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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻

@sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social
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39 • he/him • professional overthinker • sincerity in absurdity • coffee powered movie nerd • pro wrestling sicko • assorted nonsense • Jeez Louise

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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 1h
You got that right Señor Lynch!
David Lynch wearing sunglasses appears to be sitting inside of a plane having some food and holding up a glass of wine
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 3h
I’m also finishing another psychological thriller audiobook and will almost certainly buy another one. If my brain insists on overthinking everything, I will give it as many fictional murders to investigate instead of my own life. 😂
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 3h
I’m NOT going to sit at home and be lazy today, I must be productive! That’s why I drove 45 minutes outside of town to the outlet mall for discounted clothes. Then I’m running a few errands, getting an oil change, and hitting the gym. Look at me being a functioning member of society. Disgusting!
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 15h
How my introverted ass feels right now driving around the city with the windows down.
Tony Soprano is asking his nephew Christopher a very important question.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 17h
The much needed 1 hour workout at the gym is officially complete, now it’s time for me inhale an entire beef fajita quesadilla with chips and salsa.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 18h
Gym time!
SpongeBob SquarePants is doing a killer workout
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 19h
What a dapper distinguished gentleman!
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love when someone outs themself as insufferable and quick to shit on other people because of what brings them joy in a world determined to make you suffer. Sit in the bin, bitch.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 22h
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The Simpsons Mr Burns
Alt: Mr Burns says excellent
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 22h
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Amanda Seyfried's Sarcastic 'Duh!' in Mean Girls
Alt: Amanda Seyfried's Sarcastic 'Duh!' in Mean Girls
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bill Murray as Steve Zissou, he’s wearing a blue shirt and red beanie sitting next to a plant. 

He admits that he hasn’t been at his best this past decade.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You’re not the only one to tell me this 😂
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spent the week operating heavy machinery at my blue collar job while listening to Freida McFadden’s entire Housemaid trilogy and one short story. The machines had my hands. Fictional rich people’s murders had my brain. More thrillers, please. At least now my overthinking has a fucking plot. #booksky
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hey, I’m Jason. I have weird little obsessions and think way too hard about basically everything. Especially professional wrestling and movies. Nice to meet you, live long and pasta. #promosky #prowrestling #movies
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trash Filmmaker John Waters wearing striped long sleeve shirt. He says sometimes, stupid and cute are enough.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ryan Stiles is the worlds angriest teenage girl
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shout out to moms tho!
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
3 and half week vacation/holiday begins now.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
3 and half week vacation/holiday begins now.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me to myself.
I believe this is sinestro with horns or it could be the devil not entirely too sure but this red skinned individual is saying you’re gonna be OK you silly dehydrated bitch 
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
5 hours and 41 mins left.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes nobody did anything evil. Sometimes two people just experience the same thing very differently, and one person walks away carrying more of it. You can care about someone and still realize that peace matters more than keeping something exactly the way it was.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
19 hours left.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I’ll feel later when I eat a hot dog for dinner!
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
26 hours left.
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kb @allkbwrestling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me at my big girl job.
The fuck are you talking about?
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
32 hours left.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your neighbors: “is she crying and biting her phone?” Me:
Matthew Lillard says liver alone!
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kindergarten Cop: It Might Be a Tumor
Alt: Kindergarten Cop: It Might Be a Tumor
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My actual honest reaction when I saw you put GEM instead of JEM….like what even are you talking about?!! 😂
Tim Robinson has his arms in the air reacting to something he sees on his computer
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EvilMrJingles @evilmrjingles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She’s a 10! But she is also a 7, two 9s, a 7.5 and an 8.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I salute you 🫡
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They were in fact, splendid!
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Blue Sky probably has more active Space Ghost nerds than anywhere else on the Internet at this point
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well… It seems that you all are a bunch of nerds who like space ghost, that’s cool.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's so tiresome to have to keep repeating this, so consider it a quarterly statement, a State of Amanda if you will: I simply refuse to exist in a state of perpetual outrage and disgust. I'm too old to not prefer to select peace and personal joy. But you do you. Be miserable. IDGAF.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Space ghost says you boys aren’t nerds, are you?
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ya love to see it!
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She should have had a New York accent in the movie.
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Marmalade's Focused Gaze
Alt: Marmalade's Focused Gaze
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spring rolls for dinner later sounds splendid!
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy is the absolute worst!
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just sneezed 10 times in a row, well time to call it a day!
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mox’s audiobook is amazing!
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Potato would never make you cry or betray you. Be more like potato.
Potato
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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David Rose Says 'It's Perfect' in Schitt's Creek
Alt: David Rose Says 'It's Perfect' in Schitt's Creek
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The audiobook I bought yesterday took my entire work shift to finish today. Immediately bought the sequel. I’m fully invested. There’s no going back. Sorry, intrusive thoughts. This brain real estate belongs to audiobooks now. I fully accept my new title: Audiobook girly!
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The Bastard Jason 🎃👻 @sincerityabsurdity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#my9albums
My9albums, the crow soundrack, violator by Depeche Mode, pretty hate machine by nine inch nails, enter the wu tang (36 chambers) by the Wu tang clan, hybrid theory by linkin park, tragic kingdom by no doubt, supremacy by Hatebreed, sing the sorrow by AFI, the fame by lady Gaga
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Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com · 05/10/2026
Happy Birthday to @mikemignola.bsky.social's Hellboy, born on this day in 1617! 🎉
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