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Sir Ted Trumpet

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Music, Somerset cricket, and other stuff.

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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For those that regard Israel as an ally of the UK, remember this: During the Falklands conflict, Israel supplied approximately $1 billion in weaponry and military equipment to the Argentine military junta.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP Esther Rantzen. Actual hero.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So despite being a county member, a regular visitor to Edgbaston, and a keen cricket fan, I have not won the right to pay over £100 to watch Ashes for a day next summer. No doubt the lads dressing up as traffic cones are all booked in. I hope they have a lovely time. Cricket can be really stupid.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Craig Overton - living legend
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@georgedobell.bsky.social Leicestershire’s ploy of using a former Somerset opening batter as their number 11 paying off nicely for both teams
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sad about William Orbit. Bought everything I saw on Geurilla back in the day, but it was the Bass-O-Matic LPs that blew me away. RIP.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Come on Spain etc
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The only time Argentina have beaten England in a World Cup match was in 1986, and even that game should have been a 1-1 draw.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I bought a car off Bonnie Tyler once. Generally it ran ok, but every now and then it fell apart. RIP.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The World Cup should never be held in the US again, and whoever it was that agreed to Trump’s request should be hung drawn and quartered. Not literally perhaps, but in some sense.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Safe to say the England Cricket post-ashes reset needs a mid-reset-reset.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
New Zealand showed England how to score runs, but England had other ideas. I hope this is the end of ‘mind the windows’ test batting.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Haven’t listened to anything else since the new Boards of Canada CD turned up. Fuck me it’s brilliant.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Boards of Canada LP isn’t perfect but it’s really starting to grow on me
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I LOVE being at the cricket
Somerset v Yorkshire 1 May 2026
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The News Agents @thenewsagents.co.uk · 27/04/2026
“The fact he had a gun and knives in a central Washington hotel room was entirely legal.” Is America willing to change anything after a third attempt on Trump’s life?
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“Donald Trump was a "likely" target of last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, according to the acting US attorney general” Fuck me these people are good at their job.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I hope the elephants didn’t hurt their feet.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’ve heard the new BOC album and it’s all done with banjos
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Nothing is beneath Israel and the IDF. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
theguardian.com
Israeli soldiers using sexual assault to force Palestinians out of West Bank, report says
Experts say attacks, also carried out by settlers, are leading girls to quit school and enter early marriages
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
IDF finds vandalism of Jesus statue in Lebanon outrageous, but is nevertheless happy to drop American-made white phosphorus on Lebanon.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Attacking the Jewish community in London because you don’t like what Netanyahu is doing in the Middle East is really fucking stupid.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
And here we are again, it’s almost becoming predictable.
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Mixmaster Morris @mixmastermorris.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Mixmaster Morris @mixmastermorris.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
youtu.be/FnMjRW7pCPw?...
youtu.be
How This Bass Riff Completely BROKE the Internet.
YouTube video by Davie504
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Went bananas at the weekend and hoovered up a load of tunes from the Fina label. Top quality stuff. finarecords.bandcamp.com/album/powel-...
finarecords.bandcamp.com
Powel - Cloud City EP (FINA013), by Powel
4 track album
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
America & Israel. Axis of evil.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
SOMERSET LA LA LA
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The cynical contrarian @contracynical.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Could someone explain* to the Donald that asking NATO to help with his invasion of Iran is like asking your local Fire Department to help you burn down your neighbour’s house. *This would call for the use of a very weighty explaining bat.
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Dr Surekha Davies, Historical Monster Consultant (she/her) @drsurekhadavies.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Pedro Sánchez, Prime Minister of Spain: “The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.”
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
🎯🎯
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think Starmer has dealt with Trump better than any other PM in living memory would have done. But in the light of Trump’s latest posts, I agree with those who say the US military bases on UK soil should be closed. They’re not protecting us, they’re making us targets in a war we want no part in.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Bombing Iranian Schools and Universities is so fucking stupid. Apart from the sheer cruelty of it, it will lead to huge increase of young people choosing terrorism.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
All Trump has done since he got elected is make life easier for Putin & Netanyahu. What a fucking moron.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I bet Trump’s holding dialog about Iran with Kushner and Netanyahu on one of his golf courses. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
bbc.co.uk
Iran war: Trump says Tehran 'afraid' to admit to talks as Iran rejects reports of dialogue - follow live
Iran's foreign minister says they have
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@mixmastermorris.bsky.social am in hospital , and have been listening to ‘Its tomorrow already’ again, on repeat. Such a good LP. Thanks Morris, it’s just what I need!
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Been in hospital and have been reading - from cover to cover - a newspaper a friend brought in for me. It’s amazing the number of times I’ve looked at the top left of the page to see what time it is.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
#5debutalbums8589 One of my favourites, still love it Colourbox
Colourbox first LP
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Le Pole Plumber 🔧 @thenihl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 18/03/2026
At this point Trump will need to release all of the Epstein files in order to distract from this war in Iran.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Assumed this was trump before I took a proper look
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Trump threatening his allies if they don’t wipe his arse for him, having spent months bad-mouthing them. Sounds about right.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Of course it suits Putin that the Oil industry is thrown into turmoil and Russian oil suddenly becomes more popular, and trust Trump to fall for it hook, line and sinker. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
theguardian.com
Putin’s ‘hidden hand’ lies behind Iran’s drone tactics, UK defence secretary says
Pilots reportedly adopting Russian tactics as statement in name of new Iranian supreme leader vows continued attacks on US bases
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Very interesting watch indeed, with regard to Trump’s comparison of Kier Starmer to Winston Churchill.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Important to remember that the inept bumbling old twat with the big desk in the Whitehouse isn’t making the big decisions- it’s the nasty fuckers hiding behind him.
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
President of Peace
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
‘The descent of man’
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Alt the & Donna
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Sir Ted Trumpet @sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I really wish Donald Trump would fuck off
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