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Dr Panda

@sirdrpanda.bsky.social
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Death to genocidal maniacs! Reinstate the guillotine for the Epstein class and Zionists! Destroy capitalism and imperialism! Severely burnt out Anti-Capitalist Panda that has had to life through one too many once-in-a-lifetime events.

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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nyehehehehe youtube.com/shorts/_92dH...
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Science Has Been Lying to Us 😂 #funny #hopecore #hopelesscore
YouTube video by Hopeless Core
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because it must be said as often as possible: - Destroy feudalistic capitalism! - Eat the billionaires! - Kill ALL Nazis (those from Israel especially)! - Free the oppressed! - Behead leaders of imperialism! Perhaps I forgot something, let me know.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To everyone that thinks they are funny, my local shoe store thinks they are way funnier
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you skip leg day
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maaaan, this little stinker with a yellow bottle cap in his mouth is making me go gray! Too smart to let fences stop him Too stubborn to follow commands once he broke out of our plot Too stupid to realize that other plots and lawns are not his to defend What a little menace!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not a single day too early for this disgusting piece of shit, Robert Kraft, to die Supporting Israel, giving them money to slaughter thousands of babies is vile enough already, but also using his influence to silence Palestine advocates is just too much! Just die! youtube.com/post/UgkxcW-...
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The billionaire owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, has supported and donated funds to Israel for decades. Now, he’s lobbied stadium owners to g...
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That rotten piece of human waste in a flabby skin suit shall never escape the turtle comparisons, especially when now even his face has the same expression like that of a turtle with brain damage
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The most pathetic thing about the Ed Sheeran and Macklemore situation is, that forbidding calls to action is not neutral. Forbidding calls to action is in fact direct support for Israel. So Sheeran can shove his fake cowards neutrality right up his arse! Go Macklemore! www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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Zach Soares @voxels.ca · 11/09/2026
I'm available for work! - Characters - Rigging and Animations - Environments Art I've worked on Teardown, Vampire Crawlers, Moonglow Bay and many more! Feel free to DM me or email zachary.soares@zsinked.com
Teardown Marketing screenshot showcasing the second level of the Relics of Barkuna DLC. Vampire Crawlers screenshot from within the library. Environment art can be seen with the array of bookshelves and propsMoonglow Bay selfies screenshot from the main character. Soft and light art styleA screenshot from On The Nose, interrogating our first suspect Mr. Deerest.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So my wife just printed out homework for my son (he forgot his maths book in school... AGAIN) But she thought that the watermarks of the online versions were in the way. So she asked ChatGPT, without telling us! He and I sat for an hour trying to solve math problems that are unsolvable garbage!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I need someone who is good with dietary labels to help me. Past years have turned me into somebody who eats primarily vegetarian, occasionally meat. Not because I am a converted vegetarian, but because I am a spiteful piece of shit that won't touch any meat that would help corpo parasites grow...
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This just in: Sellout Billionaire that put all his money into AI now claims they have mastered AI, grasping onto every last cent of brainless-investor-capital Or in other words: get fucked Huang, I hope you pop just like the AI bubble will!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This august I lost 16kg (approx 32 pound) which rounds out to 12% of my body weight. You might wonder how I did that? Easy, I did these three steps: 1. Realize that you have to much weight 2. Get in a fight with your spouse 3. Hate yourself ... So anyway, DON'T DO THAT! Wegovy is much healthier
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Holy moly, what a game! A world where traffic laws are ignored, elementary schoolers are expandable and maniacs drift like they are from initial D. What a perfect real life sim ^^ But all jokes aside, I'm gonna try this ASAP!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was itching for a nice resource management game with building aspect, upgrade trees and an overall whimsical but also not too cartoonie vibe. And hellllloooo did I get lucky with this one here!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mushrooms, cheese and tofu are my new norm! Fuck the meat industry! Fuck the giant reseller parasites! And when I still want to eat meat, I'd rather drive hours to a butcher that sources his own meat or gets it from a local farmer. I hope those corpo fucks will weep and die once the money stops!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Heath Ledger's Joker Says Hi in The Dark Knight
ALT: Heath Ledger's Joker Says Hi in The Dark Knight
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Currently on a bit of a Studio Trigger bender. Promare, little witch academia, BNA, delicious in dungeon, Cyberpunk Edgerunner ... You know, the good shit! Yet I have to admit, from all the anime they have created, my guilty pleasure remains kill la kill. Because it is just insane! And I love it!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sitting here at 10pm, on a bench next to a field, my dog sprinting around like a lunatic, while I try to learn vietnamese... At least the temperature is fine
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Eine Nachricht an die österreichischen Grünen: So geht Grün! Und nicht so wie ihr aktuell macht, faschistischen Ausbeutern den Hof machen und auf alle ihre Forderungen Bedingungslos eingehen! Lasst euch ein verdammtes Rückgrad wachsen und startet eure Arbeit für die Welt und die Natur, ihr Pisser!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Truly sad to have only 12 episodes. With more episodes or even a few seasons this could have been truly a marvel.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Currently rewatching BNA. Truth be told, I truly adore this series, but as a spiritual successor to "Little Witch Academia" it is missing something. But that aside, I had truly forgotten how in-depth the in-world history and world building was. Truly great show in its own rights ☺️
