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Laura in Ohio

@singlauraluia.bsky.social
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Knitter. Crafter. Pianist. Brings the Marla Hooch energy. (she/her)

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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
90s Matilda was lighthearted and magical. Was not expecting the recent musical movie to be so dark and traumatic. 🫥 It was good though! Emma Thompson is amazing.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I often ask myself, “Would this meal be made better with the addition of cornbread?” So often, the answer is yes.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How about an office printer competition where everyone is given complicated printing instructions and they have to pick all the right settings on their computer to make it print right
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tired of digging recipes out of websites full of life stories and ads? Use Libby to check out digital cookbooks from the library! I’m still browsing through recipes on my phone, but wow it is so much more peaceful.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
GBBO shouldn’t send someone home every week. Someone might be bad at one thing and awesome at something else, but they could get sent home before the week of their specialty. Instead, rank all the bakers each week and assign points accordingly. In the end the top three people make it to the final.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have a 6yo who wants to be a youth minister, and a 4yo who, on more than one occasion, has said that she will be a banana cutter. I love all these kids dreaming their dreams.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Recommendations for where to shop for clothes for my 12yo girl? She loves cutesy things, but doesn’t fit into kid sizes anymore. She needs like a women’s medium or large.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
First game of the #wpbl tonight. It’s so exciting! The Queens made a great comeback! But why are the cameras so shaky? And the on-screen score box so sloooow at updating?
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s it like not getting eaten by bugs the minute you step outside on a summer evening is it great?
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Can any actual choir directors weigh in on Sister Mary Clarence’s conducting technique? Seems to me she does mostly dancing and very little conducting. Also, I think the accompanist is behind her?? Where she wouldn’t be able to see the conducting?
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
How many ears of fresh sweet corn can my household of seven polish off in one dinner? The answer is at least a dozen. We’ll have to buy more corn for further testing to find the limit.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Things they don’t teach you in parenting school: what to do when one child pays another child to shoot a third child with a nerf gun.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s Friday night and Vacation Bible School is over praise the Lord
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Man Collapses from Exhaustion
Alt: Man Collapses from Exhaustion
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If the school year is a video game, we’re facing the final boss - a flurry of varying schedules, early mornings, staying after school, spirit days, band and choir concerts, camp day, field trip, and Washington, D.C., trip.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
What movie score soundtrack should I listen to? Looking for instrumental or mostly instrumental. 🎶🎞️🎶
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We’ve been married almost 16 years and I still learn new things about my husband. Like how he writes the letter O clockwise instead of counterclockwise.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Wordle 1,778 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wowee!
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Celebrating a 1000 day streak on Duolingo
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Just fantasizing about what it would be like to have Leslie Knope and Elle Woods in charge of everything. Shit would get DONE.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We watched Back to the Future with our teenager last night and besides the time travel, here’s the most implausible part - Marty goes back to 1985 in the center of town. He gives himself 10 minutes to stop what happens to Doc. It’s 2 miles from town to the mall. He ran 2 miles in 10 minutes???
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I took the 3 girls out and they got their arms painted (like face painting but on arms), did a scavenger hunt, won 45 raffle tickets, got their picture taken with a green screen to add a fun background, colored a cat craft, and walked out with stacks of borrowed books because we were at the library.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Always jealous of the people who thought to bring their knitting or other handicraft to an event and I didn’t think to bring mine.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Once when I was in college, I turned on the tv to an ice skating program and Tara Lipinski was skating to a really pretty song. I wanted to know what the song was so I googled the lyrics I could remember. Couldn’t find it. I went to Tara’s website and found an email address.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
My third child is six years old, and today I started adding pictures to her baby book. Yay for me but she is not even my youngest child.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Will someone please explain to me the allure of a temperature blanket? Why do you want a record of the daily temperature in blanket form?
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Around the refreshments table at church… My 11yo: I got banana bread. Church member: Yum! I think I’ll get a cinnamon roll… No! We’re outta cinnamon rolls! Me: Got any BEAR CLAWS?? Church member: Wait a minute, I’ll go check. We each found a fellow Weird Al fan. #WeirdAl #Albuquerque
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Finished the Christmas cookies today, but don’t worry. Also today we got a few holiday sweets from the Walmart discount bakery rack. Christmas is not over yet, but if Walmart wants to sell me a box of tree cookies for 99 cents, I’m okay with that.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
2025 was a great reading year for me!
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This game is right up my alley!
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
When Jovie meets Buddy, she says she’s just trying to get through the holidays. Then on Christmas Eve, she’s alone in her apartment eating dinner while watching the news. I’d like to know her tragic backstory and how much it means for Buddy to bring joy back into her life.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Tired: is “Die Hard” a Christmas movie? Wired: is “Soon and Very Soon” an Advent hymn?
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Me: what are good stockings stuffers for teens? The internet: airpods that are $100 No no no just because it fits in a stocking doesn’t make it a stocking stuffer! Follow me to hear me complain about this every year.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Where is the Wicked: For Good song that played during the credits? I need that sweet sweet overture in my veins.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Are your kids ever really wound up and noisy when you’re trying to get them to bed? I’d like to introduce you to Whisper Bedtime. Everyone has to whisper if they want to say something. Brings down the noise level real fast.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Iconic fictional rock band The Beets from the animated series Doug
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I finished season one of The Promised Land - what a great show! If you’re into mockumentary shows and the Bible, I highly recommend it. youtu.be/MN54fod_YzQ?...
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The Promised Land Series | OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by The Promised Land
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I’m 42 years old and I still don’t know how people ride a bicycle without holding onto the handlebars. I see people do it all the time! Why isn’t that wheel wobbling around willy nilly??
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Started watching D2: The Mighty Ducks with the older kids. I paused when we met Portman (Aaron Lohr) to tell my daughter the fun fact that he’s now married to Idina Menzel. I love being able to link these “old” movies to people and things my kids know.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this but FIND ALL THE WINTER GEAR NOW - coats, snow pants, boots, hats, gloves, mittens, scarves, whatever you need. The winter snows will be upon us before we know it. ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
We’re up 31-6 at the two minute warning do you think we can win this one #browns
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
All the trolling that adults are doing to the youths about 6-7 is hilarious and I’m here for it.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“I created this AI image…” No, you didn’t.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
If you are old like me and want to have fun with kids, try to explain what a collect call was.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Didn’t know we were supposed to refrigerate the Costco cake leftovers. How long do you think we can still eat it? It was picked up yesterday at 11am. We all just ate some at 8pm today.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Why did I think that Kit Kats had peanut butter?
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Honestly I wouldn’t want to stand downwind of Pumbaa either. Does that make me a bad friend? No! Pumbaa is the bad friend for wanting people to stand downwind.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Sent an email and refrained from ending a sentence with lol even though I really wanted to 🏆
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I’m pulled-something-in-my-elbow-using-a-paper-cutter years old.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Every time I turn off my phone I have to concentrate really hard to make sure I’m not accidentally calling 911. Can you relate.
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Laura in Ohio @singlauraluia.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
We took our kids to the Atlantic this week. They’d never seen an ocean before. ❤️🌊
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