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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Just some cool guys hanging out at the Walmart; as you do.
 A picture of two geese just walking in a walmart parking lot caption is "Just some cool guys hanging out at the Walmart; as you do."
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Doing good numbers over here as well:)
A poll projecting a solid conservative shellacking in the riding of Hull-Alymer 65% vote projection and 99% odds of a win.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Canada is beautiful in the spring. #Canada #Gatineau
A dumpster with faded graffitti sits in the snow melt.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
53 years and one day apart. My dad took a pic of his childhood home on February 14, 1972, after the biggest storm in Ottawa's history. And a snap of ours after a pretty huge dump and an afternoon of cleanup today.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Went out for a long overdue visit to the family compound:)
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Saw this hecking unit enjoying a nice walmart parking lot pizza yesterday.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trying to bring some old family photos back to life with g.i.m.p and its truly amazing resynthesizer add-on created by @paulfharrison.bsky.social getting some pretty good results. Takes me a few hours per photo, but is super satisfying…
Picture of my father drinking coffee on his break, working at the sears photo lab 1965 dark suit and a half smile.Picture of my father drinking coffee on his break, working at the sears photo lab 1965 dark suit and a half smile. but with scratches and cracks in the photo.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Day 20 of the Bon maman advent calendar was a absolutely perfect white nectarine and peach. Subtle and summery I would murder a tub of this!
A jar of jelly. "Existence really is a imperfect tense that never becomes a present." N.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Day 19 of the Bon Maman Advent calendar was an exceptional cherry with chestnut honey. The cherry was elevated by a complex honey I will now be searching out.
A half full little jam jar.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Day 18 of the Bon Maman Advent calendar was a sweet departure from fruit based spreads with a caramel and coffee spread a suckerpunch of flavour a real standout 10/10!!
This reminds me of putting bread bags on my feet, as to not get a soaker heading out to school on a slushy day.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Day 17 of the Bon Maman Advent calendar was wood strawberry, a fine jam. But like yesterday's one we already have in the fridge. Not quite as sweet as the regular blend, but I have no idea how they wrangle sufficient wild berries for production, so I will just take them at their word 8/10.
Small jar of jam beside a recipe for "magic hermits" from my mom's old recipe box. My wife has fully veganized it and will post it if requested. A gingery cookie with nuts and chopped bit of raisins absolutely delicious.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Why are you up there? How did you get cut in two? Where are you off to now? Questions of Gatineau...
A posturepedic mattress sawn in half perched on top of a shopping cart left on the side walk in Gatineau Quebec.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Day 16 of the Bon Maman Advent calendar was called fruit des bois but was really just their mixed berry. An excellent jam one I like to use often when I make a blend, tart and complex a solid 8.
A tiny jam jar is perched atop a throne of maroc tangerines screaming as you are now I once was!!
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Day 15 of the Bon Maman Advent calendar was a doozie cherry with pink peppercorn or baies rose. Prolly the best cherry jam I've ever had, just bonkers. 10/10 fer sure.
Small jam jar with candied ginger and maple brown sugar pecans in the background.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Day 14 of the Bon Maman Advent calendar was mango raspberry and lime. Every flavour paired well with each other effortlessly. Another one for the must replicate list..
Tiny jam jar and bananas in the background.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Day 13 of the Bon Maman Advent calendar was four fruits, but really, it was a black current with supporting roles provided by cherries red current and strawberry all important but there to lift the cassis into the air like whatshisname from Lion King. I'd buy a tub of that...
An empty jar of jam. In front of a copper pot in  desperate need of some bartenders friend.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Halfway through the Bon Maman Advent calendar and the apricot and peach was lovely, but after some bangers, it rang flat. Kinda a six...
A empty jam jar and a out of focus recipe for hermit cookies I found in my mom's old recipe box.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Day eleven into my Bon Maman advent calendar was pineapple and yuzu. After finishing this jar off, I grabbed the macerated pineapple in the fridge and went to work making a homage to this amazing spread. Chefs kiss!
I juiced some tangerines and reduced it with the pineapple liquid and mixed in some leftover jam for body and some dehydrated apple peels to tighten it up.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Day ten in the Bon Maman Advent calender was raspberry with rose. The rose was undetectable but managed to lift the raspberry beautifully, adding a surprising freshness. Much like nutmeg in a shortbread, you should taste its absence, not its presence.
A tiny jam jar doing its best to hold back the flood of terrors encroaching the world today.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Day nine of the Bon Maman Advent calender was rhubarb and spices, a warm and friendly hobbit hug of a spread. Hints of cumin and coriander are nestled in a sweet and sharp rhubarb base. Will be thinking of this when the rhubarb takes off again in the spring.
A tiny empty jar in the foreground of pears and a corning mixing bowl full of Moroccan tangerines.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Day eight in the Bon Maman Advent calender was a frigging joy today. Lemon with elderberry flowers will definitely be trying to make this one 10/10.
Tiny jar of lemon and elderberry flower jam with dehydrated apple peels in the background. I grind them up and mix them into my overnight oats.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Day seven Bon Maman jam advent calender was Myrtilles and maple syrup. As far as I can tell, it's bilberry, which is like a blueberry, but tarter. So far, this is my least favorite. The maple was too forward for the delicacy of the blueberry, not bad, but prolly wouldn't get a whole jar.
