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er/they, 25, transmasc, schwerbehindert & WfbM-beschäftigt, weiß, VIELE Posts zu chronischen Erkrankungen, DE/EN Profilbild von poika, Header von mir youtube.com/@singingblueberry

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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 8h
They already have one christmas horror song and it's good, so my expectations are decently high (which they probably shouldn't be lol)
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 8h
I haven't been up to most of what Ice Nine Kills have been doing since Horrorwood, but I just found out they're releasing a christmas album and you know what? I am up for some christmas horror music this year
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 10h
Irgendwann wenn niemand mehr Flixtrain fahren will, weil immer alle Klos kaputt oder ohne Klopapier sind, ist niemand mehr da um die Klos kaputtzumachen und das Klopapier aufzubrauchen. Dann kann ich in Frieden auf Klo gehen, zumindest so lange bis Gen Alpha Flixtrain entdeckt. /j
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 10h
Auch auf dieser Reise wieder das obligatorische "ich fahr nie wieder Flixtrain" von einem Fahrgast gehört 😂
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Meine Schulter-Nacken-Schmerzen sind auch nur noch einen Katzensprung davon entfernt, chronisch-rezidivierend zu werden... Eigentlich erstaunlich, dass das erst jetzt passiert, chronische Rückenschmerzen hab ich ja seit Jahren.
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mivolis haben ihre Ohrstöpsel verändert und die neuen sind absoluter Müll, es ist so sad
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As the dumbass who chose skin picking as an outlet for stress instead of cigarettes like normal people do, I need more of those round, tiny spot plasters. Way less painful to remove, especially if you're hairy.
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've never read an audiobook, but if I did, I'd probably do it because my brain can't read traditional books anymore due to meds brain damage. So if at least some people listen to audiobooks because they're more accessible, I'm thinking yeah, why not include them?
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just realized everyone hates corporate brands trying to sound cool and funny, and my main job at this point is making corporate brands sound cool and funny... At least I'm not a cop. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Honestly maybe most people with my health issues would've given up on work entirely a few years ago. Except there are no people with my health issues to compare me to, because my combination of illnesses is extremely unique, so everyone assumes it can't be that bad I guess.
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
CN death How do people survive full time jobs? I work 15 hours a week and it makes me wish I was dead most of the time, even though I like my coworkers and have barely any stressful deadlines. Genuinely how?
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Being angry definitely makes my dysphagia worse which is kinda rough cause I get pissed off so easily. Probably a sign to just avoid aaaaanyy discussions. I don't understand why though, the issue with my esophagus is that it's too relaxed, not too tense.
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When I play my keyboard with headphones, the sound is ever so slightly louder on the left ear than on the right and it's driving me nuts. I can't even test different headphones, because most headphones don't work with my keyboard at all (they sound like the worst phone speaker you've ever heard).
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
CN food Hab zum ersten Mal Falafel gemacht und sie sind lecker, aber ich frage mich immer noch, was mit "15 Minuten quellen lassen" gemeint ist. Das ist eine Masse mit der Konsistenz von Knete, da quellt nix 😂
Anleitung auf der Packungsrückseite:

Packungsinhalt mit 250ml kochendem Wasser übergießen und 15 Minuten quellen lassen.

Masse nochmal gut durchmischen und mit angefeuchteten Händen teelöffelgroße Bällchen formen.

In reichlich heißem bratfähigen Öl (z.B. Olivenöl) in der Pfanne oder Fritteuse goldbraun frittieren.
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm so tired of everything, I need a week of total isolation (perferably without the reason being COVID or any other illness)
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Darauf bestehen, dass es eine Unterbrechung der Linie nicht gab, obwohl ich sie gesehen habe und deshalb nicht ans Ziel kam, weil "ich fahre jeden Tag dahin" auch geile Logik, denn wie wir alle wissen, wenn du zweimal am Tag eine Linie nimmst, bekommst du alles mit, was 24/7 auf der Strecke passiert
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ich: "Weiß jemand aus Eigenerfahrung, ob [Linie XY] wieder fährt? Sie war letztes Mal unterbrochen und Google Maps und sbahn berlin waren keine zuverlässigen Quellen" Gruppenchat-Dude: "Die [Linie XY] fährt immer" DANKE DU BIST SO HILFREICH, NEIN ICH HAB KEINE AGGRESSIONSPROBLEME WARUM FRAGST DU
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Of course now that I was almost done with Hello Kitty Island Adventure, they give us a huge free update. I will never finish this game 😂
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fae blizzz 🏳️‍⚧️ @fae-blizzz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ich habe heute erst die Petition des BWischen Landtags gesehen. Da sollten wir alle mal den Server zum Absturz bringen. petitionen.landtag-bw.de/Petitionen/D...
petitionen.landtag-bw.de
Kein Zwangsouting von trans*, nicht-binären und inter* Menschen! Für den Schutz von Grundrechten und informationeller Selbstbestimmung.
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She looks like you just explained the concept of a grocery store to her
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hoffen wir, du bist sie ein für alle Mal los 🙏🏻
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
CN food I like cooking the curry. I like tasting the curry. I don't like eating the curry. How do I skip the last step but still get fed?
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Voirey Linger @voireylinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Friends, Spooky season is upon us. Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And no, I don't think any trans person owes anyone the info that they're trans, I don't think remaining stealth justifies violence, all that stuff - but I'm with her here. I wouldn't wanna go on a date with ANYONE who doesn't know that I'm trans, especially not a cis man. No way.
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Somehow there's a bug on Bumble, where this woman selected "trans woman" and "woman" as her genders, yet Bumble only displayed the "woman" label to others. That is so dangerous. Wtf. www.instagram.com/reel/DePmzwG...
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do we have an official word for attention-grabbing, quickly-changing music like Kim Dracula and Set to Stun or is it just ADHD music?
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy borth 🥳
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like seriously, for the Corpse Husband voice you kinda have to have vocal cord damage from acid reflux or something, so you shouldn't be able to sing cleans in a wide range at the same time. I had that shit including the Corpse voice. I did years of vocal therapy for it. I'VE TRIED.
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why is Arankai able to scream, sing cleans, do the Corpse Husband voice and look pretty doing it? Life's unfair dude 😂
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Wurzelmann (Herbst era) @wurzelmann.at · 07/10/2026
Wie man Leuten verständlich erklärt, dass eine "KI" nicht "ausgebrochen ist und selbstständig X getan hat" oder selbstständig ist. It's a scam. Liebs. #AbolishAI
Text-Screenshot:

