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Sirius Occoris-Reimer

@siriuslagrange.bsky.social
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He/Him 37 Métis ♠️♿️ Sirius's babyfur account! Incontinent Middle. Ya might not like what you see! Sometimes gross. Happily mated. Mellotron fetish🔞

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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 16h
Having a hyper incontinence issue but instead of it all happening at once, you just have a massive increase of all-around output through the day. And yes your morning diaper can still look like a bean bag chair before your change/hose down lol
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 16h
Having a hyper incontinence issue but instead of it all happening at once, you just have a massive increase of all-around output through the day. And yes your morning diaper can still look like a bean bag chair before your change/hose down lol
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cancel your Discord Nitro, subscribe to FA.
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Jimmy Wuffster 🔞 @jimmy.wuffster.live · 21h
A few years ago I’d have said FA was suffering from its own inertia, lack of functional updates, and bad moderation But it’s made pretty big strides to address all of that. And while it’s by no means perfect, it’s not something we can afford to lose right now
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Alioth Fox (@ Carolina FurFare) @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 30/09/2026
You don't have to agree with every direction FA has taken. But losing Fur Affinity would legitimately be one of the most catastrophic things that could happen to the furry fandom. Literal decades of art, including much that can't be found anywhere else, gone. Get FA+ if you can.
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 21h
I mean there’s this weirdo that’s basically claiming FA banning their account is attempted murder so idk anymore rofl
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 21h
Imagine being so far out of date you still think IMVU still owns FA uhhhhg posts like this be coming out today looking like Twitter posts from 2015. Other bangers today from others: “I only answer to Dragoneer!” (U ok?) “Bring back cub porn!” “Remove cub porn or perish” (??) People are STUPID.
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 21h
Furaffinity has always been a cornerstone to the community, and current staff have shown how much they care about keeping that legacy alive. Let’s keep them going eh?
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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 30/09/2026
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think also, the replacement of brand names can be hard, simply because if you try to sound to similar, it sounds like parody, and making up new ones is hard. Easiest thing is to just not mention brands or companies, I suppose
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One thing that bothers me when I’m attempting my babyfur fiction is that the Big 3 diaper brand names are such a HUGE trigger for me in dialogue, and all the replacements I can come up with barely get close. Best I could come up with was Scampers for well, you know. Any advice getting over that?
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t mind me just cryin tonight
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also for the weirdos who think a greymuzzle is in their 30’s… I have a physical condition where I might not live to my 60’s, and I’m past midlife already. Appreciate your life, I will NOT be around 15 years from now, so live and appreciate your lives
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My view is that identifying as “old” for over half your lifespan” is bizarre and messed up. So, after 30 you’re geriactric “grey muzzle” hah fuck that and fuck you you stupid crunt. I’m in my prime of life here as you should be, we don’t die at 50 ffffffff
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To combine the look and function, I think it would be cute wearing a pinned cloth diaper over top of your disposable, having it just be a cover. Then complete it with the classic shirt, socks and, shoes pants-less look, you get cute toddler waddle, you look cute, AND still have maximum protection!
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Alioth Fox (@ Carolina FurFare) @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 28/09/2026
"Are you proship or antiship?" I'm almost 40.
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Alioth Fox (@ Carolina FurFare) @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 28/09/2026
"The dog character from Forgotten Island is under 18!" "Nuh uh, the director said he's actually centuries old!" The dog character from Forgotten Island is not REAL. He is pixels on a screen. Light from a projector. You know what IS real? Grass. You should consider going outside and touching it.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The current use of the slang "cooked" has also been tarnished beyond use and mostly used online by white redditors claiming their country is suddenly broken beyond repair because a brown person allegedly did a bad thing on a youtube video
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But no finding someone here who did not know or believe Dragoneer died was not on my bingo card
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Biggest complaints I’ve seen about FurAffinity: 1: they won’t bring back cub porn :( 2: they banned “maps” :( 3: zeta zoos being banned :( 4: new (now very many year old) layout unviewable on 14 year old computer :( 5: staff trying to murder me though banning me. Wtf
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I curiously checked out messages here regarding FurAffinity and uh, damn, are people ok? There’s at least one person who’s “Declared war” because they got banned for accusing FA mods for “attempted murder” and then being too stupid to understand legal threats activate legal action team.
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never play chicken or give in when your little refuses a diaper change, we all know seeing who breaks first leads to you scrubbing the floor. Be firm despite the protests, a quick change takes less time than cleaning up a leaking mess. Also rashes. #abdl #babyfur #diapers #agere
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I literally had a wet dream yesterday morning and it was niiice. I guess I was basically half asleep and started getting rowdy in dream state
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The name is Fuckus Fuckus The Fuckhound
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh now how I want you out of nature Take me where they're talkin revelation Know how I'm watching for elation Petty fool, they have a room, you standing doll #HEllSING #ANIME #op
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn, people on Reddit cannot understand that it’s possible not to have any exposure to pop music these days. At all. I don’t commute, I listen to specific genres, I don’t watch music awards shows, monoculture is dead, I don’t work retail. I only knew what Despacito sounded like last year. Fuck.
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly I just want a chastity cage so I can keep my junk in place
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope when I die I can be wolf again.
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For whatever reason, my Karma cycle is mostly DOG. I was probably Dhole a few times (Invented the grossest bathroom), Jackal, Coyote... Human now? It's beyond me. It feels like I'm sucseeding but...can I be wolf again? Human is too hard, hunting and snuggling baby was so much more rewarding
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm so fuckin my identity where I see an Irish Wolfhound and SCREAM THAT ME. WHY?! DAT ME!!! AHH It makes no sense but it makes so much sense. Fuck. I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS This is probably my first try at being human. Have I failed?
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also someone please draw Sirius being swallowed by 3 tape Attends thanks
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In hindsight, Ladywood sounds like a terrible city name
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you bisexual dice polycule
image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*Myles going through Jidanni’s bag* “Whoa, wth is a Gigalax…” J: “Don’t touch that! It’s very strong, the effects last hours, the aftershocks for days, and leaves you completely incontinent for up for a month!” M: “But…why?” J: “Punishment, but I’d argue moreso for the caretaker than the recipient”
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 23/02/2026
If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Venn you see the truth...
Venn diagram. Top circle, Canada Geese. Bottom left circle, Toddler. Bottom right circle, Anti-Vaxxer

