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ꫂ❁ 8647

@sirtaylorham.bsky.social
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your very favorite stoner, runner, writer north jersey

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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can someone take joey king out behind the barn
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
need this religiously
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
who in the fuck told Benny whatever to bleach his hair it looks absolutely abysmal
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Loc Rios @locrios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He owns me now.
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Juanma Toribio @juanmatoribio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cuidando la polla gigante de papá 🫠
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
4:20am
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
4:20 honey!!
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
gave him head so good I got CTE
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chanty Beluga held me at gunpoint in the Madewell (Oculus) handicapped fitting room
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
they really tried to remove me here for offering my trust fund to wipe out trump 😂😂😂
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m sorry but why does Lily Allen look like that
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Chloe Mallet is such a fucking loser—have I not tweeted this already?
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
who else getting tove lo / bebe rexha / zara larsson songs confused like 😭😭😭
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Israel will be terminated in my lifetime.
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
call me absolutely terrible but I couldn’t give less of a fuck that INDIANA doesn’t have power. when has anyone ever given a fuck about a flyover state 😭😭😭
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wellll I can’t kill myself now that I know that my neighborhood coffee shop keeps the rosemary syrup on the menu just for me
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
uber black for Chanty Beluga 😁😁😁
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
K!LL ALL ISRAEL!S 😋🙏🏼😘
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ngl Los-homeless-Angeles has been tanking as hell and Ain’t In LA is finally highlighting that 😭😭😭
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
why the fuck is hayden panettiere dead I can’t handle this
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the instagram guy who makes videos with schoolchildren is truthfully so annoying and yes I hooked up with his brother
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I just need to pulverize some fagboy throat #5AM
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
being anti-zionist isn’t about hating jews but it’s not like they were ever a vibe to begin with
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I like it fast—so why you goin slower???
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
LOLLLLL
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
whatever perez hilton just did is fucking hysterical HAHAHAHA
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
why do y’all flock to fire island ??? like just in pursuit of WHITE COCK??? 😭😭😭
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Mikey 🕺 @mikeytalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
hate the UES, all they do is talk about 401Ks and their extremely shaved pubic areas
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
good morning america it’s 4:20am…
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I was a messy fucking boy in provincetown…
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just skinnydipped with a “straight” Cambodian man he was a vibe
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
4:20am OKAYYY
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey siri please tell me that the wildfire smoke raises UV ((tanning time today))
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Celsius just tastes like piss in different colors
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
(Mark Zuckerberg)
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
jesus fucking christ I can’t take this random faggot anymore
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
if you’re ugly as fuck why are you going to Fire Island? no—better yet—why are you even going to Fire Island, point blank? even the name is riddled with gauche faggotry my goddd
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
4:20 fags
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
missed 4:20am because I’m actually retarded
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Would. i’m so disgusting
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Butts & Stuff @oceanblip.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
bro it’s too hot to be wearing a condom
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
how has nobody clubbed Alan Dershowitz to death?
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
if I bodyswapped with Clarence Thomas I’d drive to Hudson Yards and throw myself off of that honeycomb structure
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“I used to lick cream off strawberries in the summer. maybe I fucked your dad” literally my summer 2023
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ꫂ❁ 8647 @sirtaylorham.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
amy elliott dunne would be DISGUSTED by what America has become
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