SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026At a family wedding. Some observations: 1. DJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Singer 1a. Related: Loud does not make better. 2. A comfortable folding chair has yet to be invented 3. Venues that involve lots of walking + open bar = bad 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comChris Farley as Da Bears FanALT: Chris Farley as Da Bears Fan 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Pro Tip: Never rent a car from SIXT. Every kind of terrible. Hertz, Avis & National were all completely sold out. And this was weeks in advance 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Apparently my Christmas present to my entire family will be my plane ticket to visit them. 💰 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Now the Coyote can chase the Roadrunner in the Enterprise. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Analytics" are BS. A tie game where the Rays are at home, yet the Yankees have a 64% chance to win. Analytics must include ESPN wanting the Nielsen ratings of a Yankees win. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Even while RedZone has (limited) ads now, it's not these! 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On a Friday (Take Out The Trash Day), during the busiest sports month. 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To finally alleviate the burden of pressing a button on a kindle. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I was Green Lantern, that ring would never go below 50%. Enough with this 2% nonsense. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Burying the lede on "the move" by posting the same sentence three times. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 27/09/20261st and goal from the 1 and the Jets with the dumbass challenge. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Imagine coming out of a 10 year coma to see Jameis and Mariota are both still starting. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Colts: Check out these ugly uniforms Bills: Hold our beers 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chiefs TD with 12:54 left in the first quarter. Long day ahead for Dolphins. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Seeing the TNF scorestatic.klipy.comJesse Pinkman: What?ALT: Jesse Pinkman: What? 021
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It was more of a "done deal" than the White Sox move, but the Bay Area Giants was a thing, briefly. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Devin McCourty doing that Uber Eats commercial on SNF like he was a hostage. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m no auto mechanic, but I don’t believe it should take 2 hours for an oil change and tire rotation. 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They literally pick sides every Saturday. As for politics, anyone who's paying any sort of attention knows his politics and others on the show. 030
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Feelng smart for paying *only* $3.88 for gas. Every station I passed this AM is around $4.35. (Also feeling old for celebrating this)static.klipy.comBig Brain Meme GestureALT: Big Brain Meme Gesture 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026September 17 is a helluva day to get the "Holiday Shop is open" email from Williams Sonoma. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And here I thought it would be another month…exactly one month! 😉 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's on NBC, and NBC has Sunday Night Football. Football wins. 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He's right. He's 'brown on the inside' because he's full of sh!t. 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Apparently, Kalshi has Giannis & Polymarket has everyone else. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026They need to make sure they include an "Undo" feature in the code. 0270