Intersection Canada Geese/Toddler: always pooping
Intersection Canada Geese/Anti-Vaxxer: wants everydead
Intersection Toddler/Anti-Vaxxer: incoherent ramblings
Intersection of all 3: can't reason with them
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Chaparral Coyote @acute.dog · 17/10/2025
Jim Henson's Muppet Babies (1984) watching people freak out about babyfurs or something again IDK
what it says in the post
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sirius: "So you're saying you took me - a profoundly incontinent 7 year old regressee - to a time period where I can't even get proper fit diapers for my age AND your garment fabricator broke?!" Jidanni: "You do look adorable when being swallowed by a 3-tape Attends..." S: "IT'S HALFWAY UP MY BODY"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if u need a problem i'm here
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Dog with Glasses Plushie @dog.labeledrude.online · 19/09/2026
A new article from me: I've been around for decades of discourse about the GIMP, and it's high time to retire this conversation forever. I'll contribute my last word on it: aria.dog/barks/gnu-im...
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Let's stop debating the Gnu Imp Manipulation Program—Aria’s Barks
We had the same conversation for over 20 years.
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When a man hit your eye with a big pizza pie, thats Assault
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
New Yorkers should know whether the apartment they’re looking at is real. That’s why we’re working to require apartment listings to clearly disclose when images and videos have been generated by AI. Finding a home in New York is hard enough without artificially generating more problems.
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Is That Fireplace Real or A.I.?
Listing sites are littered with homes with fake fireplaces, improved views and virtual landscaping, raising false advertising concerns.
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have to say, my little adventure giving a couple “AI” LLMs a shot has been far more disturbing than useful, and I definitely can see how people would get down a rabbit hole of not thinking. Damn this bubble pop is going to be rough, especially since it’s still being forced on us
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James Webert @jameswebert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
some kangawoos until i want to make lines
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King Chance @king-infernape.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm reinstating this account earlier than I wanted to so I could make one thing very clear: I do not resent Puddles in any way shape or form for speaking up about my issue against my wishes. I wanted this to remain private, and Puddles is one of only like 3 people that knows all I've gone through.
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m so many expansions behind in WoWit feels like no reason to start again lol Last one I finished completely was BfA
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Sirius Occoris-Reimer @siriuslagrange.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Revolver Fragile Phobia Meteora Tarkus Foxtrot Iowa Storm Violet Red
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Peryton → Howl @furrysexcomics.ca · 15/09/2026
Are you speaking Vore Standard English?
The nefarious Peryton custom
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