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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 2h
also, the Bills getting that extra possession meant james cook got just enough yards to edge me out 🙃
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 2h
lost my fantasy matchup by .94 points because the rams decided not to run the ball when in FG position to get extra yardage 🙃
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 5h
they did similar for the Rangers v D-Backs series
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 5h
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 6h
stop pitching to guys you can’t get out thank you
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 7h
aaaaaaand that’s why doubles are better than sac flies
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 7h
too many sac flies not enough doubles in the gap in my opinion
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 8h
oh man 😂
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 8h
brewers aren’t chasing pitches and making a lot of contact. they must be cheating. am i doing this correctly?
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 8h
teo grounding out immediately after meaning they almost didn’t score in the inning lol
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 10h
maybe they don’t push young talent because they don’t know how to wrestle and they don’t know how to train them to wrestle
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 10h
I’m assuming TNA didn’t sign Caster to an actual legal binding non-handshake contract, but he should try taking them to court for his firing because that could be funny to watch from a distance
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 13h
isn’t she constantly surrounded by (relatively popular) streamers? why does she need fightful for publicity
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
take his World Series ring away then
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lmao at the multiple guys filming themselves giving Lane Kiffin the finger
Lane Kiffin being escorted off the field at Kentucky, followed by Kentucky fans filming him and giving him the finger
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also Matt Shaw gets “professional athlete” but Riley Gaines doesn’t get any mention of being an athlete because well you know
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
literally zero of these people have done anything good in the world we live in
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
jo adell with more postseason hits and rbi than mike trout
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think the pitchers for both teams are cooked rn
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stephen Vogt is a two time manager of the year?
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
no way the announcers brought up antonacci leading the league in HBPs and then he immediately gets hit by a pitch 😭
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
has miguel vargas walked 8 times this series??? hell yeah
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
good thing will venable was managing his bullpen on “feel”
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yearly Ladres post
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder if they call chrisian yelich old man in the clubhouse
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
great shout by the announcers to relate to it when Adam Jones robbed Manny almost in that same spot in the US v DR WBC game
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA padres need a yankee fan right now!
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
s/o to Victor Mesa Jr he was stuck in the Miami Marlins organization for a long long time and now marlins man has to watch him celebrate sweeping the Yankees
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
did Caminero literally sweep them off the field??? love that
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GUYS
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
perfect timing with absolutely nothing going on today 👍🏽
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how fitting that the Yankees last hope could be Jazz after the fans booed him after his last AB
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LOL is jomboy laughing at this one too or nah
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lefties are weird people
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hopefully they don’t have to worry about this again until 2027
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would rather pitch to Ronald Acuña than MHII right now…thoughts?🫣
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Let me give him one more fastball down the middle and see what happens” ahhh pitch
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SHUT THAT RACIST CHANT UP BABY
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ANDY PAGES
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
their biggest weakness, loaded bases 🙃
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Will Smith (catcher) has been underrated and top 2 catchers in the league for the past 6ish years. that being said, Dalton Rushing better be ready to step up in 2027. that’s all i’ll say
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
toughest part is finding creditable sources that aren’t just grifters with clickbait headlines
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
next I need him to do something in STARDOM for THAT side of twitter as well
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hate to harp on it, but there’s another team in this playoff…
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 07/10/2026
#AEWCollision Grand Slam France, SATURDAY, 10/10 at 8/7c on TNT & HBO Max! AEW National Title: Andrade El Ídolo vs Michael Oku El Idolo has proven to be a fighting champion by taking on all challengers! Andrade collides vs British star Michael Oku for the gold, THIS SATURDAY!
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫡 🤝🏽
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ospreay and Okada giving each other the NJPW Boys handshake 😭😭😭 #aewDynamite
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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t know any of the French chants so they seem so funny and silly lol #aewDynamite
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[@𝚂𝚘𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛] @soylencer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nick Jackson looks like he'd lie about his Donkey Kong score
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