Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 3hThe neighbor kids come home and start screaming bloody murder (they’re playing) and I just….can’t. 120
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 13hI’m not digging at her allyship. I’m laughing at the fact that they both feel the need to stay relevant when it’s clear that no one likes them. Lawdddd go find something real to be mad about. 000
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Let’s not defend a weirdo who said that her Black kids will grow up privileged for being adopted by two white women 🤢 My hatred knows no bounds. 100
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Somebody wrap the players in bubble tape. This is too much!! 010
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It’s giving Ashlyn Harris vibes. Girl, go sit down. 190
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Got my Covid booster shot Saturday morning and then fell off an ebike that night (there were some open scratches on my face from contact with the sidewalk 🥴🤢)… shall we take bets on which is causing the outbreak of small bumps all over my face? I’m not panicking….but I’m not NOT panicking. 010
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026For all my depressy friends and seasonal affective disorder baddies, this is your reminder that it’s time to bust out the SAD lamps 👍🏾 090
Reposted by CrystalLesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Anybody else feel like we’re having the same conversation about the USWNT midfield that we had last World Cup cycle? 121142
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Welp, fell off my e-bike on 14th street and not even because drunk. I am embarassed to say as a former spin instructor, my seat was just too high 🤣🤣🤣 Straight up went to put my foot down at a light and face planted when I tried to catch myself. Vibes were bad 🤣 040
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I would just like to say again that Kiah ain’t NEVER play like this for the aces. Like girl where did this energy come from?? 020
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Valkyries sweep AND Atlanta sweep? I am shooketh. This championship series is going to be WILD. 172
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’m sorry did Kiah Stokes EVER shoot a 3 for the aces?? That is wild. Wow. 000
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think it’s very dumb that we can’t stream the England v Greece game. 010
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hey so like, I know it’s not your city, but can you mention getting ICE out of DC as well since @mayorbowser.dc.gov is useless and won’t do it? K thanks appreciate you. 081
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are you fucking kidding me? PLAYOFF GAME 2 WITH THE REIGNING CHAMPION TEAM IS ONLY AVAILABLE ON FUBO, PEACOCK, AND YOUTUBE TV??? 000
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And on top of that it’s your wedding week and you’re dealing with her shit. Absolutely the fuck not. MONEY 👏🏾TALKS👏🏾 KADIE👏🏾 Girly pop should absolutely make a donation to an org of your choosing and lose her tickets for the rest of the season…and next if we wanna keep it cute! ☺️ 140
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026FIRST of all I had to reread 3x to understand bc Kathrynn couldn’t pick one tense to use. Anyways, I hope Katty sent this through someone else bc you told her to. Otherwise, ew. And why was a call discussing what she wanted to say even necessary? There was group think involved and it STILL sucks? 😐 020
Reposted by CrystalEboni Navidad -Shirley Chisholm Fan Club @ebonic25.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@screamingeagles.bsky.social your members called my friend a whore because they don't know how to not be losers. I expect an apology and some action taken. Let's see how gangsta we can get 4226
Reposted by CrystalDan Orlowitz @aishiterutokyo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Being a Cristiano Ronaldo fan in 2026 is like being a J.K. Rowling/Harry Potter fan in 2026. Sure you have lots of good memories from when you were a kid, but there's no way you should be tolerating this kind of behavior now. 03511
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So what I’m hearing is that we’re bustin kneecaps and asking questions later the next time they show face at a game? (If these people even come to games 😒…heavy on the if) 040
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One of the greatest misses of 2013 was Paramore not releasing a music video for their song (One of Those) Crazy Girls from the self-titled album. *deep sigh* 000
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“‘Idk I’m taking this to mean Sanchez is coming back to Spirit’, she says with delusion” 2281
Reposted by CrystalHey Spirits! @heyspirits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026CLARA'S FIRST GOAL ✨ CLAUDINHA'S FIRST ASSIST 🔥 08515
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026CLARAAAAAA!!!! And a crest kiss. 10/10 I love her. 0110
Reposted by CrystalLiv Mason @livsmason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Release the WAFCON delegation!static.klipy.comDisaster Girl Meme: PirómanoALT: Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano 0265
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Paige. Ma’am. We just got her back, pls be gentle. 020
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is a hard one. Brooke really pulled back the curtain on being young with a quick moving disease. Her advocacy, her humor, her hilariously raw way of looking death in the eye - I just hope she had the good drugs to ease her transition. May her memory be a blessing.people.comTikTok Star Brooke Eby Dies at 37 After Sharing Her ALS Journey for 4 YearsInfluencer Brooke Eby has died at the age of 37. The content creator became famous for posting informative and humorous TikTok videos about her terminal ALS diagnosis. 0171
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can sleep peacefully knowing Aces beat that ass and sent ole crusty lips, the terf, and screech’s twin on home to glory. 1120
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Brand new client that’s paying lots of money so we’ll be doing all of the jumping for the foreseeable future 🫠 110
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New client is asking us to come to NYC for a literal hour and a half meeting. For why??? I hate it. 120
Reposted by Crystallilli 🤠 @lillianbf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As Jane Doe was recently doxxed, PLEASE keep referring to her as Jane Doe until she actually comes forward and identifies herself. To do otherwise would feed into the validity of what they did, and deny her even more choice. 17214
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A reporter at the game said they allowed the fan to come back to his seat. Yea, burn it down. 180
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t even care. Get my Aces out of this fuckin state so we can wrap this shit up at home. 190
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The way my blood pressure is through the roof, agreed. 010
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That whole organization should be burned to the fuckin ground - do people just not have values? How do you play for a team that has that level of stench surrounding it? Fuuuck that. 020
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Indiana fans getting ejected for talking shit WHO COULD’VE PREDICTED THAT 030
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Somebody should let Hines-Allen know that A’ja is not concerned with her lmao 010
Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My general disposition this audit season as I look to round out another 12 hour day.static.klipy.comYang HelpAlt: Sandra Oh’s character Dr. Cristina Yang from Greys Anatomy crying while yelling “somebody sedate me!” 001