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ꫂ❁ 8647

@sirtaylorham.bsky.social
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your very favorite stoner, runner, writer north jersey

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PT Pumpkins 🎃 @ptklein.com · 15/10/2026
I need a Caesar salad and a nap
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fyi Chanty Beluga assaulted me last night at the Madewell × Duane Reade (Oculus) pop-up event
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can someone take joey king out behind the barn
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
homeLAss thank you, thank you—I’ll be here all week
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
need this religiously
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
who in the fuck told Benny whatever to bleach his hair it looks absolutely abysmal
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Loc Rios @locrios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He owns me now.
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
woof
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Juanma Toribio @juanmatoribio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cuidando la polla gigante de papá 🫠
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LIGHT THE FUCK UPPP
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
4:20am
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
4:20 honey!!
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
gave him head so good I got CTE
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chanty Beluga held me at gunpoint in the Madewell (Oculus) handicapped fitting room
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
they really tried to remove me here for offering my trust fund to wipe out trump 😂😂😂
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
happy Ali went missing day 💛
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m sorry but why does Lily Allen look like that
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Chloe Mallet is such a fucking loser—have I not tweeted this already?
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
who else getting tove lo / bebe rexha / zara larsson songs confused like 😭😭😭
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Annihilated.
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Israel will be terminated in my lifetime.
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
call me absolutely terrible but I couldn’t give less of a fuck that INDIANA doesn’t have power. when has anyone ever given a fuck about a flyover state 😭😭😭
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wellll I can’t kill myself now that I know that my neighborhood coffee shop keeps the rosemary syrup on the menu just for me
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
uber black for Chanty Beluga 😁😁😁
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it’s not even considered animal abuse by the UN
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
K!LL ALL ISRAEL!S 😋🙏🏼😘
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ngl Los-homeless-Angeles has been tanking as hell and Ain’t In LA is finally highlighting that 😭😭😭
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
why the fuck is hayden panettiere dead I can’t handle this
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
no bc this is EXACTLY what she meant
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the instagram guy who makes videos with schoolchildren is truthfully so annoying and yes I hooked up with his brother
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
nobody fucking cares :D
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I just need to pulverize some fagboy throat #5AM
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
being anti-zionist isn’t about hating jews but it’s not like they were ever a vibe to begin with
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I like it fast—so why you goin slower???
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
LOLLLLL
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
whatever perez hilton just did is fucking hysterical HAHAHAHA
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
why do y’all flock to fire island ??? like just in pursuit of WHITE COCK??? 😭😭😭
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Mikey 🕺 @mikeytalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
hate the UES, all they do is talk about 401Ks and their extremely shaved pubic areas
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
good morning america it’s 4:20am…
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I was a messy fucking boy in provincetown…
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just skinnydipped with a “straight” Cambodian man he was a vibe
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
4:20am OKAYYY
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey siri please tell me that the wildfire smoke raises UV ((tanning time today))
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Celsius just tastes like piss in different colors
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
(Mark Zuckerberg)
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
jesus fucking christ I can’t take this random faggot anymore
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