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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I’ve never met a dog named Dave. Or Steve. Or Bob. I did meet one named Fred once. Cool sheep dog. Dogs rarely have boring names and I’m for it. My dog is named Gwennie but she prefers Pupps Magee.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Any coffee shop in Paris not offering an mFrappé is missing bigly.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I was thinking the other day if Elvis was instead named Dave Presley would he have been simply known as Dave for eternity? Elvis is such an iconic name so fortunately he wasn’t named Reggie or Phil.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I was thinking today about how happy I was as a kid when I got a new pair of plastic Dracula teeth. I miss those simple days.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Thunderstorms and fireworks two nights in a row in our neighborhood. My poor puppy is not enjoying her weekend.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

So, the only way to watch the World Cup on TV in English, is to get Fox Sports for $20 a month. So it looks like I’m watching it in Spanish on Peacock. And I’m loving it!

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

@msignorile.bsky.social Love your show, Michelangelo. I know you were beating yourself up after your call with that MAGA lady. It’s because you have both empathy and vitriol for these assholes. FOX News hosts wouldn’t bat an eyelid for yelling at someone they disagree with. Love you, mate!

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

For the Incredible Hulk maybe.

An emergency exit sign pointing at a brick wall.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I suddenly realized today a very important fact - all cartoon characters are lip synching.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I travel a lot for my job and my go-to airline has been Southwest for 25+ years. Flew Tuesday with the new assigned seating policy and even the Southwest ground crew were totally confused. I get why they made the change but I’m going to miss the simplicity of getting on that plane at 630am today.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Trump landed in Greenland. Looked around. Sniffed. “They lied about it being green”. Then took off home. The End.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I’m convinced that Liam Neeson and Statham are actually ex-spec ops guys who use acting as a cover.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

RFK Jr is probably going to end up putting heroin as a new food group next.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

As a parent of three teenagers, I’m hoping us adults can figure out an annoying phrase to say in response to this “6-7” thing these kids are saying. Something even more annoying so this simply goes away forever.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I’m beginning to think that Vecna is not a nice guy.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

So many Pharma ads on the streaming services. “…..side effects include stroke, death, arms or legs falling off. So ask your doctor about Zippy Rx.”

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

These days when our house says we want to change the channel, we mean change the app (Netflix, Apple+, Paramount etc.). Cut the cable so many years ago now and couldn’t be happier.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

We are failing our kids

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Big Pharma ads are the best. They tell you how wonderful your life could be taking these meds and then quickly tell you all the horrible things that can happen to you when you take these meds.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

One day I will watch a show where the cop car pulling up to the crime scene doesn’t go “Whoop whoop!”

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

No one’s fooling me with that missing floor 13 button in my hotel elevator. We all know floor 14 is haunted.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

As an Eagles fan, the worst thing about being in a neighborhood football pool is wanting Dallas to come back to win so I get the point.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Living with our three teenaged kids is like having three room mates who don’t pay rent, don’t cook nor clean and need us to be their constant Uber drivers. Highly recommend.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

RFK Jr during his Senate hearing today just shows how truly ignorant this nepo baby is. Waiting for him to say “Do you know who my Father is?” any time now.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

So is he RIP or not? I feel bad thinking how happy I will be when the news finally comes out

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Jeffstein probably isn’t a name you want to name your newborn boy right now.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

With Donnie TACO and Melon breaking up, who will pay child support for their 20 kids?

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MidwestHedonist @midwesthedonist.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Just did one of my favorite things I do every year - turned the thermostat from Heat to Cool.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Maybe Donald should stick to golf. If he literally did nothing else for the next four years we would be fine. Instead we have this shit show.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I don’t know about you guys, but if I’m on a group chat discussing which pub we are heading to tonight, I check that Dave’s annoying brother-in-law Jimmy isn’t on the chat before suggesting somewhere to go.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Quick question: whatever happened to Amstel Light?

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I get the notion that Austin Powers thinks it’s called Shag Carpet for other reasons.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/02/2025

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

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Alex Cole @acnewsitics.com · 04/02/2025

This is so good.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I hope that with Elon having access to all our social security numbers that I will now receive less spam calls asking for my social security number.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I feel so welcome here on Bluesky. All these attractive foreign ladies wanting to by my friend. So nice. I wish there was a quicker way to block them all.

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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Pupps Magee won’t let a little snow stop frisbee fetch fun.

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