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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 22h

Look, I know you'd rather chew glass than accept self checkouts are staying, but this is pathetic. If the scanner is on the left, and the counter is on the right, scan from left to right. If you go right left right, it'll scan twice. Life WILL get easier if you just think for 2 fucking seconds.

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

To whom it may concern, We're aware Trump lied about getting better ratings than the NFL because that was ten fucking preposterouses ago, possibly eleven by the time I push post. Wanna tell us all about Jimothy while you're hitting these stories at the height of their popularity?

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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Even bad pizza is still pretty good" No. You just haven't had bad enough pizza yet. There's pizza out there being served so vile it will make you question life. What I'm saying is respect Little Caesars

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Maybe self checkouts wouldn't be so bad if your dumb ass didn't pay for things exclusively in singles and rusty coins.

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Somedays it feels like the majority of Americans decided "Weaponized Incompetence" was a lifestyle instead of an insult.

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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Because: 1. They understood their oath to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States and, 2. They're fucking adults, not whiny toddlers.

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When he dies, we should have a country-wide dance to Against the Kitchen Floor.

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't want to come off as cruel, I just think we might live in a slightly better society if it was legal to cattle-prod children and their guardians for not teaching them about "inside voice." Maybe they wouldn't grow up to be the assholes who leave their phones on speaker-mode all the time.

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Alf: Just A Thought

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Madame DM @madamedmdnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Working on JAWS the Musical, I saw this #dnd landshark at my Mom’s house. youtu.be/n--NNCebzWU?...

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Laura Loves NY Landshark and JAWS the #musical

YouTube video by Laura Loves New York and D&D

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rynther @rynther.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You mean the sacred place you bulldozed half of? If it's not too sacred to put a cage match in front of, it's not too sacred to have reporters.

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It seems like everyone's pets, mine included, are dying this month. ...Really hoping this will also happen to Putin's pet.

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Y.O.L.O.0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I LONG for those days... Days when Presidents were interested in the entire Nation.

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Madame DM @madamedmdnd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Surrounded by bugbears? What do you do? #dnd

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why is it the people who use one dollar bills to make a $37 purchase at the self-checkout are also the same people who look up to check the balance after EVERY single bill? It's almost 2027, stop using that fucking diseased toilet paper already.

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Madame DM @madamedmdnd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Happy 21st Night of September #dnd style with thanks to Earth, Wind and Fire youtube.com/shorts/bzMK_...

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21st Night of September with Earth, Wibd & Fire #dnd #bards

YouTube video by Laura Loves New York and D&D

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Car Alarm: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!! Person who knows they have a Car Alarm: ".....Oh, is that mine?'

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh my God... the PS5 Wolverine cope is real.

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dear Lord, Please kill me if I'll have nothing better to do in my twilight years than spend all fucking day doing gas station circuits to trying to hunt down winning scratch tickets.

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"I need a functioning bathroom and full access to goods and services. I'm going to pull into this store undergoing construction."

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Stress Stressed

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Every bit of this 👇👇👇

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”

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Madame DM @madamedmdnd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

To all you vampires just creeping home.. What if Taryana was Elvira? Strahd’s latest obsession. #soookyseason #dnd youtu.be/mMDrKGth-wQ?...

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Unpleasant Dreams #dnd #elvira #castle #ravenloft #spookyseason

YouTube video by Laura Loves New York and D&D

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Dear Alchoholics, I'm so sorry our coolers are busted and the beer is warm. I'm sure it must be really frustrating for you that you can't pound your Natty Daddy tallboy in your driveway while the engine's still running. Pop that in your freezer, wait 15 minutes, and stop being a fucking baby.

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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Best selfie ever 😊🤎 Original post

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Madame DM @madamedmdnd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What’s your favorite D&D instrument of the bards and how did it help you battle a baddie? #dnd youtube.com/shorts/eyUJu...

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The Cli Lyre #dnd #instrument of the #bards

YouTube video by Laura Loves New York and D&D

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Officer: "And what are you doing here?" Shows footage of the suspect urinating in public. Suspect: ".........Looks like I'm flicking the bean." Me: "Ummmm... that... that's not what that refers to..."

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Would be nice to have one day where I make a post without a "save my family in Gaza" bot account instantly reposting it. And I do mean instantly. I push post and there's a notification waiting for me after the screen reloads.

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Steve @tnsteve.com · 12/09/2026

Happy to help translate trump bullshit for you.

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Sadie Adler went on to be a Bounty Hunter after RDR2." Someone has a wonderful sense of humor...

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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sorry? Not sorry. If you're upset and trying to prevent history from being taught to hide the truth, then fuck your feelings. You learned nothing and are the exact same assholes as your ancestors.

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Citizens' Impeachment @citizensimpeachment.com · 08/09/2026

@jbcartoonist.bsky.social They all have the constitutional and patriotic duty to impeach. They swore an oath.

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You know you could have bought your Labor Day beer yesterday, right?

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"The sign said these were 2 for $5." Yes, but you only bought one. "I have to buy two??" ...Yeah, otherwise it wouldn't be a sale. What, do you think they're normally $2.50 each and we just arbitrarily put up signs in case you were curious and couldn't do the 2nd grade math on your own?

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Pumpkin Knight @sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Dear American parents, Do you even TRY teaching your kids to STFU any more? How about "Indoor Voice," can we at least compromise on that?

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