adults, persons with disabilities, or anyone looking to escape the extreme heat during the summer. Cool Zones are a way for residents to lower individual utility usage and help conserve energy for the whole community.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
i laughed out loud
Screenshot of your ai slop bores me interface: you asked for an image: high definition shark with sunglasses 

"ai" in scare quotes responded with an image: doodle of an alligator/crocodile in sunglasses saying "YEAH!"
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
this is long underwear weather. i know how to dress for this weather, although it's harder without owning at least three peasant skirts
12 degrees, fair, feels like negative two degrees
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
ok apparently for *chickpea* falafels in particular, apparently a Palestinian thing.
The adoption of the Palestinian chickpea version of falafel into Israeli cuisine and its identification as Israeli is contentious, and has led to accusations of cultural appropriation and gastronationalism.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
not reposting *just in case* because this reply is downstream from the video but 👌🏻 (you do not need to watch the video. many people have watched the video and can confirm its contents.)
Jamie Leventhal @jamie-leventhal.bsky
Hi - I'm a video journalist with @nytimes.com.
We'd like to get permission to use this video, would you be able to tell us who the original source is? Thanks!

Daniel Suitor
@danielsuitor.com
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
*sigh* i guess. probably.
my screenshot word is "kind-hearted"
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
oh right i should also add that this year's lemon pig has a butt hole because it was missing the stem cap thing and that part was too hard to cut into to insert the pasta
Photo of the back of a lemon pig, showing the hole where the stem used to be underneath a fusili pasta piece.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
destroy all fascists
Closeup of the anti-fascist symbol in the lemon pig's mouth.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
here she is... 2026 anti-fascist lemon pig the symbol in her mouth represents what she is meant to summon in the new year #lemonpig
A lemon pig with toothpick legs, little triangle ears, and serene cinnamon piece eyes, standing on a little plate. The penny in her mouth is painted with the anti-fascist three arrows symbol.Same lemon pig in side view to show she has a single fusili pasta for her tail.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
ok nvm that thing was hard as a rock i have tossed it into the compost pile! goodbye 2025 lemon pig here's a shot of its mouth
A pretty grody lemon pig face. Its coin is removed and its mouth is blackened on the inside.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2025 was a lot. he's so tired #lemonpig
A seemingly intact lemon pig with desiccated skin.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
this is 2025 lemon pig btw. i'm going to cut it open after NYE, i bet there's rot inside where you can't see it
A seemingly intact lemon pig with desiccated skin.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
i was skeptical of the idea but i revisited the 6-7 article and there is truly a deep-seated lack of education (or curiosity) among many adults who should have learned more in school
The meme, described as "annoying" and "like a plague",' has been linked by multiple news outlets to the wider "brain rot" phenomenon— digital media deemed to be of poor quality.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
latkes! i made a couple dozen i think
Photo of several latkes on paper towels covered in oil. You put em on there to drain the extra oil away.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
this is the weirdest word i've found missing from a game dictionary
screenshot clip of a spelling bee game clone where i input "frogs" and it said "word not found"
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
this is pretty funny so i'm going to try and do some alt text for it
A xitter post from some chucklefuck who says "Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you. Prepare accordingly." with an AI-produced floor plan. The longer you look at it the more funny things you find, so I will attempt to describe some of them: there are either 5 or 6 bathrooms, depending on if you go by name or drawing. There is a bedroom with nothing but dressers. there is a bedroom that is too small to fit a bed and contains tile floors and a sink and nothing else. There is something called a "coat bath", which could be a real thing tbh, I have no idea. There's a "gourmet kitchen" empty of furniture or plumbing outside of two (or three) of the bathrooms. There is a "mudroom and laundry" (mudrooms are real, I looked it up) that contains two bathtubs and two sinks, and a coat closet underneath one of the sinks. The "main foyer" is bordered by the 'coat bath', a 'master' something... 'master raisin'? And no doors to the outside. The two-car garage opens at the back of the house. There is what *might* be a kitchen labeled "huge walk/guest suite". Some of the lines bracketing a measured area have their own indecipherable measurements, measuring nothing.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
look at this bullshit
"vision care services" benefits booklet page with some other stuff left in for comparison. section names span all the three columns; sub-items are indented below items. "Pediatric vision care" is bolded in column one but NOT styled as a section header.properly formatted "pediatric dental" section of the benefits booklet for comparison
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
tobi wearing a little kitty tshirt that says "i'm not obito" a la matt murdock
That comic panel of Matt Murdock walking into a holiday party wearing devil horns and a red turtleneck that says "I'm not daredevil"
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
it would be really funny if i got my mom's friend to quit hadassah. probably won't happen but damn look at this bullshit directly from hadassah
Is Israel "committing genocide or ethnic cleansing" against Palestinians?
NO.
•Iseal does not and has never engad on in inocide, "Genocide refers to the physical targeting and
systematically murdered. Arab citizens make up over 21% of Israel's population and have equal rights, economic opportunity and political representation - that is not consistent with genocide.
© 2024 Hadassah, The Women's Zionist Organization of America, Inc. Hadassah®, the H logo, and Hadassah the Power of Women Who Do are registered trademarks of Hadassah, The Women's Zionist Organization of America, Inc.|
April 2024
Hadassah.org
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
not what i asked for but sure, amazon
search engine screen shot (ddg):

