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One of the most cromulent accounts about the Simpsons. DM suggestions!

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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

His jiggling is almost hypnotic.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Happy Lefthanders Day

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

It must be the first of the month. New billboard day!

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these?

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another...

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

He spelled "Yale" with a six.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I'll practice you!

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

This is Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Er's doctor.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons.

The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?