Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 1hCan't believe they made him sign his new deal in this horrendous training top #getthewatchin 010
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you give Shaw that much uncontested central space and possession you will concede goals, I guess. Same as for goal #1 010
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The team would quickly get out of this slump, if Slegers stopped wearing club merch to gamesstatic.klipy.comFamily Guy: Peter Griffin - I Have Spoken!ALT: Family Guy: Peter Griffin - I Have Spoken! 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Me, whenever I check the back 4 after hearing Gyökeres did wellstatic.klipy.comMr. Bean's Bedtime Story with TeddyALT: Mr. Bean's Bedtime Story with Teddy 020
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love international breaks I love how everyone always comes back healthy 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When chasing a game, defensive subs. When 2-0 up Make it make sense 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can't believe everyone is still playing maptap when whentaken has always been the real place to be 🤓😅 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These things could be gone from the game tomorrow if they were regularly treated as the red card offences they were. More likely the victim sees red for reacting though. 010
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Seen enough Bring back Nagelsmann Tzolis assist though (at least spiritually) 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Negatives: a lot Positives: Foord got her 74th chance to finally impress. Looking forward to #75 010
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There's nothing there There's no-thing there What is there there 100
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Seems whoever is in charge of the pitch at Stamford Bridge is also on international break. That pitch is looking *slooooow* 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Since every club switches merch every 6 weeks, it was pretty obvious Adidas would do one more 'goodbye' kit for Germany - just a bit surprised a) it's meh like this and b) doesn't even play with any past design or at least the German kit history Entirely unremarkable shirt 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026#AgainstShiteShotSelection 1 goal from the last 63 shots (3 games) at 0.09 xG / shot. 100
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Big fan of Lammens awkwardly trying to clear it with his foot 020
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If i were the chancellor of Germany and my party were to post 5% in a state election, I would probably consider a holiday - preferably one for 5-7 years 001
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Btw, do we think Cerci's showing yesterday was enough to finally move Blackstenius to ST3? 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Over the in the WSL, Crystal Palace have conceded 72 shots in the last 2 games. Didn't concede for the first 30 (v Arsenal), conceded 7 for the other 42 (v Spurs, admittedly while down to 10 all game). Just great. 100
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Two moments also on the 3rd goal. 1) this already needs to go long by Raya (Konsa isn't on) 2) Havertz (facing Raya) and Saka positions - you're not beating a high press by putting more players there - and especially not 2 of the 3 meant to be highest up the pitch 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Would love to see a stat on how much time in possession was spent facing our own goal. Can probably pick a random moment in the game and catch someone facing that way. 100
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026At least stopped United from winning, but this is such an anaemic, unconvincing side. Can only play at one tempo and is pretty much solely reliant on hero-ball moments Not quite Jonas level bad, but getting there. 100
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Overall not that fussed by the result or the performance (in fact prefer a single collective 'accident'). Main concern would be the lack of problem solving throughout the game. Okay, they are good and posing you problems - what are you going to do about it? 020
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good movement, terrific ball in, nobody arsed to attack it 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kind of run and pass you should be doing way more against a side pressing like this 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Their relentless nature reminds me of the peak Klopp Liverpool sides that were completely pumped full of caffeine. 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Havertz shouldn't be giving away the ball there - primarily as he shouldn't be in that position in the first place 010
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thanks for Sunderland away, but it's time to bring on Zubimendi 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Threw me back to those old Swansea away games where we were always so surprised they'd press us 😅 010
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Also a game where Havertz is just on the wrong side of his dynamic positioning. Could do with him a lot less deeper and more with runs in behind. Combine that with Timber back (aka no deep FB runs) - and we are back to looking way too static. 000
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not been great, far from it, but also not really conceded much of note - yet you are 2-0 down Many other games you go into HT 0-0 and can reset for the 2nd The 2nd one is so weird structurally, no clue why so many were chasing that attacking transition only for us to run into a counter-counter 220
Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Been a while since we've felt so ill-prepped for a game 200
