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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 9h
John Smoltz describing the plot to the Bateman-Reynolds movie The Change-Up as an analogy for the Brewers-Dodgers series might be the most I’ve enjoyed Smoltz as a broadcaster.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every day since I stopped eating exclusively frozen burritos as an adult has been a day further from God’s light
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wound up (not by choice) listening to several AI-generated songs about real monster trucks on YouTube. Two of them mentioned that El Toro Loco was born on January 5, 2001.
Picture of a TV showing an AI image of monster truck El Toro Loco.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorkin’s tan reminding me of when you start seeing Cary Grant in colour films and it’s like, my boy was getting roasted on his days off from set
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Un trio glamour indeed
Insta screencap of Sorkin, Madison, Allen White from account konbini
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The CAQ defeat in QC is so resounding. The ruling “compromise” party not electing a single representative would be incredible. The leader is set to her lose her seat by 500 votes. The runner-up in their leadership race is coming in third in his riding.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jay Pharaoh is out here saying “release the balls” on The Quiz with Balls a dozen times an episode. Chris Hardwick is out trying to rehab his image with a giant game of Plinko. CTV has a show where the host only refers to contestants by their generation. Games shows are alive and well, obviously
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They do not send 100 of America’s most concussed citizens to Ireland to meet Rob Lowe and stand on the floor for you to ask if there are game shows on TV anymore
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I learned that Jonathan Franzen is 67 years old yesterday when I looked it up after seeing a picture of him looking old at a 25th anniversary event for The Corrections. This definitely made me feel old, but the fact that I’m concerned with Franzen’s age should have been the first sign of my ageing.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truly, what’s the point
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was on a call with a colleague this week, trying to see what could be allowed in a file. We both agreed something wasn’t allowed by the EI Act, but then she said that Google AI had told her something different. She showed it to me, and we had to take a minute to agree that we knew it was wrong.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Press one if you want us to figure out how to fix this, two if you could go either way”
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leonard Cohen rightly chose New Skin for the Old Ceremony over New Strains to Different Muscles
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All while being real road warriors too. Real work ethic
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bless Sharon, Lois and Bram and their ilk. When they were putting together a record, they had to have like 15 songs per side, forcing them into a Guided by Voices-esque output.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Thélyson Orélien affair has me feeling nostalgic for old forms of plagiarism. Say what you will about someone stealing from old opinion columns, at least they were reading to begin with. Can’t say that for all the AI folks. www.lapresse.ca/arts/littera...
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IA et littérature | L’affaire Thélyson Orélien en six questions
Le livre phénomène de l’écrivain québécois Thélyson Orélien, C’était ça ou mourir, fait désormais scandale à la suite d’une accusation explosive : il aurait été écrit avec l’intelligence artificielle....
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hope there aren’t too many close ups because those foreheads are going to look blemished as fuck
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026
im going to jam this little freak into a blender like the mom in Gremlins
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Curious if guys like this would accept such advice from a human being or if it needs to come from the magic glasses
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peril @paulapalooza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sorry for what i've said about our premier, calling it "blood potash" is objectively funny
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A lot of stunt credits on IMDb. I can’t help but think how great it must have felt to play a name character in a Jackie Chan movie and to have one quick but well-performed fight therein.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We were watching Rumble in the Bronx tonight — rules, by the by— and an early villain played by Marc Akerstream stood out. I looked him up out of curiosity and it runs out he passed at 44, hit in the head when they blew up a rowboat for the Crow TV show.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tfw Dr. Manhattan gives you a little drink of water
Illustration of a dog drinking from a dedicated dish-water bottle setup for dogs held by a blue hand, with the all caps text “SQUEEZE BOTTLE!” among more text
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m blocking them too, you know the answer
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You coming up to Steve to do your vows
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Ying Yang Twins - Whisper In Ya Ear
ALT: Ying Yang Twins - Whisper In Ya Ear
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That seems like something that would come up!! Worth a mention imo!!
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Rob Dunson, Collateral Beautician @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
M. Night Shyamalan in Lady in the Water with a speech bubble
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We watched this ep recently. Roz has her sign ready to go when he held up his. No matter what he was going to say, she was going to bring up the union.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wish you this level of rest and relaxation soon
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mabel gonna be water maxxing soon
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So good. “Hydration goal” make sure they drink water. Maybe if it’s hot, they drink more, please
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This rules. Does it compile the info for you? Do you have graphs
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In a Rogers commercial commercial with Jays skip John Schneider, Michael Cera is playing a version of himself in MLB The Show who hits a HR left handed before getting up and miming hitting right handed. What is this rich text trying to tell me
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Like, I guess the gang was always kinda wandering around?
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
TMNT: Out of the Shadows went from Fred Armisen to Brad Garrett as Krang. What a glow up
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Canadian Tire thinking I’m looking for the Shinzo Abe gun.
Screen grab from a Canadian Tire Instagram ad for a (toy?) gun that looks thrown together.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
gotcha there fuck face
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you’ve got plans like this, you have to have a glamour shoot out there for news outlets to pull from
Screenshot of Guardian article with a picture of a woman against a wall in a red dress and the headline “The ordinary woman accused of assassinating a Russian commander in Crimea”
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Creator-driven , lore-rich, but knowing and light. It worked for us!
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gravity Falls might be worth a look, at least
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I thought of bringing up when I saw Thursday to a barista wearing one of their shirts the other day, then I remembered saw them more than 20 years ago on the Taste of Chaos tour and kept it to myself.
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b. wolo @bwolo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*Hurdy Gurdy Man gets louder*
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They really thought they were going to get the chance to live their real life. People just aren’t ready for it
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They’re censoring pizza these days, smdh
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tommy John loved doing his signature dance at the end of each game.
Figure doing a strange movement next to text saying “700 CAREER GAMES” (TJ appeared in 760 games FYI)
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Blu-ray for Ride with the Devil features options for Movie, Timeline, Chapters, Commentaries, and Jeffrey Wright, as most blu-rays should.
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
whoOOpS
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
AI really has not figured out what edible food looks like
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sjbrot @sjbrot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Spam texts are shooting far below “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”
Screen shot of text message that reads “Would you enjoy working independently?”
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