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Sindel Fails

@sindelfails.bsky.social
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I'm funny. A little unhinged, but funny nonetheless.

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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Sucks that my first post on here in months is to ask for shit but, in my defense, I couldn't figure out which email and password I used to log in. Getting old is stupid.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Can y'all help a teacher out? School starts in a week and a half! #teacherlife www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
These fucking kids screaming out "BLUE WAFFLE" in my classroom like I don't know what they mean. Son, this has been my internet longer than you've been alive. #teacherlife
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Huh. Wordle 1,342 2/6* 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I sponsor a HS D&D club. The DM just told the group they were being chased by a "cunty mindflayer", and that one phrase restored my faith in humanity. The kids will be okay.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Rmembering the time I complimented this old woman on her gorgeous emerald ring and said I'd love to own a piece like it some day. She laughed and said, "Good luck," which is pretty much how all old people react when younger people say they, too, want to have nice things. #eattherich #fuckboomers
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Currently surviving on a steady diet of Nyquil, Zofran, and chocolate chip cookies. #teacherlife #adulting
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Girl, same. Wordle 1,307 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Repeat after me: faculty meetings are all waste of time.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
These cookies make me feel weird.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It's kinda crazy that all we need to do to completely implode this administration is to continue calling them President Musk and First Lady Trump. #sosayweall
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
That stupid "R"! Couldn't figure out where to put it. Wordle 1,279 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Chugging Dayquil at work because there are no more subs available. #teacherlife
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Every teacher I know rn.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Should've posted earlier today. Sometimes, I impress myself. Wordle 1,277 3/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Gentlemen, it's right here. #yourewelcome
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
3 weeks until the end of Q2 and some little shit just asked if he could turn in Q1 stuff.
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a man in a red suit says umm while sitting on a chair
ALT: a man in a red suit says umm while sitting on a chair
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Where my Wordlers at?!??! Wordle 1,260 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
He IS lactose intolerant, but he's also from Wisconsin so he pretends he's not.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My husband has cheese on his Christmas wishlist. That is all.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I did not do that one; that was Cearul. I've done a dozen others, though!
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Whenever my husband and I hear the original of one of my #eveonline parodies, we play a game: first person to sing my lyrics, and not the real ones, loses. He loses every time. Every. Time.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It's 100% true.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Don't you love winning stuff?!?!?!
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Almost halfway through fall break and I've done nothing.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ma'am, life is all about balance.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Listen, we never said the guy was smart.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Please refer back to "bra". Best pair there is. Not always symmetrical, though.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You would.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Am I allowed to drunkenly rave on here, or am I supposed to leave that behavior behind?!?! #blueskyetiquette #askingforafriend
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
Definition of “kakistocracy” as a government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My students are all failing an open note, open book test, and I want to scream because...
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Good morning all you nice, normal people.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/11/2024
I open my Bluesky feed and it is full of really cool people saying really smart things and being really passionate about really interesting stuff. I like this version of social media, and the world. Thanks, folks.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I feel seen.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Bitch, saaaaaaaaaaaaame.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
At this point? No one.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A bunch of my RL friends are now joining me on Bluesky. Man, are y'all in for it. I'm a freaking train wreck.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Dr. Oz is the Dr Nick of Dr. Phils.
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I miss home!
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Jon Sopel @jonsopel1.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Umm. This is like first day at school. I’ve joined up
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Sindel Fails @sindelfails.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I hear this is the place to be...
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