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@simply-crystal.bsky.social
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Somewhere ranting about Washington Spirit. Reformed “I don’t watch sports” gay. Still confused about the different positions in basketball. Forever hater. Black | 🌈 | she/her | Free Palestine

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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 13h
This is a hard one. Brooke really pulled back the curtain on being young with a quick moving disease. Her advocacy, her humor, her hilariously raw way of looking death in the eye - I just hope she had the good drugs to ease her transition. May her memory be a blessing.
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TikTok Star Brooke Eby Dies at 37 After Sharing Her ALS Journey for 4 Years
Influencer Brooke Eby has died at the age of 37. The content creator became famous for posting informative and humorous TikTok videos about her terminal ALS diagnosis.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can sleep peacefully knowing Aces beat that ass and sent ole crusty lips, the terf, and screech’s twin on home to glory.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New client is asking us to come to NYC for a literal hour and a half meeting. For why??? I hate it.
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lilli 🤠 @lillianbf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As Jane Doe was recently doxxed, PLEASE keep referring to her as Jane Doe until she actually comes forward and identifies herself. To do otherwise would feed into the validity of what they did, and deny her even more choice.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A reporter at the game said they allowed the fan to come back to his seat. Yea, burn it down.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t even care. Get my Aces out of this fuckin state so we can wrap this shit up at home.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BYE BITCH
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Technical on A’ja??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That whole organization should be burned to the fuckin ground - do people just not have values? How do you play for a team that has that level of stench surrounding it? Fuuuck that.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indiana fans getting ejected for talking shit WHO COULD’VE PREDICTED THAT
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody should let Hines-Allen know that A’ja is not concerned with her lmao
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My general disposition this audit season as I look to round out another 12 hour day.
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Yang Help
Alt: Sandra Oh’s character Dr. Cristina Yang from Greys Anatomy crying while yelling “somebody sedate me!”
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not mentally stable enough for a roster drop. It’s either gonna piss me off or confuse me. There’s no in between with Emma 🤷🏾‍♀️🙃
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ghosty @ghostytheeghost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
spider-man pointing meme: acfc vs acfc
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not a creative soul in the building. Atlanta City FC? Really? That’s it?
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope the Aces wipe the fuckin floooooooor with Indiana.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Idk I’m not in full on “Adrian out” mode. He still has the locker room and we’re still top 4 (I think?). We’re not scoring all that we can (is that on the players orrrr?) but I don’t feel like we played a terrible game today? Looking forward to listening to @heyspirits.bsky.social perspective🫣
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brother that looked like a yellow card to me. Jesus.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Denver, girl, WAKE UP
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol now Temwa…cmon girl 😒
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m still mad that we let Ratcliffe go
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jill is now on my shit list saying Phallon has played her way out of contention for USWNT GK. You will never make me like Mandy. (I know PTJ kinda took a dip in form but damn)
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone need tickets to tomorrow’s ACFC game? I have 3 in section 125 row 7 that I’d like to sell.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why did I just get a collect call from some man in jail in Michigan on my work phone 😐🤣 immediately no.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t mind me, just at this mystics game spreading the gospel that the capital queens merch is cheaper on the spirit store and that they can pick it up at the game on Sunday 💅🏾🫡
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Reign EQ staff guessing player boots while blindfolded is somehow wildly attractive to me wtf
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In this house we will always root for José’s mom 🫶🏾🫡 only wish we could’ve given her a proper send-off 🥲 #ThatsTheSpirit
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok wait yes I like that
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If anyone asks me why something is not done during our ops meeting later I’m likely to cuss them out and/or start crying and that’s on burn out babyyyyy 💅🏾🫡🥴
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lol I forgot I saw it again yesterday - Sofia Cantore apparently does not watch PKs 🤣🤣
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning, happy Monday, I need to know if Bethi is ok that is all.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bruhhhhhhhhhh Utah having a very bad time.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whewwwww buddy turned to Utah / ACFC and a DOGSO 10 min in?! Wowowowowow
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jesus she’s been more annoying today than any game all season. Pls shut uuupppppppp
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was feeling very deflated so thank you for that, Tamara 🫡👏🏾
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NOT THE STRETCHER
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THATS MY FUCKIN CAPTAIN ANDI!!!!!
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Millie @millie789.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can someone in the stadium start a WIPE-THE-CAMERA chant on behalf of everyone at home?
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They could’ve cleaned off the effing camera while they went to the other shot of the celebration 🙄 idiots.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LETS GOOOOOOOO TRIN!!!!!
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ya for sure let’s talk about Gotham during the Spirit / Chicago game.
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lilli 🤠 @lillianbf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’re watching this game via kaleidoscope
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are they gonna talk about last week’s game the whole time? Havent we suffered enough?
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hate Gotham.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Drunkenly bought a rug on fb marketplace but at least I made sure it was smoke and cat free beforehand ya know
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My partner just sent me more pictures from her walk to metro - they’re all up and down Georgia Ave near the Petworth metro too.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DC FRIENDS: National Guard and idiots in “FBI” vests (yea, ok ICE) are roaming around Park View (below Petworth) and have been seen on Park Road, Kenyon, and Warder Street. I saw two big groups of 12-15 each so they’re rollin deep. Please pass the message to your communities and stay safe!
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Went to log out and log back in to see if it would help the and look at this foolery lol. Did you make the app yourself in canva, Jessica??
Welcome screen of the NWSL+ app that says “here is some sub text for the tv welcome screen” instead of intentionally planned text.
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Crystal @simply-crystal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone else’s nwsl+ broadcast lookin like it was put together by hand pixel by pixel? I can’t deal with this tonight bruh 😐
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