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Dr Panda

@sirdrpanda.bsky.social
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Death to genocidal maniacs! Reinstate the guillotine for the Epstein class and Zionists! Destroy capitalism and imperialism! Severely burnt out Anti-Capitalist Panda that has had to life through one too many once-in-a-lifetime events.

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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 9h
And we should start force-feeding those tech shitheads a dose of good old cyanide.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 20h
Rock on!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 21h
Well, once you played it and have an opinion, let's hear it ☺️
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 21h
Ohoo, that looks intriguing
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice. Though I see the disk game to the right for the first time
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For a second I read "I love cats and bricks" and thought to myself, what an interesting combination of cat-dad and brick-throwing anarchist you would make. You motto: "Have a kitty and a bricky"
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh man, thank you for helping me. I was under the impression that this was a very inclusive diner for people with "piggy-hand" syndrome. Glad you could clear that up for me ^^
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Seinfeld: George's 'Gotcha' Wink
ALT: Seinfeld: George's 'Gotcha' Wink
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well shit...
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wario is simply the best!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AI bros be like: "ew, get that thing away from me. I have abandoned thinking years ago, I shall never return to it"
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@newsfromgoogle.bsky.social Yo Google! What's the big idea? Now I cannot even watch the parts of a video INBETWEEN ads without having my Fullscreen split by other ads? Are fucking serious? Are you all huffing glue or something? I hope the EU wrecks your shit because this is beyond the pale!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2029: you are shocked how you could have ever been shocked about people's eagerness to willingly engage with what WILL harm them
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice, a communal bbq would hit just the spot ^^ Now we only need someone to provide some booze, I shall bring a couple of grills and a buttload of charcoal!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, if all works out we won't have to hunger because we will be eating those f**king tech billionaires
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the bad things happening is throwing him and all other tech billionaires into an active volcano, I think I can live with that...
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imma be honest, if I walk those grounds during a cloudy night, and the moon starts shining through the clouds, it light hitting those, I shall have loaded my pants in a measure unknown to myself.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Show your woodwork! Show your woodwork! Show your woodwork! Show your woodwork!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The single positive aspect of Facebook
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sign me up to the shawarma king tournament! I'll trounce those skinny kids and become the ultimate king without any shaman abilities!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brain needs sugar to work properly! I myself currently hunger myself down without a single thought about my health, and I can assure you, that the lack of energy for my brain drains so many of my functions.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dude, now I am going to have nightmares!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since Xi has already left the US, I can break my silence. The two pandas are just two chinese spies in panda costumes! I should know, since there are so few pandas alive that I would have meet the two before. And since I didn't that means only one thing!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would say yes. After all, having achievements has become the norm, putting it in the demo will make it seem more permanent and promising to players. More solid instead of a wispy memory passing through.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Carefully not to dip the buckwheat cake into the coffee, lest you won't mind it completely disappearing ^^
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bear does not seem to be very comfortable with smiling as bright as you. Hope he feels more comfortable in the future. ☺️
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In der Tat, in der Tat.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This old panda remembers!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Hehehehe Lizard
ALT: Hehehehe Lizard
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a wise and magnificent boi!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ha, what a pathetic gremlin ^^ the pope got him butthurt without even knowing that he even existed.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah yes, the season of autism. The leaves turn, the wind gets chilly, the nights get longer, the clothes get cozier. Much better than the season of neurotypica, where everything is loud, stuffy, to bright and too hectic.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never be afraid to talk about things that make your life difficult
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice!
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 03/10/2026
Tbh if you use AI in retro games you're just a sad clout chaser
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Though that might me quite a change, I am honestly of the opinion that this could help you to just merely scratch the burnout crash instead of falling straight into it. Here is hoping ☺️
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please take that seriously (Not that I want to imply that you don't) The last stage before absolute collapse is a phase where you take on more and more in a false hope of productivity (or rehabilitation), when in fact your dopamine starved brain just needs something, anything, to experience success
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been collecting more of those ever since...
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At age 35 I had my first burnout.... Yay me... 🥴
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Kronk: Mission Accomplished
ALT: Kronk: Mission Accomplished
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Digital asbestos, I shall copy that into my arsenal of anti AI descriptors!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey @bsky.app this your doing? Because if so, be so kind and add me to that mailer. Why? Because I absolutely agree to this, regarding what Sam Sociopath Altman's fate should be! I'll make it easier, the only remedy against this current plague of mad CEOs is the good old fashioned guillotine!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry, no party at this front. Just a work-from-home dad with three kids and five pets. Hope you managed to fight off the boredom, even without the switch ☺️
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If robotics progress was faster (in the sex bot industry), I believe there is a real chance more people would have stood up against the rampant AI craze, because they would be fundamentally pissed off if their ferrari priced flesh clanker started hallucinating and getting their name wrong...
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we keep poisoning ourselves with a lot of things every day. Almonds (cyanide), tomatoes/potatoes (solanine), rhubarb (oxalic acid) and so much more. After all we are nature's greatest weirdos But you are correct about us collectively drinking way too much and too easily (cuz socially accepted 😮‍💨)
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry, but that is not being a hermit, that is being an eccentric ^^ I can see the similarities that would let one mix them up though 😉
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Question! What kind of hermit? Hermits of the woods? Hermits on tall mountains? Hermits of the desert? Hermits in the jungle? Hermits in Space? Kermits?
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The chosen one!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus Denton, better late than never. Anyway, HQ needs you to capture the heads of the evil cabal of business man. Use of lethal force granted
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mighty PumpKing of the royal house FartBlaster!
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