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Crystal

@simply-crystal.bsky.social
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Somewhere ranting about Washington Spirit. Reformed “I don’t watch sports” gay. Still confused about the different positions in basketball. Forever hater. Black | 🌈 | she/her | Free Palestine

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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 3h
The neighbor kids come home and start screaming bloody murder (they’re playing) and I just….can’t.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 9h
Okkkk new Spirit waffle knit sweater 👀💅🏾
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 13h
I’m not digging at her allyship. I’m laughing at the fact that they both feel the need to stay relevant when it’s clear that no one likes them. Lawdddd go find something real to be mad about.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Let’s not defend a weirdo who said that her Black kids will grow up privileged for being adopted by two white women 🤢 My hatred knows no bounds.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somebody wrap the players in bubble tape. This is too much!!
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s giving Ashlyn Harris vibes. Girl, go sit down.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Got my Covid booster shot Saturday morning and then fell off an ebike that night (there were some open scratches on my face from contact with the sidewalk 🥴🤢)… shall we take bets on which is causing the outbreak of small bumps all over my face? I’m not panicking….but I’m not NOT panicking.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For all my depressy friends and seasonal affective disorder baddies, this is your reminder that it’s time to bust out the SAD lamps 👍🏾
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Anybody else feel like we’re having the same conversation about the USWNT midfield that we had last World Cup cycle?
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Welp, fell off my e-bike on 14th street and not even because drunk. I am embarassed to say as a former spin instructor, my seat was just too high 🤣🤣🤣 Straight up went to put my foot down at a light and face planted when I tried to catch myself. Vibes were bad 🤣
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would just like to say again that Kiah ain’t NEVER play like this for the aces. Like girl where did this energy come from??
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Valkyries sweep AND Atlanta sweep? I am shooketh. This championship series is going to be WILD.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well…it’s been a good season my dudes.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ACES, PLEASE
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
aces, please.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m sorry did Kiah Stokes EVER shoot a 3 for the aces?? That is wild. Wow.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol Macca
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think it’s very dumb that we can’t stream the England v Greece game.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey so like, I know it’s not your city, but can you mention getting ICE out of DC as well since @mayorbowser.dc.gov is useless and won’t do it? K thanks appreciate you.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you fucking kidding me? PLAYOFF GAME 2 WITH THE REIGNING CHAMPION TEAM IS ONLY AVAILABLE ON FUBO, PEACOCK, AND YOUTUBE TV???
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And on top of that it’s your wedding week and you’re dealing with her shit. Absolutely the fuck not. MONEY 👏🏾TALKS👏🏾 KADIE👏🏾 Girly pop should absolutely make a donation to an org of your choosing and lose her tickets for the rest of the season…and next if we wanna keep it cute! ☺️
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FIRST of all I had to reread 3x to understand bc Kathrynn couldn’t pick one tense to use. Anyways, I hope Katty sent this through someone else bc you told her to. Otherwise, ew. And why was a call discussing what she wanted to say even necessary? There was group think involved and it STILL sucks? 😐
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Eboni Navidad -Shirley Chisholm Fan Club @ebonic25.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@screamingeagles.bsky.social your members called my friend a whore because they don't know how to not be losers. I expect an apology and some action taken. Let's see how gangsta we can get
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Dan Orlowitz @aishiterutokyo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being a Cristiano Ronaldo fan in 2026 is like being a J.K. Rowling/Harry Potter fan in 2026. Sure you have lots of good memories from when you were a kid, but there's no way you should be tolerating this kind of behavior now.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So what I’m hearing is that we’re bustin kneecaps and asking questions later the next time they show face at a game? (If these people even come to games 😒…heavy on the if)
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of the greatest misses of 2013 was Paramore not releasing a music video for their song (One of Those) Crazy Girls from the self-titled album. *deep sigh*
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“‘Idk I’m taking this to mean Sanchez is coming back to Spirit’, she says with delusion”
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Hey Spirits! @heyspirits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CLARA'S FIRST GOAL ✨ CLAUDINHA'S FIRST ASSIST 🔥
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THANK GOD get on the plane get us home BYE
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CLARAAAAAA!!!! And a crest kiss. 10/10 I love her.
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Liv Mason @livsmason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Release the WAFCON delegation!
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Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano
ALT: Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk man subbing Hal off gives me instant anxiety
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I look away for 3 seconds 😐
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LETS GOOOOOOO 🤌🏾🇮🇹
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Paige. Ma’am. We just got her back, pls be gentle.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MY GIRL TARA THE EXPLORER WITH A HEADER!!!!
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a hard one. Brooke really pulled back the curtain on being young with a quick moving disease. Her advocacy, her humor, her hilariously raw way of looking death in the eye - I just hope she had the good drugs to ease her transition. May her memory be a blessing.
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TikTok Star Brooke Eby Dies at 37 After Sharing Her ALS Journey for 4 Years
Influencer Brooke Eby has died at the age of 37. The content creator became famous for posting informative and humorous TikTok videos about her terminal ALS diagnosis.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can sleep peacefully knowing Aces beat that ass and sent ole crusty lips, the terf, and screech’s twin on home to glory.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brand new client that’s paying lots of money so we’ll be doing all of the jumping for the foreseeable future 🫠
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New client is asking us to come to NYC for a literal hour and a half meeting. For why??? I hate it.
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lilli 🤠 @lillianbf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As Jane Doe was recently doxxed, PLEASE keep referring to her as Jane Doe until she actually comes forward and identifies herself. To do otherwise would feed into the validity of what they did, and deny her even more choice.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A reporter at the game said they allowed the fan to come back to his seat. Yea, burn it down.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t even care. Get my Aces out of this fuckin state so we can wrap this shit up at home.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The way my blood pressure is through the roof, agreed.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BYE BITCH
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Technical on A’ja??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That whole organization should be burned to the fuckin ground - do people just not have values? How do you play for a team that has that level of stench surrounding it? Fuuuck that.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indiana fans getting ejected for talking shit WHO COULD’VE PREDICTED THAT
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody should let Hines-Allen know that A’ja is not concerned with her lmao
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My general disposition this audit season as I look to round out another 12 hour day.
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Yang Help
Alt: Sandra Oh’s character Dr. Cristina Yang from Greys Anatomy crying while yelling “somebody sedate me!”
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