Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Lovely hill walk today that wasn't meant to be 2 hours long but we got lost, and found this fabulous tree! 160
Reposted by Ruth 🎃The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 20/07/2024Someone once sent me a professional email that ended in "We could've snipped it in the butt earlier" SNIPPED IT IN THE BUTT Nipped it in the bud - correct Nipped it in the butt - incorrect Snipped it in the butt -Incorrecter 96918
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A day off, a sunny September sky, a walk with Mavis around the grounds of a stately home 🖤 130
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Found my holiday hat! 😂 (Genuine extraction from advert) 140
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Topped up my tree medicine battery with a stomp around the forest 🌲🖤 270
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Apparently Jaws was on TV last night, which puts me in mind of a favourite meme... 071
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Me sat in the cinema for over 3 hours watching The Odyssey...static.klipy.comThe Odyssey SirenALT: The Odyssey Siren 010
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Happy 10th Birthday Mavis! ❤️ Just a small bite of cake then 😳 😂 6130
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Thursday, you sexy looking SOAB! I'm looking forward to experiencing ALL of you! 😉 140
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026A couple of days flirting with the English/Welsh border. Raglan Castle and Forest of Dean 🖤 4172
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If anybody else's dog is struggling with the heat, try getting them to lie on a damp towel. Mavis has gone from panting and unsettled, to spark out and breathing normally within 5 minutes. 262
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026A fun (but very hot) day at Warwick Castle yesterday 🗡 🦅 290
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Awoke from a dream in which I was a cafe owner, had conflict with a disrespectful customer, who then firebombed the cafe, but I could only find the right boots of my Dr. Martens and was more concerned about that than getting to safety... 150
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Bolted to Wales for the weekend to escape the last of the heat 💚💙🩶 060
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The breeze is most welcome. I just wish it didn't feel like a hairdryer on maximum heat. At least the worst is almost over... (Of this heatwave anyway)static.klipy.comMelting in FranceALT: Melting in France 030
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Currently got my nose buried in this book. 3rd time reading it and I'm still engrossed. (Just don't mention the film...) 160
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Nice little hill walk today. But don't be fooled by the hazy clouds, I was boiled by the time we got to the trig point 🥵 030
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Thorpe Park was lots of fun! Short queue times meant we got to do 10 roller coaster rides in all. I haven't outgrown theme parks - yay! 😆 190
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I'm visiting Thorpe Park next week, and obviously can't take Mavis with me, so I've ordered a t-shirt with this print on it to wear on the day 😍😂 020
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Cooler temperature, clouds, and rain? 😁static.klipy.comRen and Stimpy: Happy Happy Joy Joy SongALT: Ren and Stimpy: Happy Happy Joy Joy Song 140
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The sound of my dog crunching ice cubes makes me laugh. If it was a person doing it, I'd absolutely be considering throat punching them. 020
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Mavis, lying on her cool mat, snoring her socks off. I've just made her some doggy ice lollies for later 🖤 (Wish I had a cool mat) 😆 170
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I've done all I'm going to do around the house... time to shut out the ☀️ and sit like a mushroom in the cool dark 🖤 250
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I've come to the conclusion that I'm just not cut out for working full time... 130
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Back to work it is then...media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a woman making a face .ALT: a black and white photo of a woman making a face . 160
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Mixed feelings Friday... On one hand, I break up from work for 10 days 🥳 On the other, I have to have a filling replaced at the dentist 😱media.tenor.coma man in an astronaut 's helmet says " i 'm scared but i 'm also excited "ALT: a man in an astronaut 's helmet says " i 'm scared but i 'm also excited " 470
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Flying visit to Chester last weekend. What a great city! 051
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Quick dash to the shops and I saw way too many people with exposed skin that will inevitably get sunburnt... 040
Ruth 🎃 @skellyowl.bsky.social · 02/04/2026So, a dog that makes herself ill by eating 💩 but won't voluntarily eat liver flavoured medicine presumably because it tastes bad 🤷♀️ 180