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Definitely more than a splat's-worth

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Why are ladders so expensive in the UK? I used to have the requisite number of ladders in Turkey. Now all I have are some folding steps. Depressing.

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I really want to know what's written on that pece of paper

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That could add up to a whole load of some money!

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So, what's weird about....? <ah> *dry heaves*

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Who doesn't like a twin neck? Seriously, who?

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Turks’ ability to park vehicles is unparalleled. They can park anything in any space. Mad skills. Kudos

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SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Have an absolutely stonking time, Mr E.

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SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I’m sorry but that is really fucking cool

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Closing the strait has reduced oil consumption

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SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I used to think Chas was the hottie, but Dave sans moustache.... swoon!

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

This is the kind of bass you’d let take your daughter to the hop.

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Everything in this picture is art

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It looks like if a strat got bashed in the chin and got facial reconstruction surgery

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SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I just read that Ian Watkins was stabbed to death. Oh well

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I toured with my RD once. Spine took months to recover (kinda)

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Was it as arse-clenchingly bad asi think?

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SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

There are some books you instinctively know are shit without ever reading them just by the people who crap on about them. Atlas Shrugged

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SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Implementation of a National Dick Wolf Day. An annual celebration of gritty mid-brow police drama

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I don’t know why, but absolutely yes

SimonWJohns @simonwjohns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

It wasn't just racists who voted for Reform. Cunts did as well.