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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
for all your 'cats hating ice' needs (stickers.nekoweb.org/web_only/kit...)
A large thermal printed label with a fluffy kitten saying "Ice agents are piss babies"
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
i'll test print this later but i think this is it
A halftone shaded fluffy kitten saying, "Ice agents are piss babies"
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
with alt text
What do you like about the truck?

What I love about the truck is just how it's so polarizing. The shape of it, the body of it, the manufacturing technique with the body panels and everything. I just love that it's completely outside of the box.

And are you married?

I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Success! I have printed a meme I might still move an element around or clean a thing up but it WORKS, it prints on a thermal sticker! (Thoughts? Suggestions?)
A thermal printed sticker the size of a mailing label. It's the Batman breaking a gun meme, converted into black and white and halftones. Batman is breaking a box with a sparkle icon on it and saying, "A.I. is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
today in 'some things are normal to rural/farm folks that i never would have thought about' - I looked up how to do a diy trap for cluster flies:
DistinctRole1877 on reddit said 2 years ago:

I made a very effective fly trap. Take a 5 gallon pail. Make a cone from metal window screen, poke a hole in the cone point. Put a short section of plastic tube (3/8of an inch or so) in the hole, silicone it in. You are trying to make a easy entrance to the pail that flys cannot escape from. Take the cone, put it point down into the bucket, and secure the edges of the cone with duct tape to the bucket. Pour chicken blood or some cheap beer in the bucket. The flys will fly to the smell, crawl around on the screen till they find the hole with the tube, crawl thru to get to the "nice" smell inside. When they try to leave they cannot find the small hole and are trapped. As they die the smell gets worse and attracts more of them. Just pour a shot of beer or chicken blood on the trap as it dries out. I ended up with a layer of dead flys about 4 inches thick in just a few weeks. I made my first one 35 years ago and it worked great. Whenever the neighbor spreads chicken manure on his fields the biting flys get bad. This trap works a treat.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
this is the failed sticker. it has too much black space and the printer gets too hot and shuts off. i tried a bunch of ways to increase the white space but i didn't really like any of them enough
A mostly-printed white on black thermal mailing label with the skeleton of an antlered ungulate (probably a deer?) and text in a drippy font: Ice agents fuck off. The bottom is inch of the label is blank white.
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
workshopping my PG anti-ice sticker
Two pastel rainbow, square thermal stickers showing a kitten with a speech bubble. One says "ICE sucks" white on black and the other says "ICE agents are losers"
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skies (they/them) @skiesofpluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
thoughts? constructive criticism?
Photo of two thermal stickers (one is black on pastel rainbow, one is blue on white) with a dragon saying "fuck ice." It is a bestiary/marginalia dragon that has two legs and yet is standing like a quadruped.
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