SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 9hOn a Friday (Take Out The Trash Day), during the busiest sports month. 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To finally alleviate the burden of pressing a button on a kindle. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I was Green Lantern, that ring would never go below 50%. Enough with this 2% nonsense. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Burying the lede on "the move" by posting the same sentence three times. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 27/09/20261st and goal from the 1 and the Jets with the dumbass challenge. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Imagine coming out of a 10 year coma to see Jameis and Mariota are both still starting. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Colts: Check out these ugly uniforms Bills: Hold our beers 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chiefs TD with 12:54 left in the first quarter. Long day ahead for Dolphins. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Seeing the TNF scorestatic.klipy.comJesse Pinkman: What?ALT: Jesse Pinkman: What? 021
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Devin McCourty doing that Uber Eats commercial on SNF like he was a hostage. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m no auto mechanic, but I don’t believe it should take 2 hours for an oil change and tire rotation. 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Feelng smart for paying *only* $3.88 for gas. Every station I passed this AM is around $4.35. (Also feeling old for celebrating this)static.klipy.comBig Brain Meme GestureALT: Big Brain Meme Gesture 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026September 17 is a helluva day to get the "Holiday Shop is open" email from Williams Sonoma. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Apparently, Kalshi has Giannis & Polymarket has everyone else. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That feeling when you come in to your office and can tell someone has been sitting at your desk. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It took 7 minutes for RedZone to crash. Thanks Goodell. 001
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So tired of the "Rams arrived five minutes ago", so go Niners. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Advance Australia Fair is a solid anthem. It's not O Canada, but still very good. 001
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Netflix bringing the big guns.static.klipy.comFriday Night Lights: Eric Taylor's Iconic QuoteALT: Friday Night Lights: Eric Taylor's Iconic Quote 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's not that it's been 25 years, it's the asking "people who were alive that day..." question.static.klipy.comAging Aging FasterALT: Aging Aging Faster 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Starts at $1999" Duo the price and requiring Duo the hands. 100
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hey Siri, when can regular people buy a regular iPhone? Siri: Not soon (Disclosure: I am not regular people) 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026While I am Team small phone, I am very much not Team folding phone. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just took an entire week of from work and still have 161 hours of PTO and counting. First World Problem. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comWill Smith's Sarcastic 'Hmmmm'ALT: Will Smith's Sarcastic 'Hmmmm' 111
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@jeffcannata.bsky.social Category on Jeopardy Masters tonight,"Totally Rad '80s TV" 🤜🏻💥🤛🏻 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Austin trip cheaper than expected, so that was a win. Feeling meh after not a win, especially since travel is not done. 020
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Shake Shack burger on my Delta flight was surprisingly good for an airplane meal. 000
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This dream died shortly after the pic was taken. 010
SirJohnCard @sirjohncard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hungry for BBQ. Maybe I should go to Austin this weekend. 000
