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I really shouldn’t have to say this, but please don’t abandon your children at CVS. Especially not one that I work at. I’m not ready to be a new parent

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RED ALERT RED ALERT A NATIONAL TREASURE WAS STOLEN DOLLY PARTON IS DEAD

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Every year these come out and every year I love them. But I can only 2 packages because otherwise I’m gonna burn myself out hard-core and I don’t wanna ruin milk‘s favorite cookie!!

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

You used to be able to see stars in the sky at my parents farm. Now all you can see is this fucking light pollution

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Listen to me Kevin Feige, if you fuck up anymore mythos as badly as y’all did with Norse mythos, I will personally hunt you down!!!! On that note, if anyone has the address of Kevin Feige, feel free to send it my way.

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If marvel gets too much farther into Greek mythology, Aphrodite better be a GENDERFLUID WAR GODDESS OR SO HELP ME, ILL-

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Before anyone asks: a wizard on a power trip broke into my apt so now I’m gender fluid (still mostly he/they though)

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Here I thought I was calm and cool and totally normal ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️, but literally EVERYONE I HAVE EVER MET SAID “i know” WHEN I TOLD THEM I MIGHT HAVE ADHD!!!!!! FROM MY FRIENDS TO MY BOSS!!!!!!!!!! WAS NOBODY GOMNA TELL ME?!?!?!?! DID I REALLY NEED TO GET MY INSURANCE INVOLVED?!?!?!

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

For mental health matters day, at the state fair, do you think if I give them a doctors note stating that I am mentally ill, they would just let me hang out in the cow barn for a day?

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If I ever get married, I need at least one (1) wedding picture doing jojo poses

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Would it be possible for a muggleborns patronus to be a pokemon?

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I think, in a past life, I was a traveler of some sort, probably a random pirate but 🤷

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

How did I just realize that bob the builder is the white guy who took Rosie the riveters job

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Today’s CVS Karen Said: Requesting a drug manufacturer is the same as literally being pregnant. She argued about it for 1/2hr

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Listen, I’m not saying what Polyphemus did was right but if somebody broke into my house and killed my dog, then handed me a bottle of wine and said this will fix everything? I would also wanna kill him all his friends.

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Did anybody else notice that Brennan Lee Mulligan’s initials are BLM? It’s almost like Black Lives Matter… And Brennan should be president?

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Watching s2 of The Pitt brings a new definition to “a world of hurt”

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

For this Fourth of July, I would like for us to combine the Dakotas and make Puerto Rico the 50th State

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I work around too many healthy people. I need 1 other plus’ size gay in this CVS. Fuck it, at this point I’ll even take a plus size straight

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Just remembered my apartment is a mess! I should clean that up before I get more groceries

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I can’t wait to get hit by 2 more cars. I heard getting the famed double digits will unfracture my knee

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

There are two types of people who live in Indiana 1- those who love Indiana so much they have an Indian license plate 2- everyone else. We exist.

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Welp! I just asked a neurotypical if they wanted to swap teeth. That’s my day over 🤦🤦🤦🤦

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The English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

When you see a tree in the middle of a road, please be patient as it takes time for them to cross

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 25/06/2026

Kevin Hart laughing.
THIS IS [photo of sigmund freud] BITCH!!!
we get psychosexual here. take your sensitive ass back to 16 Personalities

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

And this is why I hate it. The next person who says that they are in a Romeo and Juliet relationship had better have killed their love’s cousin or had their cousin killed by their lover. I will be attending your funerals tomorrow and it better be dramatic

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Trying to go to the doctor again after a decade of not going to the doctor is… Is terrifying to say the least

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

It’s ok. The mini Mamdani’s won’t hurt you. They just want you to have access to affordable food and housing

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I just had a dream where my old dog Sophie jumped up on my bed, laid down, and farted on me. So I think she’s doing p good

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The best part about not having a phone, is that I am exploring things I normally wouldn't instead of playing mindless games Things like the gmail settings I found signitures

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/11/2024

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

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RobotNik (he/they) 🌱🌿 @simplynotnik.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Taco Bell is my house. I live here now. Taco Bell has never done me dirty. Fuck yeah. Taco Bell

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