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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open)

@sjwarmachine.bsky.social
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ACAB, she/her, 33, sharkbot. Scifi furry art, sharks, aeromorphs, spaceships, planes, politics and archery. Some NSFW. Minors DNI Commissions open

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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A grifter
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Jupiter! @bunnpilled.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
when the mexican restaurant pulls these shits out you know the food gon taste like how a pawjob under the table feels
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That is a you problem
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And stupid
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You must be blind
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So I've got a boss who is understood to DEMAND that employees give him good reviews, even getting on the driver's cases IN A MEETING for reporting "unhappy" in driver surveys. Suffice to say, I am not happy with Ambruce's style of management
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Enginetrap is in fact guilty of this exact kind of witch hunting you're talking about, and has yet to admit any wrongdoing after being proven wrong
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Mmmm, cake
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I thought peace was a lie
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"workable pile"
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Finally moved my computer. Now I just gotta arrange it into a pile I can work with
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Then who's driving the bong?
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Posing on Toilet: Whyyoulying Thinking
ALT: Man Posing on Toilet: Whyyoulying Thinking
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Because they're not, and that's generally provable through their gallery (and the age therein)
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Or you could just own up, instead of insisting this has been memory holed
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Did BlasTech make this?
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think what kills me is that I got my FIRST Gameboy in 2023
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yeah. Unless you're too young to have had one back in the day it's too late to get your first Gameboy now
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I also think the prospect of ever owning a Pokemon game has also been ruined by the passage of time
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Switch is GOATed as is the Legion Go Might get the sequels (Legion Go 2 or Switch 2) to heal decades of deliberate fomo
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I really got every handheld gaming console I've ever owned within the last t years... The GBA hits different when it's been obsolete for over 20 years
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Impressive
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Mike Smith - Voice Actor @kinglowtier.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
MY DICKS! God dammit!
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Getting dick is bullshit. First you want it, and then when you get it, it makes you want it even more! Life is a prison
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli.
media.tenor.com
a robot is standing in the rain with a red light on its head
ALT: a robot is standing in the rain with a red light on its head
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𝖆𝖘𝖍 🎃 @manedpizzawolf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
So I'm reading Human Domestication Guide. Thanks a lot @drakevarg.bsky.social
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Cardin: flip the master all the lights begin to glow. I stole an F-16!
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The medium in vampire cum would be blood
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⚔︎ KnightHound ⚔︎ @muttmuse.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Meme that says:
T4T DRYHUMPING
STARTS IN
10 MINUTES
⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/03/2026
🤗
crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading

i want them to pay for what they've done
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Just because "the data is out there already" doesn't mean we have to tolerate it being fed to gen ai
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Being a scraper both crosses a line and breaks promises that brought in a large chunk of this website's userbase in the first place
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Procrastination successful. You only get one art tonight
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
And here's one of those commissions I forgot to put up. A piece I did for Kathrine Drakerav oh so long ago I'm kinda feeling myself with this one, even with the time that's passed. I feel like I got in my bag with this one #digitalart #commission #furryart
An anthro shark wearing a trench coat over more details than I recall the meaning of and a (Marathon inspired) helmet sits next to a robotic dog, both with glowing blue eyes. Behind them looms the KD Heavy Industries badge
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Just going through my local files and online galleries and realized that I might've forgotten to upload a mountain of art since around 2019 or whenever I decided to try and have/use a P@treon so... Brace
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Gunulum
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
IT'S TIME!
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Don't
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I mean, it does ruin everything it touches so...
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I think this is AI
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Kos, that kobold you know @draekos.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Lukewarm take, but I think cops aren't people. Like you CHOSE to take on the mantle of someone who is legally allowed to murder a person as long as you have a good excuse. You aren't a person anymore. You do not deserve the protections a person has, you are a tool of the state.
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I call this one the "Reverse Shotgun"!
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Wrong
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yeah. This person, who is going after someone on spurious suspicions To make things worse, her (perceived) credibility is a substitute for evidence (in the minds of stupid people)
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I feel like I've been grabbed by the back of the head by a buff muse that used my face to pulverize an art block. So I finished this comission for Trun over on FA. Had a pretty good time doing it too. As always, I enjoy drawing aeromorphs #aeromorph #commission #digital
Backed by a dark green wall with red curtains to the side, and lit by saucer torches, an Orca gunship aeromorph sits butt-ass naked on a red swivel chair. The chair really kicked my ass. With his right elbow resting on one of the chair arms, he sassily rests his head on his right hand. That chair wasn't even part of the commission I just did that to myself because I hate myself. In his left hand he holds out a glowing piece of Tiberium shaped like the Lego Part 30385. Lower on the body, and in more of the cast shadows, a crossed leg presents both a foot and a fat hog (penis) that I'm just now realizing is more than one of those feet in length. Behind the fat fucking nuts, the base of a buttplug is barely visible. Hole king, bless. It could have been a stool but the bose needed chair arms
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a robe is tied to a pillar
ALT: a man in a robe is tied to a pillar
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What?
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Cardin Blacktip 18+ (Commissions Open) @sjwarmachine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Also the entire first page of your document (any any other claim to not harbor malice) is a lie. The VERY FIRST THING you posted after bullying Terra off the internet was a victory lap at having done so (you also seemed to think that this successful harassment is evidence of guilt)
Screenshot of a post from Terra saying "Fuck it. I'm going on extended hiatus, see ya later."
Notice the timestamp of 3:07 PMScreenshot of EnginteTrap [Yuri edition] posting 
"It'll never not be funny this 3 parter that every AI tracer does:

>"No I didn't trace AI"

>"The e6 mods are giga full of shit but even tho it's apparently obviously untrue I won't fight it"

>"I leave now, goodbye cruel world 😫"

And 99% of the time it's triggered by a post they themselves made"

as a clear mockery of Terra announcing his departure resulting from EngineTrap's harassment. Evidence of which includes the afforementioned harassment, and the fact that EngineTrap has exactly no posts between when Terra announced their departure and she made a post mocking him for it
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