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Balkan Brian (haunted)

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johnny skeet badd @johnnypostbadd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social postgame special, with homegrown sweet pickle relish (light habanero on bottom, serious habanero on the top 2)
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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey, is this anything?
Coke bottle turned upside down with the Texas Longhorns logo on it
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hole on main coward
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My oldest, when he was just a baby, hitting the horns down
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hahahhahahaa
longhorns down
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what an incredible three days if you root for the Dallas Cowboys and the Texas Longhorns
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/what...
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TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If OUs offense scores more than twice all game I'll post hole on main
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HE DID IT
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lol
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My prediction for Red River is that this is going to be a John Mateer game.
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just turned on the tv what happened
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lol
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tied at 24 and Tob still doesn’t have to show hole as best I can tell
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just drove to Waco wtf is Texas doing lol
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GrizzboarderNC @grizzboardnc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watching the rotorooter guy snake
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not even 1 conference championship NIL class
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Google their net worth
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They all have half a water and an empty beer and have since 11:30 CST
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s a table of Aggies here that were here before me. 6 of them, 3 couples. They all look 19 and haven’t ordered a drink in 2+ hours. Should I act belligerent and insist on buying them all a drink?
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s dead, dick
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m walking home from here motherfuckers, I’ll stay here until @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social afterdark IDGAF
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had lunch at my neighborhood bar/restaurant and I want to go home now but this place is packed with Texas & OU fans who want to sit down and fuck them
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It won’t last
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’re Texas A&M! Don’t hire the Alabama WR coach! Hire some G6 burnout who scored 50 ppg as the OC of a Big 12 school in 2022
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get a fun offensive coordinator for the love of fucking Christ
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve worked my way into 1 degree of separation from Baylor’s biggest donor. And I’m about to bring it all down on Cody Campbell’s head.
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Have the biggest piece of shit donor in all of college sports 🫡”
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Though if you want to look at it another way, of course a rural Texas school district employee hates The Vouchers Governor
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
TCU QB :(
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You have access to Texas high schools and like 30 trillion dollars and you’re 3 quarters into a game with Missouri and have 3 points.
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Looking inept against Missouri” is exactly what I would have wished for and now it feels gross and sad for some reason, I don’t like it
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My whole life I’ve wanted Texas A&M to stink exactly this bad and it doesn’t even feel good for some reason y’all need to fix this
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is he real?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
get you a quick shine
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He got fireworks last weekend fuck him
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If Indiana doesn’t win I think we’re all in agreement that it’s the former TCU QB’s fault and that they’re the worst university on earth and the only program stinky enough to ruin Indiana football.
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m Pete Ricketts and I approve this message.
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is a very unique code that I feel like we just now cracked.
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My team is on a bye so I feel comfortable saying, I love that we have a weird, cerebral, former elite DC as our head coach, a wide open, fast pace, score 60 points, former head coach OC, and the former Kansas State DC, former North Dakota St DB coach as our DC.
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The funny thing about A&M is that they’re only a 7 win team because they’re an Adidas school. 10 wins every year if they had a Nike deal.
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me 🤝
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I saved this in my drafts on Tuesday in case A&M beats Missouri, just a heads up.
My drafts folder and 4 days ago I saved “Human SECentipede #itjustmeansmore”
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We’re less than 2 months away from the 10 year anniversary of Matt Rhule’s last win vs a ranked team
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t gamble but if I were to I’d be putting everything I could on Indiana right now
Matt Rhule has a career record of 2 wins and 26 losses (2-26) against AP Top 25 ranked teams across his college coaching tenure at Temple, Baylor, and Nebraska. XX+1
Career Record Against Ranked Teams
• Overall Record: 2-26
• At Temple: Earned both of his career ranked victories here, with the last one coming on December 3, 2016, against No. 19/20 Navy in the American Athletic Conference Championship Game.
• At Baylor: 0-fer (winless against Top 25 opponents during his tenure).
• At Nebraska: 0-9 against ranked opponents as of late 2025/early 2026.
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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh nice it’s IndyCar exec Dough Balls
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“oh, look at me, I’m Athens Grease. I’m the best dressed man who’s ever lived and I have a cool flannel shirt with rolled up sleeves and look like this.” fuck you dude
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ohio’s sexuality is too dangerous and powerful to just talk about on social media. When I’m governor I will harness it to make us energy independent.
Ryan Day in a coach’s polo with clearly visible nipple piercings
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The two sexiest states if nothing else
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