A small jam jar with some fresh candied ginger and Prue Lieth's vegan ginger Parkin in the background. Thirteen hundred and twelve.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
From an old lino cut I did of a pretty famous rural Quebec road sign. "Attention à nos enfants c'est peut-être le vôtre" pretty much be careful with our kids, it might be your own:)
A linocut of a child presumably after being hit by a car, socks are hanging on, but the shoes are long gone.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Day six of my Bon Maman Advent calender and tiny jar photo series. Today was strawberry and rhubarb a masterclass in simplicity.
A tiny jam jar with two blue mountain ducks in the back ground.
Dec6 1989 we lost 14 women in a terroristic act of femicide
Geneviève Bergeron
Hélène Colgan
Nathalie Croteau
Barbara Daigneault
Anne-Marie Edward
Maud Haviernick
Maryse Laganière
Maryse Leclair
Anne-Marie Lemay
Sonia Pelletier
Michèle Richard
Annie St-Arneault
Annie Turcotte
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Day fives Bon Maman Advent calender was purple fig and cinnamon another strong spread the cinnamon was delicate and balanced, my wife said it reminded her of her dad's fig and walnut jam but he uses yensoon which is a Egyptian anise.
A small empty jar of fig jam, label akimbo. People have only as much liberty as they have the intelligence to want and the courage to take.-EG
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Day 4 of the Bon Maman jamathon is orange yuzu and grapefruit. Another banger like a marmalade without the pithy bitter undertones spot on:)
Tiny jam jar nestled between a tangerine and a pearl while a creepy clown salt shaker reminds us that time moves slowly but passes quickly.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Day 3 of the Bon Maman Advent jam trip. Today was a sublime Apple and quince with honey. The missus doesn't eat what the bees make, so it was a solo tasting, but the first one I'm gonna replicate when the crabapples are back.
A very small jar with a slightly burnt english muffin(the best way to eat them imo) on our bougie denby plate we got from an estate sale from a rather neat woman who had used them since the 70's.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Any toy can be horrifying once you take the skin off:) Exhibit B. Circuit bent Wuv-Luv circa late 1900's.
A wuv luv stares expectantly as it waits for the final wish...
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Day 2 of Bon Maman Advent Calender, today its guava is absolutely brilliant, sweet, and a bit tart. Jars are way too small for two pieces of toast, however, so moving on to english muffins for tomorrow:)
Small jar and a spoon and tangerines in the background, No gods no masters!
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Day one of the Bon Maman advent jam calender today was quince in pieces. Delicious, a bit sour with a smooth if grapefruit was a berry kinda vibe 10/10 cute jars!
Fisher price toy for scale and very small bon maman jelly jar and a mouse ring holder with our wedding rings that we need to get around to resizing..
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Getting too many uncanny valley girls accounts popping up now, I'm just muting or blocking. Saying good riddance to my Lord Kitchener avatar I picked at after seeing it in a book of propaganda posters some time back:) I'll miss the stache though.
Uncanny valley girl.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Night walk past the dep before the snow and ice rain starts.
Neighborhood "dep" which is short for dépanneur a corner store that sells beer wine and everything in between in Quebec. Black and white forced perspective.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A penguin in a field. #blender3d #krita
A penguin stares off into a foreboding distance and longs for a mustard sandwich.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The needle hasn't moved in months where I live(QC) Super cool tabernak.
charts depicting the abdication of public health. 1 in 39 people infected in Nova Scotia, 1 in 45 in New Brunswick and 1 in 31 in la belle province of Quebec..
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Halloween ephemera I found on last night's stroll.
A  headless skeleton dry humping a tombstone.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
With no natural predators the Mighty goose flanks the majestic forest dancer in a snack off.
Fierce frenemies flounce forwards forgoing fractious feasting..
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Dramatic skies for the beaver moon by Lac des Fees tonight.
Batman clouds with bright and blurry full moon.Desaturated black and white stairs by Lac des Fees or lake of the fairies in Gatineau park.Full beaver moon the last supermoon of 2024.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Nightwalk pic from the Gatineau hospital
A lot going on in this picture of a random utility room. A suspicious amount of tubes...
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Three different versions of my new render, made entirely in #blender3d and edited in Gimp. The last two are a 3d Anaglyph and a clay render for good measure to show the absence of a.i fuckery.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
A slight rework of my dumpster scan, this time its made of gaussian splats and sea monsters. #blender3d
A tentacled horror just trying to gather enough resources to provide for their family.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Taking advantage of a gorgeous afternoon before the weather turns by hammocking out a nap. #gatineau
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Late night stroll around the park.
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
A scene I did from some scanned objects from around my neighborhood. #blender3d
A scruffy gentleman poking what seems to be a fellow tramp, who may or may not be on fire currently, with a stick. Graffiti reads in part "call your mom" but with the c mostly rubbed out by some local wit it looks like "all your mom".
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Scott Fairchild🍁 @sithvicious.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Learned a lot from making this but it's time to let go and move on to the next one. All done in #blender3d and edited in Davinci resolve.
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