Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s easier to ask for planning forgiveness than to seek planning permission. 020
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So Wales, the Jets and the Mets are all playing at the same time today. A triple dose of sporting misery. 020
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Parky has come up with a brilliant way of countering Southampton spying on us by not actually knowing what our best team and tactics are himself. We will smash them today. #askWxm #WxmAFC 130
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hopefully this treatment will help Max Cleworth’s injury and he’ll be back soon. 031
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Burnley time wasting before coming out of the tunnel. #wxmafc #akwxm 000
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Quite the storm going on in Wrexham. I hope everyone has managed to unplug their TV aerials before they blow up. 010
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Are you even from Wrexham if you haven’t been tailgating at the Turf or to a pep rally at Holt Lodge? #WxmAFC 220
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Wrexham kill off main characters quicker than Game of Thrones. 000
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026That was an elaborate way to announce a hosepipe ban. 030
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026In case anyone was doubting how intelligent I am, I have successfully downloaded my Cardiff away tickets. 130
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If your A-Level results weren’t as good as you had hoped, don’t worry. Mine went really well and my life has turned out to be completely shit. 010
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’ve met a dog called Mr Pickles that goes to non-league football grounds. I think he’s got an Instagram account. 110
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Leeds United brought on an 18 year old lad called Pickles last night. Presumably he wears number 66 in tribute to the dog who found the stolen World Cup in that year. 1037834
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I think Southampton should be playing Man City in tier 9 next season. The real punishment will come the season after that though when they have to play Chester. 020
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Ending a phone call from his wife with “cheers fella” seems so on-brand for Ollie Palmer. #welcometowrexham 030
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Yeah, I’m not bothered about the increase. Just don’t tell me it’s frozen when it isn’t. 100
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I’m delighted that my season ticket price has been “frozen” at only £40 more than I paid last year. 110
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I think they should sound a klaxon when a corner is taken and another one 15 seconds later. In between that there are no fouls. Like the Purge. 000
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Keir Starmer has done a Gerald Ratner on the Labour Party. 000
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I’m off to see Ocean Colour Scene tonight. With it being May 4th, I hope they play some songs off the Mos Eisley Shoals album. 020
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I’m going to hack into their laptops and suggest some crazy substitutions. #wxmafc #askwxm 190
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I’ve decided to watch the Champions League game instead of the Championship tonight as I like to keep an eye on the teams will be playing in the future and not the past. #wxmafc #askwxm 140
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Windass didn’t celebrate the first goal so I think he’s claiming it. #wxmafc 040
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026They’ve given the first goal to Thommo but Windy has just signed two to the bench. He definitely didn’t celebrate both goals so I think he’s claiming them. #askwxm 010
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026It was on the main Sky Sports channel but has been bumped down to another channel for some EPL rubbish. 020
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026All our away games are a game of two halves but I’ve had to change channel at half time today. #askwxm 140
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026We’re always rubbish in the first half of away games. Keeping it level means a comfortable victory now. A goal and an assist from Windass will give us the points. #askwxm 140
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026This was to be after and, crucially, not part of the Lord Mayor’s Show #askwxm #wxamafc 020
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Weirdly, despite living in Wales, Scotland v Ivory Coast is taking place 27 miles away from my house whereas Wales play a home game 142 miles away. 041
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026She creates so many chances that they should call her Opportunity Knox. #askwxm 3313
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026That tactical injury by the Wrexham keeper on 30 minutes changed the game. #askwxm 1110
Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Much better in intensity in the last few minutes and it has got its reward. #askwxm 0100