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just finished it again. Dear lord, this anime couldn't have hit the current world more accurately even if they had time travel at their disposal. Stoking, absorbing and using hate to take control over the world; war hungry statesmen searching for excuses to declare war... And much more!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Currently rewatching "Little Witch Academia". Totally forgot that there is a subplot with exploiting the sorcerer stone and the leylines for magical data centers! And the purposeful addiction of the students to the new system! Truly ahead of it's time this show!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man, this movie is truly something! It was gripping, it was funny, it was emotional but most of all, it was something truly special!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Question: Should all the decent people move to Mars (given it would be possible) or all the rich shitheads and their apostles/acolytes? My personal choice would be the latter one. Let them destroy mars and stay away from earth forever so we can fix what they destroyed!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Consultant: We have sold one million glass-half-full contracts. Now let's see if any of the unpaid interns know how to make glasses. Also, what do they even mean with half full? Get an offshore junior to analyze this ASAP!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maaaan, this is getting eldritch
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@mandziy.bsky.social God sir! I must come to you with a personal gripe! There simple are NOT ENOUGH Salahaddin shorts in circulation! Especially old man Salahaddin! I demand rectification of this shortcoming. And should my words not sway you, I have one secret weapon in store: Pwetty Pwease!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hi there Rosetta Stone, I have an issue with your mobile app How come for every recorded line (repeating/creating phrases) it does not count if I hit the inflections correct and sound the words out correct? The only thing that matters is to perfectly immitate the speaker. Even the mumbling ones!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The quaint and idyllic repair shop from Restory? Sign me the fuck up, hell I'll even do two years there!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Whole ass "Germknödel" (Austrian sweet yeast dumpling filled with plum jam) and Yorkshire Tea Gold. My communion is gonna get people stuffed and alert ^^
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dieser kahle Sozialparasit ist der österreichische Kanzler Christian Stocker, und er ist ein letztklassiges Stück Scheiße! This bald headed social parasite is the Austrian chancellor Christian Stocker, and he is a bottom grade piece of shit!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Death penalties for all living fossile fuel executives and politicians, that refused to do anything against climate change even though they had all the data! I want to see them dead! Each and every one of them!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck Harry Potter! Go watch Mob Psycho 100
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Mob Psycho 100: Shigeo Kageyama Sweating
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Austria, my home turf is about to be hit by another extreme heatwave. Since this heatwave has been hitting other regions before that, what shall we call this one? The BP-Heatwave? The Shell-Heatwave?
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is dead! Fuck yeah! One down, a few thousand left to go! Rot in hell with Kissinger and Kirk you piece of shit! But leave the poor devil alone, he did not deserve this fate of having you around him
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is Gustav, he thinks he is good at climbing. He is not. Today he crawled on top of the guinea pig hay basket and fell in. Please send the poor sop well whishes, because he had his dreams of being a pro athlete climber crushed today.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Indeed! Fix your hearts or die!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Poor doggo, suffering from a yeast skin infection during the hottest week on record. We are sitting on the floor tiles with a fan directed at us, though that only helps a little bit.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well, at least SOME good news, I guess. Now we only need that to repeat a couple of hundret thousand more times and the world can become a beautiful place once more.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Every single day those billionaire fucks give us more and more reason to hate them. I suggest we give them what they want as well as what they deserve. Oil up the guillotines everybody!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social Question for the smart man! If a person could only ever eat bread to satiate hunger and prevent dehydration, which type of bread would qualify for this task? Given the different moisture content of differen sorts of bread.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If you are a billionaire, you deserve the electric chair.
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I could never stand Seinfeld, but I was yet unable to pinpoint the exact reason why. Well, now it is obvious why I could never stand this fucker, find this smarmy wanker charming or even think this cretin is funny. Fuck you Jerry you cunt! youtube.com/shorts/3ItDl...
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US comedian Jerry Seinfeld says Palestine ‘doesn’t exist’
YouTube video by Middle East Eye
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@gooseworx.bsky.social Hey gooseworx, great work with the finale! Am so glad I didn't get spoiled by the leaks before and got to enjoy it the intended way! Hoping to see some of your work again in the future! Cheers!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Why my daughter's gatto sooo stuuuuubid?????
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Been a Humble Bundle member since 2012. Just redeemed all my games from the past 10 years (been a bit lazy with that). My Steam library grew from 512 to 1147 games! Took me two full weeks to redeem them all!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
To the people whose obituaries I am eagerly awaiting every single day when I wake up (which has become soooo long). Can you please hurry the fuck up and croak already? Because that would literally be the only thing for humanity you wastes of skins have ever done!
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Dr Panda @sirdrpanda.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Harsh but fair youtube.com/watch?v=j9Mu...
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Why Are Americans So Bloody Stupid?
YouTube video by Taboo Education - Let's Talk Death
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