"Titel oben: 'Explain it to me like I'm 80'

Mom: What's with these AIs escaping and hacking people?

Me: You park your car at the top of a hill. You leave a note on the dashboard that says "please be good" and then you pull the parking brake. The car careens down the hill, smashes everything up, and you put out a press release saying "My car ignored my instructions! It hallucinated! It went rogue!" Your insurance company not only believes you, but invests $100 million in your company.

Mom: Jesus Fucking Christ"
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Metal musician: "Til the moment when you die, LIVE-WITH-OUT-FEAR Every day of your life, SPEAK-WITH-OUT-FEAR When it's finally your time, DIE-WITH-OUT-FEAR" Me: "SPONGE-BOB-SQUARE-PANTS" I don't think that's what he meant to do but I can't fucking unhear metal spongebob youtu.be/dq1PIv0-C6c
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Ivan King - "Without Fear" [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (RE-UPLOAD)
YouTube video by Ivan King
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a white bathrobe that's at least 15 years old and my current suspect
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The time you don't wanna spend too much money is of course the time your clothes start coming out of the washing machine looking like this
Black underwear absolutely coated in white lint
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
CN sex I was like "I owe the government 2000€" and he made a joke about how he could fuck me for 2k and now I still owe 2k because it was a joke, but I feel a lot better than before lol (For the record, this is not a request for money, please keep your money)
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm having a really shitty day but the gay coworker DEFINITELY just flirted with me so I'll be okay I think
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
German dubs make it even worse because the stuff they say doesn't even match their lip movement and despite never watching movies, I've heard that voice actor a billion times before. So I don't even know how people can think about the plot for even 10 seconds in a dubbed movie/show
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't really watch movies or shows that aren't real, because all I can think about is how unnatural and acted everyone sounds, because everyone speaks in clear, whole sentences without interrupting each other, and I miss the entire plot because of it. I just gotta know. Is that an autism thing? 😅
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Theoretisch weiß ich, dass wenn man sich verbrennt, man die Stelle mehrere Minuten unter kaltes fließendes Wasser halten soll. Praktisch mache ich es manchmal für 10 Sekunden und manchmal (wenn es nicht an den Händen ist und abtrocknen damit aufwendiger wäre) gar nicht 😅
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seht ihr, wie die Psychotherapeutin heute bei meiner getrennten Aufzählung von körperlichen und psychischen Erkrankungen, die sich an einzelnen Stellen beeinflussen, mich nicht direkt mit "Körper und Psyche sind EINS" unterbrochen hat? Können manche Sozialarbeiter*innen noch was lernen ☝🏻
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Erstgespräch für einen potentiellen Therapieplatz und ich bin 40 Minuten früher da obwohl man nur 15 Minuten früher da sein braucht 💀 Die Wegbeschreibung klang so kompliziert, dass ich dafür ausreichend Zeit einplanen wollte...
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
True!! That's exactly what I want 😭
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That sounds way worse, in my dreams it's always voluntary, though if I did all that irl I'd get dysphoric as well
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think I've ever noticed anyone doing that except for my parents when they don't wanna misgender me in front of others but don't wanna gender me correctly either 😂
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Irgendwie will im Moment aber auch alles schiefgehen
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ich hab nicht zufällig Mutuals in Köln/Umgebung, die comfortable damit wären, dass ich als Backup-Plan vom 15.-18.10. bei ihnen übernachte? Ich schätze meine Erfolgschancen gering, aber ich versuch's mal 🙈 (Keine Reposts pls, DMs sind offen)
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fair 🙈 Though I know a lot of trans people on T did get an increase in their libido. I probably didn't get it because it was already very high, so I don't know if an increase would have even been possible 😂
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singingblueberry @singingblueberry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mind went to testosterone, but 1) you probably don't want that or else you would've tried it already and 2) it didn't even increase my libido so I have no leg to stand on
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