The letters N, S, E and W have been the compass points for long enough. Here are the changes I would make to freshen things up
Sir Michael
@sirmichael.bsky.social
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Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
![Top 7 Least Interesting Facts About The Titanic
[Picture of Abraham Lincoln while not on the Titanic]
1. Due to a combination of not having a ticket and dying 47 years earlier, Abraham Lincoln was not a passenger on the Titanic's maiden voyage.
2. Passengers in 2nd and 3rd class accommodation on the Titanic were unable to send emails after the ship began sinking.
3. There is no evidence that the sinking of the Titanic was caused by the ship being overloaded with heavy lawnmowers. Experts believe it's far more likely to have been caused by a collision with an iceberg.
4. The sinking of the Titanic in 1912 took place before the moon landing in 1969.
5. Nobody over the age of 150 died on the Titanic.
6. If the Atlantic Ocean had been drained of all its water in 1911, everyone on board the Titanic would have survived. However, draining the Atlantic was never considered due to it being logistically unfeasible.
7. The words "Titanic" and "Atlantic" are not anagrams of one another.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7yqyy4ljuhvmzihgdu4rmpqs/bafkreifslwylxdvg6cbenkvmw3o26cgzpov7jzyhibhyi6hwyjsmsxq3ui)
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World News
Disaster Averted!
Tech Support Almost Goes Horribly Wrong
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Earlier today, grocery shop employee and online personality Sir Michael was involved in an unusual slip of the tongue. While talking to his grandmother about a loading problem she had been experiencing with a webpage, Michael suggested "trying it on a different bowser." Was Michael referring to the Super Mario character? No, he was not. He had intended to say "browser" but accidentally omitted the second letter.
Speaking at a press conference after the incident, a visibly emotional Michael said, "I made a mistake. I meant to say browser but I said Bowser instead. Like the character in Mario games. I don't know how it happened as I'm not even into video games but, luckily, Nan didn't notice so it didn't cause any confusion."
Asked afterwards if this incident would affect future tech support for his grandmother, Michael replied, "I wouldn't have thought so, no. It was just a bit of a mix-up. If Nan asks for help with more tech stuff in the future, I won't shy away. You have to be strong enough to come back from errors in this business."
Michael's grandmother was not available for comment on the incident but it is believed she has since got the webpage to load on her iPad.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7yqyy4ljuhvmzihgdu4rmpqs/bafkreie7v5tek6ns3lli7akycqq3hsskn7adwew3mkgn5tecfxcfoz7f2e)
