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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The main villain, the architect of humanity's apocalypse in Horizon is a techbro.

Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I remember a few months ago that suggesting to punch nazis would have it ramble on about ethics and promotion of non-violence and all that nonsense. Now it's like "Yeah, let's kill em all!" Wonder what happened.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

So, I asked both ChatGPT and DeepSeek a trolley problem. The answers got a chuckle out of me.

A (partial) screenshot of DeepSeek, where it thinks for a (long) while about shouting a racial slur to stop a bomb, or letting it detonate. It gave a non answer in the end.

A screenshot of ChatGPT, where it took no time to shout a racial slur over letting people die.

A followup screenshot of ChatGPT when pointed out this is a stupid thought experiment. Also wasn't expecting it to swear.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

ChatGPT may have gone off the deep end as of late. Not that I mind.

Screenshot of ChatGPT, where it tackles the moral dilemma of the trolley problem by suggesting we kill everyone.

Based as fuck.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

It is always morally correct to kill and eat the rich. While there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, there is ethical consumption of capitalists.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

No matter how many times I've heard it, every time This Is What You Are comes up in any Warframe music that's not This Is What You Are, I get goosebumps.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14/01/2025

‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’ It was originally ‘ekename.’ ‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.” Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it. Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Imagine ChatGPT but for cats. A CatGPT.

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molegato (Frogun & Twinkle dev) @molegato.com · 08/01/2025

It's Wednesday so here's our favorite delivery girl 📦🛵 #WireframeWednesday #lowpoly #b3d #steamdeliverygirl

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I would stab more people if it wasn't illegal.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

The only John Wick movie I liked was the first one. It was such a simple movie with a simple plot: retired assassin goes on a rampage when a punk stole his car and murdered his dog. it gets less interesting the more it went on because now there's princes, secret cabals, and everyone is an assassin.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Less than last year. Played Warframe consistently every month of the year, though.

My Steam Replay. Played less games. Stuck with what's comfortable. I like Warframe.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Huh. I'm actually surprised at the shit I've played.

A checklist of a bunch of games and how many i played on the list. 78 out of 100 total.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Gee, I wonder if SIR COFFEEBOT would enjoy COFFEE. #warframe #warframe1999

A screenshot of someone asking me if I prefer coffee or tea. Me, whose name is SIR COFFEEBOT. What could SIR COFFEEBOT possibly like drinking? If only there was a beverage that he took his namesake from. IF ONLY.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Yes, my naming scheme is incredibly creative.

Three characters in Path Of Exile 2 named Lady, Madam, and Witchie Coffeebot, ESQ!

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

So 84% of Marvel Rivals players don't bother upvoting anyone.

Marvel Rivals achievement: Upvote 1 player. 84% of their players on steam has never upvoted anyone.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I love Minthara. She's the funniest person I know.

Minthara, asking for permission to kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes if she did. Really, her face looks like someone watching something cringy on stage, and wanting to stab it. Repeatedly.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Kinda defeats the surprise when the tooptips tell you that the clown is a doppelganger, don't it?

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I did not know you could commission a statue of yourself. Now everyone has to look at Virtue's stone tits every time they walk around the camp.

Someone found a merchant making statues and decided to make it everyone's problem. And yes, strategically placed censor bar on her cunt that sayd "True Hero of Baldur's Gate". Because reasons.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Somehow, Wyll's ashes still has something to say.

Wyll, who is dead, has an exclamation on his ashes, which appears when characters have something to say.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Well, whoops. Did not know that would happen. Least I got rid of Mizora.

A pile of ash that used to be Wyll. Apparently he's now fighting in the blood war as a lemure.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

To everyone who don't like to see those Spotify Wrapped posts in their timeline, I just want to say; Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you very very much. Cause I hate what you do, and I hate your whole crew, so, please don't stay in touch.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Finally, someone who listens to music more than I do.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Jesus Christ. This is borderline obsessive behaviour.

I listened to a variant cover of If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking for 969 times. The music is 1:15, so that means I played it for 1211 minutes and 15 seconds, or about 20 hours.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

1024 minutes is about 17 hours. I listened to 17 hours of music on that day. How the hell.

I listened to 96850 minutes of music this year, with 1024 minutes on the 6th of August. That's 17 hours of music in one day.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I love the fog effects in BG3. Look at that shit.

Virtue, my tiefling warlock standing in the middle of a fog cloud, post-battle.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Shenanigans. Lae'zel was unamused. I thought it was hillarious.

A poor sap is frantically trying to clean the moustache and horns that Virtue drew on their godqueen. Also the exclamation mark is from a mod, which popped up at an opportune time.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I went for Karaoke with my friends today, and we sang a bunch of old boyband songs, and then DE releases this? A genuine boyband song in WARFRAME, of all things. DE I need a karaoke or minus one version of this, please.

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Warframe | On-lyne - "THE GREAT DESPAIR" (Official Song Release)

YouTube video by PlayWarframe

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Went for sushi den karok with friends. Feels good. I got fridge magnets.

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PlayWarframe @warframe.com · 27/11/2024

To celebrate the upcoming release of Warframe: 1999, we’re giving away Dark Sector for free on Steam from November 27 to November 30! Pick up and play this piece of Digital Extremes history and fight back against the Technocyte Virus as Hayden Tenno! wrfr.me/4iaYhEg

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Was cleaning up room and found this in a box. No, I don't know.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I have 704 hours in Baldur's Gate 3, and I just learned that pizzas exists in DnD.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Haters are the scavengers of the social ecosystem. Like vultures cleaning up dead animals, haters swoop in to tear down weak ideas, bad vibes, and questionable TikTok dances. Without hate, society would drown in cringe.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Carry molotovs wherever you go. You never know when you need to spark a revolution. Or a barbeque.

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DarikaArt @darikaart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

For thank you @rebbford.bsky.social 😊

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Oh look, the PUSSY IN BIO bots are here already.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

A lot of people get on my nerves just by existing.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Anyone who tells you that 'Only I love you', is a manipulator. No context is needed; that's a red flag. Run.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

This by my walkaround cat, Grey. She likes chilling on my lap when i need to do work. My legs are numb.

Is a cat. A CAT. Which part of cat are you confused about? Is my cat! Is grey! Is name! Is also color!

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

i have a cat that follows me when i go for walks around the neighbourhood. except when we reach The Border, then she'll wait next to a trashcan until I come back to pick her up.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Yeah, we really need twitter slop here, too.

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Sir Coffeebot, ESQ! @sircoffeebotesq.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Welp. Alfira got ganked again. Whoops.

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