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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

4 years and still in early access. Gonna beat the record by 7 Days To Die, yeah? Maybe Project Zomboid?

Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Erratic. Can’t tell if I’m horny or if this is the early stages of a heart attack. Either way, I hope the ambulance shows before me corpse start rottin’ - be a shame to lower the property value over a stiff with a stiffy.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Depends on my meds. Goes anywhere from green to red to irrigo to

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

You and your friends are about to be sued into oblivion by Nintendo's lawyers.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Guns just lower the barrier of entry.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Everyone on this post just wants to kill cats.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I reckon ice-cold can of coke would feel awful between boobs.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Why would you even need an interim cert when you don't even have any announced update?

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

You better mean the damn oranges and not your ass. That's cannibalism and it's frowned upon in most civilised society.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Miku is like... 20 years old by now. I remember one of my very first shoots was with a miku at an event. Can't remember she was anymore. Mmh.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Short, shrivelled, and slightly to the left.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

So is he permabanned or is it just glyph removal?

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

No, disable all abilities, like the Apex SP tank fight. Disable slam attacks, so no cheesing either.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Yeah, disable all abilities throughout the fight.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

It's 2025. Nobody says "Oriental" anymore.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Yeah, i can't imagine how the rest of us managed to do it. A mystery, to be sure.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

That's disgusting. Places like these should go out of business.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Sweet. Happy birthday, Miss... Key? Miss Carry? Happy birthday anyway! ♥♥♥♥♥

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

yeah im not playing where's waldo on fucking bsky; what's the difference?

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Well. You learn something new every day. How about that.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Fake. Boyscout doesn't smile. His face would probably shatter if he tried.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Disgusting. She should get rid of this 'boyfriend' filth.

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