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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

HMP Hull is in for a treat this festive season with Tommy's production of Snow White. It's a one man...sorry.....third of a man show in which Tommy has all the lines Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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Antikrish (UTFR MUFC) 🇾🇪 @antikrish.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

If Americans are terrified of Donald Trump, doesn't that make him a terrorist?

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Richard of Flynnland @wellowdriver.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Meanwhile in the US someone is campaigning for a #NobelPeacePrize because they’re trying to move the USA from a safe and stable democracy into a dictatorship.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Enjoy this moment for what it is, the youngest you'll ever be.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Is citizen journalist Tommy Robinson going to be his own citizen defence lawyer, again, because he's given all the funds he's grifted off citizen financiers to citizen brokers for Columbian citizen pharmacists, again?

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

That which doesn't kill us only makes us bow legged.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

In my 49 years I haven't once found something worthy of declaring upfront it's worth eating the mushrooms. Looks truly delicious.🙌🏻🙌🏻

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

It looks so good I'd even eat the mushrooms........ ........quickly at the start while giving you a hard stare for the shit hors d'oeuvre.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I just clocked what my 10 year old bought this morning. On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge

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Antikrish (UTFR MUFC) 🇾🇪 @antikrish.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Wee our the most tolerant and leese racialist cuntry on flat earth, if you do knot beeleave me I will nock you owt.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I wonder why the headline isn't Nigel Farage: Ukip's, sorry Brexit Party's, sorry Reform Ltd's, sorry Reform UK Ltd's populist elite propagandist CEO tells party?

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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings

Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

The Tory party is dead, long live the Tory Ltd party!

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

They seek him here, they seek him there MP for Clacton, but never there An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist 'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Has anyone checked the golf course for Trump? Fascists are well known for being found dead in a bunker.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

More giving a fuck about what actually matters please

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Durham council. Strong bunting rope. Union flag. Safety risk. Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I can remember when after a global financial crash, legal EU immigrants were apparently to blame for Britain being more and more an impoverished shithole. Now the same cunts who turned Britain into a more impoverished shithole with that lie are blaming different foreigners. Wake the fuck up.

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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

So lymph nodes were clear, they got everything out NO MORE CHEMO, just scans and blood tests. ☺️

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Mine have been here since the world was created 6 thousand years ago. I can trace my ancestors all the way back to the Magnum Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine Doomsday book thingy! Give are Dooms a month like lion's prides and mental's healths get!

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

The lad who ran the marathon was an actual runner. There are a few clues. Take a crayon out of a nostril and have a pop at joining the dots. You ran it twice but can't remember which month you ran them in? Were you going for a sub 2 30 but banged your noggin tripping over your anecdotal bucket?

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Alexa, how long does it take a fucking idiot to come up with a cutting riposte?

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

No irony in you replying with that 4 months after he finished it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

The Police clearly didn't go by the book with this play. Doh.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I wish the num skul nob ho came up with the concept of dum silent leters was stil alive so I cud give them a not so sutle nee in the bolocks. No dout I'd have to join the q tho

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Madeline Grant, the self appointed peep peddling pundit of real Britain. A Cotswold dwelling private school educated Oxford graduate, who went on to work for the Truss budget inspiring Institute of Economic Affairs, before being a Telegraph and Spectator opinion columnist.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Thank you! I'm good, just busy with life (work and daughter). Also got a bit tired of the constant treadmill of clusterfuck that is the world, so taking a bit of time out has been rather therapeutic. Hope you're well!

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Since I was passing by I thought it'd be rude not to pop in and call Andrew Tate a cunt.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Why is the size pot luck when you buy eggs laid by organic free range chickens? If you buy an organic free range chicken the size isn't a surprise.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

It's like your average thunderstorm, but with loafers and a cardigan

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Breaking News🚨 Turns out rather than autism, being a host of a cooking programme is the key factor in being a bit of a cunt.

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

What with the BBC wanting to be more appealing to Reform voters, surely Jim Davidson and Lee "try this dog food Gullis" Anderson, are a shoe-in

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SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug @skewspew.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I got told off for doing what I thought was a pretty good first attempt at a somersault, off the top of the highest inflatable Bloody 'elf and safety gone mad.

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